Chapter 254 Monkey Urine

Beating drums and passing flowers is the most common drinking game played during festivals in the Jia family.

It is also one of the most stimulating drinking orders.

As the drums started to sound, everyone began to pass the flowers one by one. They were all afraid that the flowers would be left in their hands when the drums stopped, so they often passed the flowers very quickly.

And drummers can use skills, tight or slow, intermittently, and suddenly stop, which is elusive and creates an extraordinarily tense atmosphere for those who play the game. .

The lively Qingwen took the initiative to play the role of drummer.

This little girl was born with beauty, but now she has been raised carefully by Jia Lian for two years, and she has become more and more beautiful.

I saw her wearing bright red exquisite embroidered shoes, a brand-new pleated water-patterned skirt, and a goose-yellow light-patterned vest. She walked confidently and briskly to her mother-in-law. In front of the big drum that was carried out, she smiled brightly at the masters and grandmothers who looked back at her, looking both clever and generous.

Even Jia Mu couldn't help but sigh when she saw him: "It shows that I gave this person to the right person at the beginning. You two really did not waste this child in vain. He has been raised like this."

Wang Xifeng, who was at the end of the table, laughed when he heard this: "My ancestors don't know that she is more of a master than a master in our courtyard. Even I dare not take care of her.

There is no girl or woman in this courtyard who has not been scolded by her..."

Others also have bright eyes, and they have all been carefully dressed up today. Qingwen's appearance is amazing.

The most obvious one is Jia Baoyu, whose eyes are almost printed in that direction.

Especially when I saw Qingwen smiling shyly because of Wang Xifeng's words, I was even more stunned, with her mouth slightly open, dull and dull.

Daiyu was right next to him, and she couldn't help but sneer when she saw this.

Jia Baoyu came back to his senses and quickly wiped his chin. Fortunately, the time was short and the saliva had not flowed down the corners of his mouth.

Jia Mu and others knew that Wang Xifeng was joking, so they didn’t take it too seriously.

For a while, the maids covered Qingwen's eyes with ribbons, and Wang Xifeng personally broke off a spring plum from the flowerpot on the side and presented it to Jia Mu, "It's rare for our ancestors to If you are willing to appreciate the light, I also wish our ancestors a happy spring!”

As he spoke, he deliberately raised the plum blossoms above Jia Mu’s eyebrows.

Everyone also laughed. Chunxi's brows are the elegant name of drinking wine and beating drums to spread the plum blossoms. It all comes from the literati and elegant guests who use plum blossoms to connect their eyebrows, which is a joke.

Jia Mu is happyHe took the plum blossom and pretended to give it to Wang Xifeng. She was so frightened that she quickly ran back to the seat, made a begging look, and then sat down.

When the drums started to sound, starting from Jia Mu, the plum blossoms were passed to Aunt Xue, and then passed down in sequence, and finally passed to Jia Lian's hands, and the cycle continued.

Qingwen is a bold and narrow-minded person. When she heard the sound of the masters and grandmothers at the table hurriedly passing flowers, she beat the big drum more and more, sometimes slowly and sometimes urgently, as if she might stop at any time, but she happened to For a long time without stopping.

Xiao Hong and other maids also gathered around her, watching the fun happily.

Wang Xifeng saw that Jia Mu was in high spirits, and when she got the plum blossoms, she hurriedly gave them to Aunt Xue, so she started to be narrow-minded and winked at Xiaohong and others.

Xiao Hong understood and hurriedly whispered a few words into Qingwen's ear. Seeing Qingwen nodding, when the plum blossoms were passed to Jia Mu's hands again, she yanked Qingwen's sleeve. The drumming stopped suddenly.

Jia Mu also wanted to force the plum blossoms to Aunt Xue, but Aunt Xue refused to accept them and pushed her hand: "Old lady, this is yours."

Jia My mother turned around and wanted to give it to Jia Lian, but Jia Lian smiled and said nothing.

Knowing that she couldn’t rely on her, Jia Mu smiled and said: “This wine is delicious, but this joke and story are hard to tell.”

Then, she glanced at her grandchildren and saw that they were all waiting for her with great interest, so she took a sip of wine and said:

"Then just say one...
< br />A family raised ten sons and married ten wives. Only the tenth daughter-in-law was the smartest, clever and well-spoken, and the favorite of her parents-in-law. The family often said those nine were unfilial.

The nine daughters-in-law felt aggrieved in their hearts, and they discussed: 'We are really filial, but we are not as clever as that little hooves. My parents-in-law only say good things about her when they are old. Who should I tell this grievance to?'"

Jia’s mother has been rich and honored all her life, and her ability to tell jokes is quite good, with a sense of ups and downs.

Although it was just the beginning, it had already attracted everyone's attention, and everyone was curious about what the nine wives would do.

"The eldest daughter-in-law had an idea and said: 'Let's go to the Temple of the King of Hell tomorrow to burn incense, talk to the Lord of the Lord, and ask him why we only gave one to that little hoof when we asked him to be a trustee. Be nice, we are all stupid.' Everyone liked it and said it was a good idea.

The next day they all came to the Temple of the King of Hell to burn incense, and all nine of them were under the altar table. Asleep..."

Everyone cheered up and knew that the preparation was almost complete, and the laughter was probably about to come.

“Nine souls are waiting for the King of Hell to arrive, but they can’t wait for him to come.You can't even wait for the right one. When he was in a hurry, he saw Sun Xingzhe coming on a somersault cloud. When he saw the nine souls, he wanted to beat them with a golden cudgel, which frightened the nine souls into kneeling down and begging.

When Sun Xingzhe asked the reason, the nine souls hurriedly told him in detail.

After hearing this, Sun Xingzhe stamped his foot and sighed: "It's a good thing that he met me. When the King of Hell comes, he won't know." ’

After hearing this, the nine people begged, “May the Great Sage show mercy and give us some guidance!” ’

Sun Xingzhe smiled and said: ‘This is not difficult. That day when your sisters-in-law were giving birth to ten children, it happened that I went to the King of Hell and urinated on the ground, so your sister-in-law ate it. Now you have to be smart and talk well. If there is plenty of urine, just soak it in and eat it. '"

After Jia Mu finished speaking, everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter.

At that time, people rarely listened to jokes and the point of laughter was low, although Jia Mu’s joke was slightly vulgar. A little bit, but when told by her old lady, it is really funny.

Moreover, the meaning of this joke is a bit unusual...

Everyone looked at Wang Xifeng .

It couldn’t be more obvious that those of you here who have the status of “little daughter-in-law”, are “clever and well-spoken”, and are loved by Mother Jia.

It seems that Wang Xifeng Not hearing anything, he laughed loudly and said: "Fortunately, we are all clumsy-mouthed, otherwise, we would all have eaten monkey urine. ”

The story of the Tang Monk and his disciples who went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures was widely circulated among the people at the beginning of the founding of the People’s Republic of China. It was also told in many classic operas, so even Wang Xifeng knew that Sun Xingzhe was a monkey.

Everyone laughed when they saw that Wang Xifeng was still quibbling "on the verge of death".

You and Wang Xifeng were both daughters-in-law of the Jia family, and they were not far apart in age. We often interacted with each other and made fun of each other.

How could You be polite at this time? He smiled and took over Wang Xifeng's words, "Who among us has eaten that monkey's urine? Don't pretend. As if nothing happened. ”

Wang Xifeng couldn’t hold back any longer, and reached out to hit Youshi.

Such an inarticulate appearance made Daiyu and others cover their mouths and laugh. . They all remembered that every time Sister-in-law Lian used to joke to please Jia Mu, Jia Mu would always call her "Monkey", which was not completely true, exactly!

Even Aunt Xue couldn't help but come out to praise: "Jokes are not good or bad, as long as they fit the occasion, they will make people laugh. "

"Aunt~~"

Wang Xifeng twisted on the spot and acted coquettishly from a distance.

Jia Baoyu was a little dazed again. How had he ever Have seen WanruoSister-in-law Lian looks like a fairy concubine acting coquettishly!

Glancing at Jia Lian, Jia Baoyu’s eyes were full of envy.