Chapter 138 Small Reunion (2)

"Second Master, please tell me carefully. I will serve you."

Qingwen is very diligent at times like this and takes the initiative to ask for help. Serve Jia Lian.

But when Jia Lian looked at her face which was red from the alcohol, he shook his head and said that if he served her, he would definitely end up on the bed, and she would be even more disgusted by Sister Feng.

In addition, he didn’t like to eat things made of glutinous rice, so he took it after thinking that Sister Feng had specially sent it to him.

After two tricks, when Wang Xifeng couldn't see it inside, he recruited two girls and fed one of them inside.

The two little girls seemed to like it very much. They ate whatever they could and glanced at the inner room guiltily.

Jia Lian saw these two stunning little girls, reluctant to swallow such round things in one bite. They held them in their mouths like hamsters eating. They were so beautiful and cute, and felt very happy. satisfy. So he repeated his old trick, and one person poured two more pills in, and then called it a day.

When Sister Feng came out, she saw that Jia Lian had put the bowl on the high table next to her, and she was a little surprised.

"Since you like to eat, why don't you ask someone to bring you a bowl?"

Jia Lian took the handkerchief from Qingwen, wiped his mouth, and said with a smile: "No, it's late at night. You can't digest it after eating too much."

Sister Feng stopped talking because she saw that Jia Lian really wanted to go with her to serve Jia Mu, so she persuaded her: "That's all. , you don’t have to go there, you have business tomorrow, it’s enough for me to be there with the old lady.”

Sister Feng said in her heart, there is no need for you to recruit greedy people. of!

Although Youshi and others had hidden glances before, as a woman, she could naturally tell that those women might have ill intentions towards her man.

He didn’t rush over, and sat next to Jia Lian. He found that they didn’t show any money, so he asked with a smile: "Can you just fight like this? You can’t decide whether you will win or lose in terms of money?"
< br /> Jia Lian hugged her waist and said with a smile: "What's the point of fighting them for money? I gave them all their money. If I want to give them money, it would be fun to fight with a rich woman like you."

Wang Xifeng was shy and laughed, but fortunately Jia Lian was not too much, so she glared at Jia Lian and said with a smile: "Why, isn't my money your money? Or, Second Master Lian is now You are promising, and you are afraid of losing money if you earn more. Do you want to share the debt with me?"

Wang Xifeng was just joking to talk about business.

She was worried about this. She knew very well that Jia Lian, who became the commander of the Military and Horse Division, would definitely make more money than her in the future!

　In the past, she could control Jia Lian's finances because almost all the money was earned by her. Now, she definitely can't control it anymore. Jia Lian was able to send all the emperor's rewards to her as soon as possible today. In fact, she was very happy and guilty.

She still remembers that year when Jia Lian asked her for silver, she searched and bargained, and finally gave him five hundred taels.

This time Jia Lian sent her back more than two thousand taels of pure gold and silver... She naturally blushed.

At the same time, she was also afraid that Jia Lian would split the accounts with her, which would greatly damage her face.

Jia Lian understood what she meant. In fact, Jia Lian had really thought about counterattacking Sister Feng the way she had treated him before.

Later, I thought about it and let it go. If Sister Feng remains as well-behaved as she is now, there is no need to break her heart. Moreover, Jia Lian knew that Sister Feng was a bit obsessed with money. If she split the accounts with her, she would definitely have bad thoughts. It would be better to be more generous. Maybe for the sake of money, she would be more accommodating.

Then he smiled and said: "I don't have such an idea, but if you want to break up, I don't mind." Just don't say it is full, otherwise it will be easy for her to manipulate you.

Qingwen did not understand the confrontation between Jia Lian and Sister Feng. She also explained to Sister Feng: "Although we don't make money, it is more interesting than making money.

2 I said, whoever loses will either have to drink three drinks as a penalty, which must be finished. Or he can tell a joke or sing a fresh song, whether it is a joke or a song, if the telling is not good, the singing is not good. Okay, you have to accept the punishment."

"What punishment?" Sister Feng really found this rule interesting.

Qingwen immediately sat upright and said: "There are two options for punishment, one is 'truth' and the other is 'dare',"

It seems that Knowing that Sister Feng definitely didn't understand, she started to explain without asking Qingwen: "To be honest, if you let the other party ask a question, you must not lie, otherwise... otherwise, Chu Gong will fall into the bucket..."
< br />When Sister Feng heard this, she sighed.

The so-called clean bucket is naturally the "toilet" that wealthy people put in their houses for using the toilet. Sister Feng didn't want to think that they would make such a disgusting oath.

　"What is a big adventure?"

　"It is to let the other party specify a thing, no matter how embarrassing it is, it must be completed, otherwise..."

"Okay." Sister Feng didn't want to hear "otherwise", so as not to dirty her ears.

She thought about this rule carefully, and found it to be fresh and interesting, and very much to her liking. If time allowed, she really wanted to sit down.Come play with them for a while.

At the same time, I also understood that it was no wonder that Xiangling and Qingwen were both blushing, but Jia Lian seemed fine. It must be that after the two little girls were fucked, they would rather have a few glasses of wine than dare to I chose the latter.

Qingwen was just thinking about the crowds and the excitement. Seeing that Sister Feng seemed to be interested, she immediately smiled and said: "Second Grandma, do you want to play with us? By the way, Second Master lost the most in the last round, so he should accept it. Punished. Second Master, do you choose to tell a joke or sing a song?"

Qingwen has already decided that with Sister Feng's influence, no matter how good Jia Lian's jokes are, she will not let them He passed, letting him bully her and Xiang Ling before!

"I choose to have three glasses of wine."

"Oh, Second Master, you are so boring...You can just choose to tell jokes. Second Grandma has been tired for a day. , just tell her a joke..."

Sister Feng shook her head when she saw this, thinking that two little girls whose hair was not fully grown still wanted to play tricks with Jia Lian. I can’t even play with it!

So he rarely agreed with Qingwen and said with a smile: "If you have a good joke, give me one, and I will use it to make the old lady happy. After these few hours, I feel like I have a stomachache It's empty, so I can make up for it from you."

Jia Lian finally got rid of Qingwen's entanglement, "Since the second grandma said so, then I will reward you with one?"

/> "Then thank you, Mr. Lian..."

The couple were still pretending to be polite.

Now, even Ping'er at the back took a stool and sat on it.

So Jia Lian straightened his body, thought for a while, and said: "It was also the Lantern Festival of the same year, and the three young daughters-in-law of the farm family sat together and chatted..."

Everyone was sitting upright, and they knew from the very beginning that Second Master Lian would tell a story that was both appropriate and funny.

"They talked for a long time, and the topic they talked about was gone. The second child suddenly laughed and said..."

"What did you say?"
< br />The most important thing when telling jokes is that others listen carefully and are willing to laugh at you. Because Qingwen and he were wrapped in the same quilt, he held one of Qingwen's little feet in his arms with one hand, and while admiring it, he continued to say seriously:

"She said: Last night I quietly I touched my man’s butt and found that it was actually cold.

The eldest and the third child were secretly surprised when they heard this."

Ping'er and others blushed. In this era, It's not that there are no dirty jokes, it's just that they are not in good taste.

I even felt that what Jia Lian said was unreasonable. How could a sister-in-law say such shameful things! Fortunately, there are no outsiders here, and Sister Feng and others can tolerate it.You have to live without disturbing me. Qingwen just took this opportunity to hide her shame.

"The next day, the third child suddenly said to the second child: You are right, I also found out, I also touched my man last night, his butt is indeed It's cold. It's really strange. Do you know what's the reason for this?"

"Yes, how can a human's... be cold?"

Xiang Ling He Qingwen felt confused, why is a person's butt cold? If Sister Feng were not present, they would all be tempted to touch Jia Lian's butt to verify it on the spot.

Even Sister Feng couldn't help but frown at this time. She seemed to mean something, but she didn't.

Also, this joke is not funny at all.

“On the morning of the third day, my sister-in-law’s face was covered with bruises and her eyes were full of tears. When she saw the second and third children, she said angrily:

I will never do it again. If you don't believe me, I touched my man's butt last night and couldn't help but say, "Hey, it's strange. His second uncle's and third uncle's butts are both cold, but yours is hot?" '"

"Pfft~"

But it was Ping'er who touched the point of laughter first, laughed out loud, and then quickly covered his mouth.

Sister Feng and the others gradually came to their senses. They wanted to laugh but didn’t think it was funny. After all, they had a sister-in-law at home!

Sister Feng looked at Jia Lian: "Is your joke just a joke, or does it mean something else?"

Jia Lian was there, "Since you are just saying Of course a joke is just a joke, what else can it mean? If you don’t think it’s funny, I’ll tell you another one.”

But Sister Feng laughed again and stood there. Qi said: "You can arrange people, you can arrange me. If the old lady hears this, it depends on what you say."

Then he said to Qingwen and Xiangling: "You two, Don't just encourage your second master to drink. I won't be back for a while. You've had enough trouble, so I'll help your second master go to bed early. Do you hear me?"

The two girls nodded quickly< br />
Sister Feng knew it was not good to delay any further, so she smiled, rolled her eyes at Jia Lian, and led Ping'er out. Walking to the corridor outside, the more I thought about it, the more interesting the joke Jia Lian told me became, and I couldn't help laughing out loud, which made the women and girls who followed me confused.

How did Second Mistress Lian become so hopeless? Wasn’t it just a meeting with Second Master that made her so successful?

As soon as Sister Feng and others left in the room, Qingwen turned to Jia Lian and asked: "Second Master, Second Master, is it true that someone's buttocks will be cold? Or did the second daughter-in-law say it deliberately? Come and lie to them? Why did the third daughter-in-law also say it was cold..."

They all understood why the eldest daughter-in-law was beaten, and found it very funny, but they couldn't quite figure out the whole story.
< Xiang Ling said weakly: "Sister Qingwen, it should be the two of them who had discussed in advance to work together to deceive the eldest grandma... No, they deceived their eldest sister-in-law. "

Jia Lian glanced at Xiang Ling and really felt sorry for her humility. She could call a fictional character in a story "Grandma" easily. This was positioning herself as a servant anytime and anywhere. ?

“Second Master, is that so? "

Jia Lian smiled and shook his head: "The joke is meaningless after it is explained. You just have to understand it yourself. Now you say, have I passed the test? "

"No..."

Qingwen also wanted Jia Lian to tell the 'truth', but when Jia Lian took a look, she felt guilty. What's more, over there, Xiangling raised her hand to express approval, so she had no choice but to stop.

It wasn’t until the fourth watch that Sister Feng came back to bed exhausted.

This The lights in the room were still on, and everything was put away on the kang outside. Xiangling and Qingwen, with red faces, fell asleep on the kang.

See Sister Feng. He frowned and entered the inner room. Sure enough, Jia Lian was sleeping alone and had already fallen asleep.

After looking at Jia Lian for a few times, he couldn't help lowering his head, kissed Jia Lian gently, and then came out, just in time to sleep. When I see two little girls who are unruly, I want to wake them up.

"Forget it, let them sleep here.

They are your second master’s darlings. I don’t know how much wine I drank with him. He must be drunk.

Let’s give them a hard time, and your second master will know later and won’t make them unhappy.

It’s too late at night. Go get me some water and speak softly. Your second master has also fallen asleep. ”

So, Sister Feng simply packed up and went to bed with Jia Lian.

Ping’er also packed up the things in the second room, fetched water and washed his feet. I locked the door and slept in the night watch room on the east side.