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Chapter 571: Death from a fart

"Wow, quack, Immortal, Master Gou, I have just woken up and am about to do such a big thing. This time I will definitely leave a deep mark on the Shura Palace, letting them know what the consequences will be if they offend me, Master Gou."

The big yellow dog jumped up and down excitedly and almost went directly to Shura Hall.

Tan Lang, who was originally frowning, decided to make a fuss in the Shura Hall after seeing Jiang Chen and Big Yellow Dog talking in just a few words. The corners of his mouth could not help but tremble. The two guys in front of him were too courageous to fight alone. Breaking into the Shura Palace is unimaginable. Even though Tan Lang wanted to rescue Chang Qing and the others, he never thought of breaking into the Shura Palace directly. He knew all too well how dangerous it was. , He knows better than anyone how powerful the Shura Palace is. Even if there is no master of the Emperor of War, it is not possible to break through.

"Xiao Chenzi, do we really have to go directly to Shura Hall to save people?"

Tan Lang asked a little uncertainly, although such an earth-shattering behavior was his. I dare not even think about it, but if I really want to do it, the potential excitement in my heart will start to gradually become restless. Who doesn’t want to shake the earth once or twice in a good man’s life? Moreover, Chang Qing and the others suffered because of themselves, He had a reason to save it.

"You've gone to hell and cold prison, do you still care about this time?"

Jiang Chen smiled, as the most holy person in the world, Jiang Chen really doesn't have him Mountains of swords and seas of fire cannot stop him from what he dares not do, let alone a Shura Palace without a War Emperor. As long as the War Emperor is not present, Jiang Chen is sure to escape at any time, and the ninth-level War King will not be able to catch up with him. , what's more, now that the monster Dahuang is here, he can deal with the ninth-level war king with ease.

After listening to Jiang Chen’s words, Tan Lang was suddenly moved. Jiang Chen broke into the cold prison of hell alone that day, and he did not hesitate to destroy the entire cold prison in order to save himself. Such a feat, Tan Lang will never forget it for the rest of his life. I will never forget that Jiang Chen saved me once when he was in the Southern Continent. Now my second life can be said to be given by Jiang Chen.

"Haha, in that case, without further ado, let's set out now and try to get the matter settled before Li Tianyang and the others come back from Luoxia Mountain."

Monk Da He smiled and said, although this guy is a Buddhist, his nature is the same as that of a big yellow dog. He is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and the more exciting things are, the more excited he will be.

This kind of behavior, which in the eyes of outsiders is seeking death, was enough to shock the entire Liangzhou, but it was finalized by a few people in minutes. Afterwards, the three people and the dog quietly left. After arriving at Tianying Island, they flew towards the Shura Palace.

Along the way, Jiang Chen, the big yellow dog and the monk were laughing and joking, as if they were not going to fight, but to travel. Seeing such a scene, Tan Lang was also sighing. These threeThese guys are born to be demon kings. Wherever they are, there is no hope of peace at all.

In this world, there are only things they don’t want to do, and there is nothing they dare not do.

From the Sea of ​​Chaos to the Shura Palace, there is a very short distance, but this short distance is not a big distance at all to Jiang Chen and the other War King masters.

The scorching sun was shining high, and when three people and one dog rushed to the Shura Hall, it was noon. On the surface, the Shura Hall seemed as peaceful as before, but in fact, since the last time the Hell Cold Prison was occupied, After Jiang Chen destroyed it, Shura Hall has never been peaceful. Due to Li Tianyang's anger, the overall atmosphere of Shura Hall is somewhat depressed.

The day before yesterday, Jiang Chen rushed to Tianying Island to kill so many geniuses in Shura Hall, including several eunuchs, which made the disciples of Shura Hall feel nervous and extremely angry. , being the disciples of Shura Hall has always been their supreme honor, and they always walk sideways every time they go out, but the appearance of Jiang Chen completely shattered their arrogance, and half of the thirteen Taibao were killed. For Shura Palace, it was simply a great shame and humiliation.

In the hearts of many Shura Hall disciples, there has been a fear of Jiang Chen and Monk Bazhe. Now Shura Hall is chasing Jiang Chen everywhere, but these disciples are afraid in their hearts. They met Jiang Chen, who killed even the eighth-level war king, and even the sweaty BMW of the ninth-level demon king level by some unknown means. Once they encountered such an unparalleled madman, they The ending is also conceivable.

Outside the Shura Hall, four figures appeared, suspended in mid-air, with no intention of hiding their auras. They were simply too high-profile.

"Is it really okay for us to be so high-profile?"

The monk said, but with a bright smile on his face, he obviously thought it was great to be so high-profile.

"Xiao Chenzi, forcing your way into the Shura Palace is no joke. Even if there are no War King masters in charge, there are at least eight ninth-level War King-level elders in the Shura Palace. It's difficult to deal with, should we plan some tactics?"

Tan Lang said, as a disciple of Shura Hall, he has an extremely deep understanding of the details of Shura Hall, even if he doesn't Not everyone can force their way through the masters of the War King. There are quite a few ninth-level War Kings, and there are also many core disciples at the War King level.

"The tactic is, Mr. Dog, I will go crazy and make the Shura Palace uneasy. You just go and save people."

The big yellow dog shook its head and stretched out He licked his mouth with his tongue, looking impatient.

"Let's go, according to what Dahuang said, Dahuang and I will be responsible for making a fuss in Shura Hall later, and Tan Lang and the monk will be responsible for rescuing people. Remember,We don't have much time. Li Tianyang and Xiao Nanfeng may return from Luoxia Mountain at any time. "

Jiang Chen said.

"Okay, let's see Dahuang's performance today. "

The monk's face was full of smiles. He also wanted to see if Rhubarb, the peak level of the seventh-level demon king, could really deal with the master of the ninth-level war king.
< br />Three people and one dog flew towards Shura Hall in a swaggering manner, directly releasing their momentum. With their tyrannical momentum, the void shook, causing ripples. With such a huge momentum, The entire Shura Hall was alarmed immediately. Many disciples had already seen the four figures flying from a distance.

When the four disciples guarding the mountain saw someone coming, they flew away instinctively. Coming out and blocking Jiang Chen and the others, one of them shouted: "Who are you? You dare to break into the Shura Palace without permission and seek death? "

The person who spoke was a first-level war king master. Such a core disciple did not have to guard the mountain, but it happened today.

"Tan Lang, it's Jiang Chen and the others, please inform the elders quickly, Jiang Chen and the others have actually knocked on the door. "

As soon as the disciple of the first-level war king asked who the other person was, he saw Tan Lang. He may not know the others, but he must be familiar with Tan Lang, so the identities of the others It goes without saying, and besides, the combination of a boy, a dog, and a monk is inherently unique.

Nowadays, in the entire Liangzhou, who doesn’t know that Jiang Chen has a big yellow dog beside him? There is a little demon monk, and the three of them who went to Tianying Island to kill people the night before yesterday were Jiang Chen and the others.

 “Call Lord Dog, and I will spare your life. "

Big Yellow Dog suddenly appeared in front of the four of them. He Ya said, thinking of his sleeping experience and the lost broken sword, Big Yellow had no good impression of Shura Palace at all.

 “Go to hell, you’re just a dog, but you dare to speak big words. "

The disciple of the first-level war king suddenly stretched out a palm and grabbed the big yellow dog's head. Although he knew that Jiang Chen was powerful, this was not outside, but Shura. There are many ninth-level war kings sitting in the Shura Palace. Being in the Shura Palace makes people here feel an inexplicable sense of security.

Seeing that the disciple dared to take action against Dahuang, Jiang Chen and the other two people He shook his head, with a trace of pity in his eyes.

The big yellow dog didn’t even look at the disciple’s attack. He quickly twisted his body and aimed at his fat butt. Seeing the Shura Hall disciples in front of him, Jiang Chen rolled his eyes and hurriedly retreated to the rear, at least a few dozen feet away before stopping.

Monk Bazhe and Tan Lang didn't know why Jiang Chen suddenly retreated, but they soon understood.

Boom...

Just hearing a boom, like a thunder in the sky, the monk and Tan Lang saw an unforgettable scene. They could not imagine such an earth-shattering scene. The movement turned out to be a dog's fart.

Ah...

The power of the big yellow dog’s fart is simply unimaginable. A stream of green air rushed out directly from his body, and then exploded, like Like a violent explosion, it turned into a wave of green air, which instantly launched the Shura Hall disciples away. They let out shrill screams, and those green air currents were like tarsal bones, covered with Their bodies were broken, their expressions became extremely ugly and ferocious, and their eyes showed deep fear.

The energy released by this fart alone was enough to kill these disciples, but if that was all, the scene would not be too tragic. Monk and Tan Lang watched When these disciples fell from the sky, they fell to the ground. Their bodies kept squirming, foaming at their mouths, and their entire faces turned black. They had obviously expired, and their bodies were still going on. He was twitching, as if he had endured unimaginable torture at the moment before his death.

"Master Dog, my invincible whirlwind ecstasy fart tastes pretty good. I have been holding it in for such a long time, and today I want to release it happily."

Big Yellow Dog The tail kept wagging, becoming more and more satisfied with the power of his ecstasy fart.

Such a scene made Monk and Tan Lang stunned. They did not notice some green air floating in front of them until they reacted.

"Ugh...it stinks so bad, it stinks so much, vomit..."

Let me live, vomit..."

 

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