Chapter 655 Fight or No Fight
Zhou Chunmei went home. Le Yun decisively took out the watermelon she brought back and killed it for everyone to eat. She didn’t want Zhou Chunmei to know that she brought back delicious melon. , otherwise, Zhou Chunmei would not only find various reasons to eat extravagantly, but also find ways to "ask" to take it back to Zhou's home.
When eating sweet and crisp watermelon, the old man and the old lady tacitly agree that no one will publicize it.
In the evening, Le’s father sent Grandma Zhou Man home, and also helped deliver a watermelon to Village Chief Zhou. Grandma Zhou Man and her old man had another good meal and praised the Yueqing father and daughter for their love and righteousness.
Mrs. Wu returned home, Mrs. Chao Er and Mrs. Wu slept in the guest room, and Mr. Chao Er still accompanied Professor Wan Qi to lay the floor upstairs.
The little pink dumplings came back, and the old ladies slept very soundly. Early the next morning, Mrs. Chao, Mrs. Chao Er, Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wu, had breakfast with Grandma Zhou and Grandma Zhou Man in great spirits. When we went to the streets, Professor Wan Qi and Mr. Chao also went to experience the folk customs of Jiudao.
The elders all went to play. Leyun first fed the pigs, chickens and ducks, then secretly took out some medicinal herbs that had been half-dried in the shade of the space and put them on the roof to dry. Downstairs, I washed the jelly fruits and drained them, cut back the sweet potato vines, chopped them and cooked them for pig food. After finishing the housework, I took out the stone pound and did some small work, pounded the fruits and squeezed the pulp to make jelly.
There is nothing to do at home. Le’s father goes to work in the fields. Zhou Qiufeng doesn’t have to do anything. She just eats and drinks well and waits for the baby to wake up to feed and change diapers.
Mrs. Wu has been in Jiudao for some time and often goes to the market, while Mrs. Chao and Mrs. Wang go to the fair for the first time. She is a bit like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. She is curious about everything and buys one each. Holding a bamboo basket in her hand, she dragged Mrs. Wu, Mrs. Zhou, Grandma Zhou and Grandma Zhou Man around, having a good time.
The old ladies set out early and rushed to the early market. They played for more than two hours. The sun was a little hot. The young people also called to say they were back. Mrs. Chao Er accompanied the old ladies with her own sweeps. After receiving the loot, he returned to the village with satisfaction and waited in front of the village committee building.
As for Professor Wan Qi and Mr. Chao, in order to understand the folk customs and detect any business opportunities, they leisurely and leisurely conducted interviews and surveys on the streets. They had a great time and were no longer thinking about Shu.
Zhou Papi’s family runs a canteen and is basically at home. When he sees the old ladies, he quickly sets up tables and chairs outside the canteen and invites the old ladies to sit down. He and his wife bring home-grown cantaloupes and greens. Melons entertain guests.
When people who live close by see the Le family’s guests at Zhou Papi’s house, they also warmly greet them. Those who have watermelons, peaches, and plums at home also go to bring them to the guests from far away to try them. There was a lot of excitement in front of the canteen.
Mrs. Chao sat in the canteen waiting for forty minutes while the car of the young man who went sightseeing returned to the village committee.
The beautiful young man and others called last night to confirm that Xiao Lele was back. They got up early in the morning and walked back to Jiudao from Shennong Mountain in the dark in the middle of the night. They passed through a town on the way and went to a morning market, and then returned to Jiudao and met the sun again. There were so many people on the street that it was difficult for cars to pass. It took me more than ten minutes to get through the market.
After finally squeezing out of the market and crawling back to the parking place in Meizijing Village, Xiao Shaoluo, Shaowan, brothers He and Chao got out of the car happily and ran to the old ladies first. They had a good time and made the old ladies happy, and then they ran back to the car to move their belongings.
When Mrs. Wang saw the young people carrying down several small baskets, and then carrying down small buckets containing snails, shrimps, fish rice, wild honeycombs, etc., her face turned dark: " You brats, you came back with all these mountain smells, do you want to tire my little darling to death?"
"Grandma Wang, calm down, we know we were wrong!"
"Grandma, Don't be angry, we didn't do it on purpose, we were just so surprised when we looked at something that we couldn't help but buy it."
"Grandma Wang, we will never dare to do it again, please don't get angry. Otherwise, the little beauty will beat us to death."
At first hearing the roar of a lion, all the handsome men were like frightened birds, and suddenly realized that something was not good, the clever brothers Wanqi and Miss He Xiaoliu and Chao Er He turned around and rushed to Mrs. Wang's side to please her, giving her a pat on the back and pinching her shoulders.
Old Mrs. Chao and Mrs. Wu were having a good time. Grandma Zhou, Grandma Zhou Man, and the villagers who accompanied the three noble old ladies almost laughed to tears. As the saying goes, one thing comes down to another, and the handsome young man We are tigers, and the noble old lady is the tiger trainer. She can subdue a group of handsome guys with just a shout.
"Don't flatter me, you all go back and stand under the sun for me, waiting for me to whip you with a broom. My little cotton-padded jacket makes delicious food every day, and my face is so tired. After a while, you went to pick up some strange things and came back to torment little Lele. You are all spoiled. If I don’t give you a slap, you won’t remember it for a long time.”
"Grandma, please don't hit me. Brother Bo and Ah Fu are your little cotton-padded jacket's older brothers and sisters. If you hit your little cotton-padded jacket's older brothers and sisters, your little cotton-padded jacket will feel sad and cry."
" Don't use Bo Geer and Ah Fu as shields. Ah Fu is a girl and if you don't fight, the others won't be able to escape, especially you and your brother. If you're guilty, stay away. I don't like you. "
Even Brother Bo couldn't stop grandma's anger. Wang Ruichen immediately said: "Okay, we will get away immediately."
Miss Chao Er He and Wanqi Ruiye and He Xiaoliu also quickly retreated, quickly helping to get the sunshade and decorate the car, and then they rushed to Le's house carrying small buckets, small baskets and other things.
"It's useless for you to rush in front, we can still hit you." Without asking, Mrs. Wang guessed that a group of bratsZiyu first ran back to Lejia to find Xiao Lele to save the situation, and hummed calmly from behind.
Old Mrs. Chao, Mrs. Wu, Mrs. Zhou, Grandma Zhou, and Grandma Zhou Man also took the items they bought from shopping and returned to Lejia. Zhou Papi and the villagers saw off the old ladies. After laughing for a while, they discovered a problem: the guests We have seven cars in total, and one is still missing!
The handsome boy from the He family and his friends rushed to Lejia with their belongings at a racing speed. They rushed all the way to the Lejia building for dinner. They immediately slowed down their steps and rushed under the awning, running first. He went to the gate to check if the little Loli was at home. When he saw that the head wife of the Le family and the little Loli were both there, he immediately felt relieved, threw down the bucket, basket, and backpack, and slipped into the main room of the Le family.
“Little beauty/little lolita, we are back.”
“Little Tuanzi, sister/brother is back.”
Handsome and delicate The handsome young man and the pretty beauties first said hello to Zhou Qiufeng, and then they all gathered around the little Lolita and looked at each other with flattering faces.
The beautiful boy and Miss Chao Er did their part, grabbing the seats next to the little pink dumpling and sitting down. They stretched their paws to the top of the little guy's head and rubbed it to their satisfaction.
"Little Lolita, this is the jelly fruit." The handsome boys shouted excitedly when they saw the green fruit pounded by the little Lolita in the basket and in the stone recess. They also bought a lot of them. .
"Well, you guys, stay away and don't get dust into my stone pound." Le Yun was not affected by the outside world at all, pounding the jelly fruits rhythmically.
Handsome guys should be obedient and stay away, so as not to be disliked by the little lolita. You look at me and I look at you. I don’t know how to intercede with the little lolita to avoid being bitten by the broom.
After being entangled for a while, Wang Erxiao complained pitifully: "Brother Bo is the cutest, most beautiful and smartest little loli sister. We stopped by the market on the way back and brought back some wild game. Grandma When we see Da, we get angry and want to beat us up. Please give us a few words of kindness to save us."
Zhou Qiufeng almost didn't laugh out loud. A group of handsome guys can sometimes be scared.
"You have made my wife angry. It is the biggest sin to make my wife angry. If my wife wants to beat you, you just stand in line and suffer." Le Yun felt so happy. Who told these handsome guys to bring so many things back? They deserve to be scolded.
"!" The little handsome boys looked at the sky, and finally looked at the beautiful boy with embarrassment, wanting to tell him to take action. The beautiful boy shrugged helplessly, and Xiao Lele said that they should stand and be beaten, and he What can be done?
Zhou Qiufeng was determined not to get involved, so she just watched.
The handsome guys thought that the broomstick might have been eaten, so they looked at each other sadly, slipped out of the house together, carried their backpacks back to the bedroom, and then moved the tables and chairs to the outside under the awning to hold a round table meeting.
They chewed their ears for a while and sat and waited with a frown. Within a few minutes, the old ladies returned to Lejia with the trophies. The old ladies laughed when they saw the boys with drooped heads. Mouth from ear to ear.
Mrs. Wang told the brats to stand outside with a fierce face. She threw away the basket and looked for a bamboo broom.
A group of handsome guys walked to the sun and stood in a row, arranged from tall to short, with their hands behind their backs. They were as good as kittens. Miss Chao Er also went, Standing with the beautiful brother, she also has a share in the purchase, so she also has a share in the beating.
The young man was basking in the sun, and the old ladies were smiling and sitting at the table they had set up, watching Mrs. Wang teach others, but they would not try to persuade them. It was a rare thing to see a handsome guy being beaten up. The beautiful things you see at first sight are in vain if you don't see them.
Zhou Chunmei was at home and heard the sound of running outside. She didn’t control herself and ran to the door to look. She saw that the handsome guys who had gone out to play had come back. She couldn’t help but feel itchy and wanted to go. Lejia wanted to test whether the old ladies had him in their hearts. He hesitated for a while and stood at the door to watch secretly.
When I saw my grandma and old ladies returning to Lejia from outside, I became even more confused. I still hadn’t figured out whether to go there or not. At first I saw a few handsome guys walking out from under the awning of Lejia and standing in the sun. They were standing in a row, and they were stunned for a moment. The handsome guys thought it was not enough to bask in the sun outside, and wanted to absorb more ultraviolet rays?
She couldn't control her curiosity and ran towards Le's house. She ran to the front of the handsome guys and asked the handsome guy who looked the most stable: "What are you doing standing here?"
"Use ultraviolet rays to kill viruses." He Mingtao answered calmly.
He Xiaoliu and the others nodded frequently: "Beautiful Zhou, please go back to your home quickly. We just came back from the mountains and need to be sterilized."
Zhou Chunmei didn't Believing that the handsome guy wanted to sterilize the bacteria, he sneaked under the Lejia awning. When he saw grandma and old ladies sitting, he also walked over.
Mrs. Wang looked around and found a bamboo broom from the back of the house. She walked out of the Lejia door with the broom on her shoulder. She put one hand on her waist and walked towards the handsome guys angrily. In front of the boys, Zhou Chunmei asked with a fierce face: "Give you a chance, you can tell yourself how many spanks are appropriate?"
Seeing Teacher Wang coming out with a broom, Zhou Chunmei's eyes widened in surprise. When Teacher Wang walked up to the handsome guys carrying a broom, he finally realized that Teacher Wang was going to beat up the handsome guys. He was so frightened that he stood up and ran to see what was going on.
When all the handsome guys standing under the sun saw the Zhou girl running to watch the fun, they all blushed and became breathless.
“Zero times.”
“Grandma Wang, we know we are wrong, please don’t fight.”
“Grandma Wang, pleaseGive me some face, don’t spank me.”
The handsome and handsome guys begged for mercy with smiles on their faces.
“No, I have to spank you. If you just said zero times, I will add ten more. "
"Little loli, please help me. "
"Little Loli, if you don't save us, our legs will not be saved. "
Wang Er, Xiaohe and Xiaoliu screamed for help spinelessly.
The old ladies who were sitting and watching the young people being beaten burst into laughter. , Mrs. Wang couldn’t help but straighten her face, and smiled with thin crow’s feet: “It’s useless to ask for help, you have to be beaten. "
Zhou Chunmei stood for a moment, stunned, and finally reacted. She cleverly grabbed the broom in the old lady's hand: "Grandma Wang, they admitted their mistake, please don't hit them. You see the sun is so strong, it would be bad if you get heat stroke. "
"Miss Zhou, you don't have to stop me. It's useless for anyone to plead for mercy today. This beating is necessary. "Ms. Wang will not compromise just because someone wants to stop her.
"Ms. Zhou, please go home, we will accept the fight. "He Xiaoshiwu didn't want to owe any favors, and decisively expressed that he was willing to be beaten.
"Yeah, let's accept the beating. "
"Grandma Wang, please be gentle and help us save our legs. We have to work as errand boys for the little beauty. "
A few of Xiao Shaoluo also expressed their acceptance of being beaten. Isn't it just a beating? Just beat it. It's not like they haven't been beaten when they were young.
Zhou Chunmei suddenly felt bad. She helped to plead for mercy, but the handsome guys still didn’t appreciate it? But if you don’t gain favor at this time, how long will it take?
"Grandma Wang, no one can make mistakes without being a sage. The handsome guys have a good attitude towards admitting their mistakes, so you should be generous and spare them. ”
“The sages’ transgressions are innocuous. Their faults are too great. If they don’t fight, the common people will not be angry. Miss Zhou, please get out of the way, lest the broomstick accidentally injure you.” Mrs. Wang pushed away the Zhou girl's hand, placed the broom at an angle, and began to interrogate: "Explain to yourself, whose idea was it all?" Who is at fault the most? The number of spankings is calculated based on the size of the mistake. "
After being pushed away by the old lady, Zhou Chunmei stood aside in despair. Teacher Wang refused to listen, which meant that she didn't want to give her face.
"We all have it. share. ”
The handsome guys all confessed honestly, one told me what I bought, the other said what I suggested buying, and they explained everything in detail.
Outside Mrs. Wang was training people. Zhou Qiufeng laughed so hard that her stomach ached. Le Yun almost couldn't stop laughing. She put down her tools, wiped her hands on her apron, and walked out of the main room with a bright smile on her face. When she saw Mrs. Wang holding theLooking at the handsome guy with a broomstick, he shouted, "Teacher's wife is so handsome", jumped over to him, hugged her waist, put her head under her viscera, raised her little face and begged: "Teacher's wife, my brother Chao and His little friends all know that they are wrong. Sir, please let them go."
When the handsome guys saw the little loli bubbling, they were overjoyed: The little loli is here, no need to eat. Broom.
"Little cotton-padded jacket, you spoil them too much and spoil them rotten. They don't understand your hard work at all. They just remember to eat and eat and give them a beating. They have a long memory." After the little pink dumplings stuck to her face, Mrs. Wang hugged the sweet-smelling little guy. She couldn't bear to speak loudly to her precious primary school student, and even her tone became eight degrees softer.
"Teacher, it is inevitable that they will be overjoyed when they see the goods, so they cannot control themselves. We will avoid beating them this time and let them not make the same example next time."
"Okay. "My little darling said she won't be beaten." The little cutie felt sorry for her beautiful brother and sister and refused to let them hit her. Although Mrs. Wang wanted to beat the brats, she had to give up the opportunity first, put the broom away, and rubbed the little ones. The pink dumpling’s head did not forget to glare at the young people: "This time, it’s okay if I have a little cotton-padded jacket to intercede. If you do it again next time, no one can protect you."
"Hey!"
The little Loli saved herself from being beaten with just one word. The handsome young people immediately beamed and ran under the awning in a swarm. Young Master Wang was particularly smart. He quickly grabbed the broom and hid it, lest his grandma would see her and think about it. Hit them.
"Handsome guys, you can't escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the living crime. I soaked two buckets of beans. You can go and atone for your sins yourself, and clean the mountain goods you got back." Le Yun stuck to her wife. Beside him, he smiled at the handsome guys until his eyes turned into little crescents.
“No problem, we’ll get to work right away.”
“There are delicious bean curds again.”
Handsome and handsome The young people cheered and went to work happily, leaving the beautiful boy and Chao Xiaoer, He Xiaoliu and Wang Erxiao to clean the mountain smell they brought back. They went to the back of the house to clean up the place and clean the tools.
There were chickens playing behind the house. Several young people cleaned the area around the mill. One person sat guard to prevent the chickens and ducks from getting close. The others ran to carry buckets and basins, and then started work. Grind the tofu.
The beautiful boy leisurely changed the water with his second sister and two handsome boys, cleaned and filtered the small fish and shrimp, washed wild fruits and fungi, and brushed the field snails.
Mrs. Wang took the cute little dumplings to check the mountain flavor brought back by the handsome guys. She put the dumplings to squeeze the jelly fruits, and she and the old sisters washed the cucumbers and ate them.
As the beautiful boys were washing away the mountain smell, Zhou Chunmei moved a small bench and came close to Miss Chao Er and the handsome boys. Seeing that the old ladies were not around, she whispered in a low voice: "Just now, WangThe teacher said that it was useless for anyone to plead for mercy, which shocked me. Fortunately, I didn’t fight him later. It’s strange, what words Le Yun said made Teacher Wang change his mind again. "
The beautiful young girl Chao Er smiled and said nothing. Wang Ruichen burst into laughter: "Beauty Zhou, my grandma said who did not include the little Lolita. The little beauty belongs to my grandma. My grandma is wearing this caring little cotton-padded jacket. Whenever the little loli opens her mouth, there is nothing my grandma won’t allow. "
Zhou Chunmei suppressed her face until her face started to heat up. She didn't stop her even if she wanted to. Leyun ran over and said a word, and Teacher Wang really stopped beating the handsome guys. She was very annoyed with Leyun. Did she plead for mercy? Why did Le Yun come out here? Didn't she deliberately embarrass herself?
The more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became. The handsome guys were chattering about which academic issues they were going to focus on after school started. Zhou Chunmei could hear it. She was in a fog, and was being asked to express her opinion by handsome guys. She had no clue what to say. In order not to be embarrassed, she made an excuse and ran back to her home, deciding to go to Lejia just before lunch. It’s safer.
Little fairies, happy Labor Day, May Day tomorrow, happy labor, so I will work hard tomorrow and work hard, today...well, let’s eat hard today and work hard for tomorrow. Prepare (*_*)