Chapter 363: You should lose weight
Old Mrs. Chao was surprised. What's the hurry for Brother Jun to come so early in the morning?
"Grandma Chao, good morning." Xiao Junyi saw the old lady opening the door, smiling with white teeth. She was about to jump in, but was afraid of bringing in the cold wind and slowed down.
Enter the door and close the door.
"Brother Jun, why are you here so early? You have dark circles under your eyes. Did you stay up late again last night?" Mrs. Chao felt sorry for the little fat man and took her to the entrance to change. Find fluffy slippers in the place of shoes for him to wear.
"Grandma Chao, poor me, I was dealing with a big case yesterday. I was so busy that I couldn't even come over to congratulate Grandpa Chao on his birthday. I didn't even come to see Brother Bo's sister. I arrived yesterday. I finished my work at three o'clock in the evening. Look, I'm so tired that I'm almost turning into a panda. Grandma Chao, do you always leave some delicious food for the little fat guy?"
Xiao Junyi immediately poured out her bitterness, Bo I sympathize. Yesterday, I had a big case that I had to deal with urgently, and I was held back from attending the Chao family dinner.
"Poor child, thank you for your hard work. We haven't had breakfast yet. You were so timely." Mrs. Chao felt sorry for the child's hard work and wanted to touch the child's head. Well, the little fat boy is too tall. , unable to touch his head.
Xiao Junyi’s eyes lit up, she took off her coat, took the old lady’s arm and walked into the living room. When she saw several old men and old lady Zhou, their mouths were covered with honey, and they called “Grandpa Chao Li” affectionately. Grandpa Zhou, Grandpa Li..." He just called him all the way over, and specially presented a bottle of health-preserving wine to Mr. Chao, wishing him "good luck and longevity."
Several old men and Mrs. Zhou, Mrs. Chao Xingyun smiled and nodded. The Xiao family brother and the Chao family brother were friends when they were young. Everyone recognized him and never regarded him as an outsider. .
Chao Yubo heard the conversation outside and slowly walked out of the kitchen, from the dining room to the living room, calling Brother Xiao warmly, his eyes shining brightly.
"Beautiful Xiaobo, where is your beautiful, cute and lively little Lolita sister?" Xiao Junyi was about to sit down when she saw the beautiful boy and jumped to the kitchen, her eyes bright as lights: "Little girl Is Loli making delicious food in the kitchen?"
"!" All the old men and old ladies twitched their lips in unison, knowing that the little fat man of the Xiao family was not here to see them, but came to see the little one specially. Rice dumplings.
"Brother Xiao, my sister and my second sister's grandmother haven't come downstairs yet. When you see my sister, remember to be dignified and reserved. Don't let Xiao Lele misunderstand that you are a hooligan. Then give me If you get punched, it will be in vain."
"Understand, I am a gentleman, I must be personable, polite and polite."
Chao Yubo I don’t quite believe that Brother Xiao can do what he says.That time must be at the lawyer's table in the court. Life is full of jumping up and down, making all sorts of unreliable mistakes.
In order to save his brother’s face, he did not pour cold water on him. He glanced at a small gift box held by Brother Xiao, and went to sit and wait for Xiao Lele with a smile.
Le Yun meditated until 6:10, and performed acupuncture for Grandma Li and Sister Fu. She washed her face and brushed her teeth first. Soon Mrs. Li and Miss Chao Er woke up naturally.
The first thing Chao Er did when she got up was to rush over to take advantage of the little pink dumplings. Mrs. Li disliked Sister Fu for not brushing her teeth and wanted to nibble on her precious granddaughter, so she took her to wash her face.
The old man and the young man packed up neatly and went downstairs with perfect demeanor.
Hearing the sound of the stairs, the young and old in the living room looked over and saw Mrs. Li walking down the stairs in high spirits, followed by two girls, one tall and one short.
Miss Chao Er is wearing a red sportswear, her hair is tied into a ponytail, she is youthful and beautiful; the little girl is wearing leggings with a red winter skirt and a thin red woolen sweater, she is cute and cute.
When the old man and the old lady saw the two girls, their eyebrows widened and they smiled from the bottom of their hearts.
"Good morning, Grandma Li." Seeing the old lady coming down, Xiao Junyi said hello politely, and then looked at the short-haired girl in red clothes behind the old lady, her eyebrows suddenly lit up, and she jumped up Started: "Wow, such a cute little loli, such a cute little loli!"
Chao Yubo was originally guarding Brother Xiao from making a mistake, but in the end he overestimated Brother Xiao's self-control. Without catching anyone for a moment, the boy jumped up and ran away like a spring.
"Xiao Lele, the idiot running towards you is my protector when I was a child, Xiao Junyi." He was afraid that Brother Xiao would be too reckless and would send Xiao away if he made Xiao Lele unhappy. I'm going to eat first, so I'd like to give you a heads up.
All the old men and old ladies: "..." Sure enough, don't expect the little fat guy from the Xiao family to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor when he sees a cute little girl.
As soon as he turned the corner of the stairs, Chao Yufu saw a fat handsome guy in the living room. He couldn't help but the muscles in the corners of his mouth and face twitched. Before she could say hello, the little fat guy jumped up and yelled. Running this way, she was not feeling well.
Brother Xiao is good at everything. When he sees the cute little loli, he gets so excited that he can’t tell the difference between east, west and north. Xiao Tuanzi is so cute. Brother Xiao is so fascinated when he sees Xiao Tuan that he is not sure. Remember who he is.
Le Yun has a good ear. When Brother Chao’s son came, she heard the voices downstairs and knew who it was. She was quite curious at first, but she didn’t know who it was from the second class. Lou Zhuan came out and saw everyone in the living room, and found that the young man turned out to be a fat man.
Mr. Xiao is really a little fat, not fat, but fat with excess fat. He is quite tall, and his waist is as wide as that of two classmates from Le., weighing more than 190 kilograms. Because he is fat, he is a big man.
Seeing the big fat man running towards him, three black lines appeared on Le Xiao’s forehead, and he made another professional mistake: “Brother Xiao, you really need to lose weight. Don’t say goodbye to junk food again. , Be careful that you are so fat that you have no friends.”
“Pfft.” Chao Yufu was originally worried that Xiao Tuanzi would be frightened by Brother Xiao who rushed towards him. Pointing out Brother Xiao's biggest shortcoming, he couldn't help laughing.
Chao Yubo stroked his forehead and heart, Xiao Lele spoke too directly, I hope Brother Xiao will not jump around.
“Hahaha-”
“Xiaotuanzi is right.”
“Brother Jun, you really should lose weight.”< br />
The old man and the old lady laughed. The Xiao family brother is so young and fatter than the old people like them. It is possible that they don't have the three diseases, and the Xiao family brother suffers from the three diseases first.
"I, I..." Xiao Junyi, who was full of joy, was stabbed directly at the sore spot. The old man and the old lady even tried to help the little Lolita, so they held back their feet aggrievedly. Bo was still cute back then, pink and tender, like a little fairy carved from jade, but her mouth was a little bit poisonous and her feet hurt when she stepped on her, which made his heart hurt.
If a boy calls him fat, no nonsense, just go out and do a hundred moves first, but the person who is calling him is a little lolita, a pink and shameless little lolita, he can't bear to let it go He was cruel to her, not to mention shaking his fist. The little lolita was meant to be loved, not to be cruel.
Mr. Xiao, who was disliked for being fat, had a tangled face: "Xiao Bo, your cute little loli sister is bullying me. Why am I fat? I am called rich! The little loli is disgusted I'm fat, and my heart aches."
"Hahaha!" The elders burst into laughter, knowing that Xiao's brother would not retreat when he saw Xiaotuanzi. Sure enough, he didn't even say he was fat. Change of face.
"Heartache is better than illness," Le Yun squinted at the group of old men and old ladies who were watching the fun and did not mind the trouble, and continued to tell the truth without fear of death: "Brother Xiao, being rich means being appropriately fat. , you are too rich. According to your height and frame, a weight of 140 to 150 kilograms is the normal range. If you weigh more than 160 kilograms, you are fat. The net weight of your weight is more than 180 kilograms. This is not rich, this is super fat, okay?
It is wrong to deceive oneself and others, especially to deliberately whitewash peace. Brother Xiao, in front of you, you are only high in fat. If you don’t adjust, you will soon develop high blood pressure. High blood sugar will come to you to form three highs and become a three-legged force. Then gastritis, gastric ulcer, enteritis and duodenal ulcer will also take the initiative to come to you, become good friends with you, and urge you to go to the hospital every day to have fun. ."
The old men's eyebrows were trembling, and they sounded very serious.
“Oh, little loli, don't be so serious. I was frightened, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to eat in the future. "Xiao Junyi was confused by a lot of disease names. Is his health that bad? He said that he was obviously very healthy.
"Good advice is harsh to the ears, Xiaotuanzi, don't worry about the brat, go have breakfast with grandma. , the Xiao family boy was too scared to eat, so he might as well skip breakfast today. "Grandma Li looked at Little Fatty Xiao's face that was so twisted that he could hardly find his eyes, and she didn't feel the slightest sympathy. As Xiaotuanzi said, if Little Fatty Xiao doesn't lose weight, he might one day become a good friend of various diseases.
“No, Grandma Li, how can I have the strength to lose weight if I don’t eat. "Hearing that he was being asked to skip breakfast, Xiao Junyi felt so distressed that his flesh was shaking. He only squinted for two hours. He woke up at midnight and came over in the middle of the night just to have breakfast. He was not allowed to eat it, and he didn't know if he would be beaten to death. It's a pleasure.
What's more, there may be medicinal food made by Xiao Loli for breakfast this morning. If he can't eat it, he may have no appetite for at least a month.
In order to After being able to eat breakfast, Xiao Junyi ran towards the stairs with trembling flesh, her footsteps making a clanking sound on the floor, and rushed to the bottom of the stairs in one breath, waiting for the little Lolita with a smile on her face.
Li The old lady was accustomed to Xiao's brother's impetuous behavior, so she ignored him and passed him towards the restaurant.
Chao Yufu slowly walked down the stairs to the last two steps. He smiled and winked at Little Fatty Xiao: "Brother Xiao, it's useless for you to look up to him, Xiaotuanzi belongs to our family. "
"I know that little Loli is Brother Bo's sister, Brother Bo and I are brothers, and Brother Bo's sister is my sister. "
Xiao Junyi smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed into small mung beans. When Chao Er led the pink and tender little loli down the stairs, she immediately came over, opened the small gift box in her hand, and presented it to her. : "Little Loli, I was held back by something and didn't come yesterday. This is my meeting gift. ”
The small red gift box is padded with a red soft sponge inside, and lies an exquisite jade lock of wealth and peace, made from Hetian jade. The white jade is slightly yellow, oily and delicate.
"Brother Xiao, is the gift really for me? "Le Yun's eyes rolled up, and her little paws stretched out to pick up the red silk rope that tied the jade lock, and shook it back and forth.
"Yes, yes, yes, my brother bought this with his own money and gave it to me. Lolita enjoys it, little loli, do you like it? If you don’t like this style, I’ll try something cuter next time. ”
The little Lolita has a pair of slender hands that are more delicate than jade, and her skin is smoother and whiter than the finest mutton-fat jade. Xiao Junyi really wants to poke her face, but unfortunately, he has the evil heart but not the courage. Brother Bo threw him out because of public outrage.
The old man and the old lady were all smiles. Brother Xiao is really a good person. He even gave Xiao Tuanzi a meeting gift in person, which shows that Brother Xiao and Brother Bo SonHow good the relationship is.
"Well, I like this, and I accepted it as a meet-and-greet gift. But, brother Xiao, you still have to lose weight. If brother Xiao loses weight to a normal weight, he will definitely be incredibly handsome. I like handsome, beautiful and handsome people. I don’t like the big and scary fat brother. Look at me, I’m so cute. My brothers must also be very handsome, right?” Le Yun liked the jade lock very much and casually tied it on the collar around her neck.
"Yeah, the little loli asked me to lose weight, so I'll lose weight." The little loli accepted her meeting gift. Xiao Junyi smiled so warmly that she nodded happily. The little loli doesn't like fat people. He needs to lose weight!
With his height and bones, if he loses the extra fat, he will definitely be a handsome and handsome man. Then he can happily play with the little lolita.
This time, Xiao Junyi made a very serious decision to lose weight, and she also looked forward to her unparalleled handsomeness after successfully losing weight.
Old men and old ladies, you look at me and I look at you, with big eyes and small eyes, full of disbelief. Xiao Xiaopang actually agreed to lose weight? Did the sun come out in the west today?
Chao Yubo stroked his forehead, and it turned out that Xiao Lele was still more powerful. Even if he was cute, even Brother Xiao couldn't withstand Xiao Lele's lethality.
The hero is saddened by the beauty.
Brother Xiao is studying law. Even if he is studying for a master's degree, he has taken on many cases and is well-known in the lawyer circle. Many people seduce beautiful women with money for various purposes. Brother Xiao He has seen hundreds of beauties, including many loli beauties. Even if he was a lolicon, he couldn't break his skills.
He, Da Li, the eldest sister, the second sister, and a bunch of other people tried to persuade Brother Xiao to lose weight, but every time he was confused by Brother Xiao's vague words. It's better this time, Xiao Lele With just a few words, Brother Xiao voluntarily agreed to lose weight, which was a complete blow to them.
In order to encourage Brother Xiao to lose weight, he didn't mind adding fuel to the fire and looked at Xiao with suspicion: "Brother Xiao, are you trying to deceive us again? You have said that you want to lose weight before, and you have never been less. Meat only increases instead of decreasing. This time you want to repeat the old trick and deceive my sister?"
"Who said I deceived the little lolita? I can't deceive the little lolita anyone. Sister, when I said I wanted to lose weight, I meant it. I said important things three times!" Xiao Junyi jumped, is Brother Bo still his brother? How can he expose his shortcomings? What should the little Loli do if he thinks he is a dishonest person?
“Oh, I think it’s better to wait until you have achieved results in losing weight before I can be trusted.”
“Brother Bo, you actually doubt my character, you are not a good friend. "Xiao Junyi's face turned red. She yelled fiercely and then put on a smiling face: "Little Lolita, you have to believe me. I will definitely lose weight, lose fat, and regain my handsome appearance and dignified appearance.Like, be my handsome man. "
"Well, I believe that Brother Xiao is a man who keeps his word. People who only talk but do not do anything are liars. I will not be friends with liars. Brother Xiao has successfully lost weight and become a handsome man. I will do it. A medicinal meal to celebrate you. "
"Really? "Xiao Junyi was so happy that she jumped three feet high.
"Of course it's true. She also helped Brother Xiao make a clay-roasted rabbit, a whole one. The roasted rabbit was like a beggar's chicken. It was delicious. , golden and bright, always delicious. Brother Xiao won't lose weight, won't make clay-roasted rabbit for you to eat, and calling me sister or giving you gifts will be useless. I'm not someone who can be bribed easily. "Brother Xiao loves rabbit meat the most, and Le Yun unscrupulously tempted him with his favorite delicacy.
"Okay, cute little loli, it's settled, Remember my roasted rabbit. "For the roasted rabbit made by the little Lolita, I must lose weight and transform perfectly. The person who can't do it is the turtle grandson.
"Hmm, I remember, if Brother Xiao successfully loses weight in a healthy way, I look happy, and maybe I will reward you with lotus leaf beggar's chicken and vinegar-flavored pork ribs. They are both medicinal foods. They are nutritious and delicious. I feel good after eating them. "
Chao Yufu secretly sipped his saliva. She wanted to eat the roasted rabbit and beggar's chicken too. , the muscles trembled with excitement, the fragrant roasted rabbit, the crispy lotus leaf chicken, the fragrant pork ribs were waiting for him, waiting for him to turn back into a handsome man, and then all of them would be put into his belly.
"Little loli, let's go have a meal quickly. After I'm full, I'll go back and catch up on my sleep, then officially adjust my schedule and start losing weight from now on. "For the sake of delicious food, and for the sake of being the handsome brother of little Lolita, I will risk my life.
"Brother Xiao, a man is a man who just does what he says. I believe you. "Chao Yufu cheered seriously, Brother Xiao, when you get the reward, don't forget to share it with me. You should share the blessing.
The old man and the old lady looked at the little pink dumplings. It's that simple. Xiao Xiaopang was so stimulated that he took the initiative to lose weight, smiled with golden flowers blooming on his face, and went to the restaurant happily.
Brothers Chao Shengguo had almost arranged the meals and were serving the last soup. The old men entered the restaurant by themselves, sat in rows, and were divided into two tables, one for the older generation, and one for the two younger generations.
Uncle Hu and Ma Fang also ate with the host, and Mr. Chao, the two girls and the two brothers sat at the same table, and they sat at the bottom.
In order to let everyone have a pleasant breakfast, the three brothers took out part of the medicinal meal given to them by Xiaotuanzi. Heating, each table has two large plates of dumplings and pancake rolls.
No need to explain in particular, everyone knows what medicinal food is made of small powdered dumplings.
What are the old men and old ladies doing? Don't say anything either, we ate herbal dumplings and pancakes first. After taking a bite, we had no time to talk and just enjoyed the delicious food.
Xiao Junyi’s eyes brightened when she saw the new small dumplings and rolls. When it started to eat, she took a roll and stuffed it into her mouth. She devoured it and said, “It’s delicious.” tasty".
Chao Yubo calmly added fuel to the fire: "The braised rabbit made by Xiao Lele is as delicious as this one. I can't stop eating it. The braised rabbit with mud and the roasted chicken with lotus leaves, I also I've never eaten it."
"Ugh-" Chao Yufu was so jealous that she wanted to cry. She also wanted to go to Qingdao University to go to the same school as Xiaotuanzi, and wanted to eat medicinal food. She was not greedy, just one meal a day.
Xiao Junyi was so greedy that her mouth watered. She stuffed her mouth with a flower roll and couldn't help but praise it.
In his endless praise, the old man and the old lady enjoyed the medicinal breakfast happily, finished the breakfast happily, those who needed to go to work went to work elegantly, and those who did not need to work enjoyed life beautifully. .
The legendary second watch is here, but there is no third watch. Oh, little fairies, please guess quickly