Chapter 340 The highest state of shamelessness (Second update
The little loli is playing it real!
The crisp sound of clear drinks reached his ears, and Yan Xing knew that the little loli was going to Seriously, he mobilized all his inner strength into his arms to resist.
At the same time, a violent force hit him with a "bang". He only felt his palms numb, and his small fist was The overwhelming force blocked his strength. His straight arms could not withstand the brute force and his elbows were forced to bend.
Lost!
"Hit me!" When he was feeling ashamed, the little girl raised her eyebrows and smiled, He stepped forward, swung his other small fist, and hit Brother Jun's jade face with a bang, hitting him hard.
The little Lolita's small fist swung out, and Yan Xing subconsciously His face was tilted, but the speed of his little fist was too fast, and he hit his face before he could deviate. When a burst of pain spread, he felt that his whole body was not feeling well. He was about to give in, but the smile of a little loli with a bright smile appeared in his eyes. .
That smile was too dangerous. He pulled out his laptop and jumped up, trying to get away from the dangerous little lolita. However, the little lolita's little feet seemed to predict the direction of his avoidance and kicked him. The kick hit his left calf, and his whole leg was instantly sore and swollen. He couldn't even stand firmly. He lost his balance and leaned to one side.
The moment he fell, the little girl Jumping up, her slender hands were like lightning, tapping his chest a few times, grabbing the clothes on his chest, pulling and throwing him away.
First Feeling sore and numb, and then, there was a white flash in front of Yan Xing's eyes, and he fell to the ground like a wild goose on the flat sand, also known as four-legged posture, and spread out in a strange posture.
And because of the little girl The tug and throw caused him to hit one of the plush dog's legs when he landed, saving him from the tragic end of the back of his head hitting the ground.
Punch someone, fight hard, and then tap the acupoint to knock the person down. , and finally threw the person away, completing the purpose of knocking Yan Ren down, Le Yun waved her little arms gracefully, with a beautiful smile: "Yan Ren, you want to use the heater, I agree, you lie down and suck the heater, I Let's go have breakfast."
I...
Yan Xing, who was lying dead, even wanted to scold his mother, the little lolita was cheating! She was clearly trying to compete with her inner strength. More than endurance, she makes surprise attacks and taps on acupuncture points!
He can tap on acupuncture points, but he can’t hit the target like a little lolita. He can at most make people slightly numb when he taps on them, like being electrocuted by a micro-current. It is impossible to immobilize a person.
The little Loli’s acupoints are always successful, and she can turn a living person into a wooden pile. Unfortunately, he was once again turned into a zombie.
This taste is simply... embarrassing.
Falling to the ground unable to move, Yan Xing stared at the ceiling, his face was so hot that his brain was almost confused. When he heard the little Loli telling him to lie down and suck the heater, his face turned black. , I also regret it very much, why would he tease the little loli when he is so good?
He came here specifically for that thing, and explained it to the little Lolita, so as not to misunderstand that he was greedy for credit. He came so early just to have breakfast, but he screwed it up. Now He can only lie down.
Thinking of food, he moved his eyes. How about giving in?
Think about it, but you don’t want to accept it. He is a grown man, but he is put down every time, and he goes to his grandma’s house in disgrace! Fortunately, fortunately, the brothers of the He family were not present, otherwise, he would really have no face to see anyone.
The more Yan Xing thought about it, the more depressed he became. He pursed his lips tightly and refused to beg for mercy, becoming a lifeless corpse.
Abandoning Handsome Yan Yan, Le Yun didn’t bother to care whether Yan Ren would be mad to death. She rubbed her finger bones that were a little painful from being hit by Yan Ren’s palm, and took small eight-character steps, one step at a time. Three staggered into the small kitchen.
Before Handsome Yan arrived, the porridge had been turned off and put in a pot to warm. After cooling for such a long time, the temperature was not very high. I opened the pot and brought the fried appetizers to the small living room. Enjoy a nutritious breakfast.
A four-treasure porridge with yam, peanuts and corn has a rich aroma, coupled with the aroma of sauerkraut and mushrooms as appetizers, it fills the whole room with fragrance.
When the smell hit his nostrils, Yan Xing felt hungry in his belly. He couldn't hold back his face and said that he wanted to eat, so he could only endure the desire for delicious food and smell the fragrance to satisfy his hunger.
He endured and endured, but finally he couldn't hold it in any longer and his stomach growled.
Hearing that his stomach was upset, Yan Xing felt ashamed and his face was hot. He secretly looked at the small table, hoping that the little loli would take pity on him and let him go. He has breakfast.
Imagination is beautiful, but reality... is cruel. The little loli is so hard-hearted that she turns a blind eye to the growling sound of his stomach and ignores him at all.
Yan Xing Qi knot.
Enjoy the music of breakfast and hear the sound of the intestines turning in Handsome Yan’s stomach, but so what? It was he who was hungry, not her.
Yesterday handsome guy Yan came to have dinner. She made him his favorite loofah and celery because he looked haggard. This morning he ran away again under the guise of having something serious to do. If you come here to have a meal, just let it go if you want to have a meal, but if you still say something arrogant, do you really think she has no temper? Hum, starve him to death!
Feeling unhappy, Le Yun didn't sympathize with Yan Ren at all, let alone pity him, so she just let the face-hungry foodie suffer.
Drink two bowls of porridge and finish a plate of mushrooms andPumpkin blossoms, put half a plate of sauerkraut in the small refrigerator, washed the dishes, cleaned up her own small kitchen, and wandered back to the small living room.
When I was about to chew the book, I looked at the person lying on the ground and occupying my own cushion. I felt that it was in the way. After comparing the consequences of throwing the person out or throwing him aside, I decided to leave him alone. To save face, he didn't throw the person out the door. He bent down, grabbed the clothes on the young handsome boy's chest with one hand, and grabbed one of his trousers with the other hand, and easily lifted the person up.
I turned on the heater in the morning and turned it off after more than an hour. The temperature in the small living room was not too high. Handsome Yan didn’t take off his coat when he entered the girls’ dormitory. The quality of his clothes was also very good and he could withstand it. His weight.
Le Yun threw Yanren on the floor unceremoniously and asked him to lie down like a dog. She swayed her small body and walked to where she was reading, using the plush dog's legs as a cushion. Leaning on the dog's belly against the wall, holding a book, he instantly transformed into a reading maniac.
When the little Loli bent over, Yan Xing thought that she had finally found her conscience and wanted to relieve herself. She felt a little secretly happy in her heart, thinking that she was finally going to be liberated. However, when she was lifted up like a sandbag, His face is turning blue, the little loli who needs to be taken care of is so disgusting!
The little Lolita is so unscrupulous, because she is sure that he will not do anything to her, right? She knows that he is now responsible for protecting her and will not deal with her, right?
Being thrown on the floor, Yan Xing was so angry that his liver ached. He wanted to yell at the little Lolita, but he held back. He was under the eaves, so he had to lower his head. He was in the Little Lolita’s dormitory and made her angry. Li, I still don’t know what methods she will come up with to punish herself.
Unable to move, I could only swallow my anger.
That endured for two full minutes, and the numb limbs and muscles slowly began to feel. After being left in the cold for so long, Yan Xing’s resentment also disappeared, and when the numbness began Disappear, adjust your breath secretly for a while to eliminate the discomfort of poor blood flow, turn over and get up, and activate your hands and feet again.
When he stood up, he looked at the little Lolita. The little guy was immersed in reading. He only raised his eyes for a glance, as if he didn't see him, and then lowered his head to fight with the book.
A little loli like that makes people hate her to the core, but they are reluctant to destroy her quiet and beautiful time of concentrating on reading a book.
Yan Xing, who was ignored, stretched out his arms and legs, and was able to jump around. He took off his windbreaker and threw it aside. He walked to sit down opposite the little Lolita, picked up his computer and checked it, and found that it had not been dropped. No matter what, he didn't say a word and just worked on his laptop.
By tapping the acupuncture points herself, Le Yun naturally knew when Handsome Yan should recover. When his acupuncture points were released, she originally thought that he would angrily come to her to settle the score, so that she could deal with him again. She was kicked out of the house openly, but she was a little surprised that he didn't fly into a rage.
After handsome guy Yan sat down, he calmly picked up the computer and started working., she was impressed by him. Handsome Yan's Ninja Kung Fu was really good, even more powerful than the Ninja Kung Fu of Country R.
When she finished scanning a book, she found that handsome guy Yan was not pretending, he was really calm, as if nothing had happened, and she admired him even more. He can afford to lose and let go. He is a real man. .
Yan Xing held his thin notebook and dealt with the official affairs he had accumulated in an orderly manner. He occasionally observed the little lolita. When the strange little lolita was reading, not only did she not listen to what was going on outside the window, she even He didn't even cast a sideways glance, his eyes seemed to be stuck to the book and he couldn't tear it off.
When she put down a book, he thought that the little Lolita would talk to him. In fact, the little Lolita didn't even give him a look. She picked up another book and was focused again. look.
Listening to the sound of the pages clattering, he checked the time every once in a while. When it was half past eleven, the little Loli didn’t move. When it was twelve o’clock, the little Loli still didn’t move. Lunch meant that the time passed minute by minute. When it reached 12:10, he couldn't help but remind: "Little loli, class is over."
"I know." Chewing hard. The person reading the book didn't even raise his head, and his voice was light and airy.
Yan Xing frowned depressedly: "Little Lolita, it's time to cook lunch."
"I don't have to cook for lunch."
“Where’s mine?”
“You eat from your canteen.”
“Little loli—” Yan Xing was so depressed that he almost vomited blood, and he lay down resigned to his fate. For two hours, he waited hungry until noon, but the little loli still refused to let him eat. The strange little loli's heart must be iron-clad.
After thinking for three seconds, he put down his notebook, stood up and went to the kitchen: "Little loli, where is the rice? I will cook for myself." Bar?
Le Yun looked up in shock, looking at the tall figure walking towards the small kitchen, her eyes flashing with mosquito coils, he, he, he... He actually cooked by himself?
While she was stunned, the handsome young man slipped into the kitchen, picked up the rice cooker liner as quickly as possible, opened the kitchen cabinet door to look for rice, and put the rice and noodles on it. It's in the cupboard, easy to find.
Mr. Yan quickly took the rice, washed it, then walked to the small living room in three steps and two steps, put the rice cooker's inner pot into the pot, covered it, and connected it to the power supply.
While cooking, he quickly jumped to the refrigerator, opened the small refrigerator and took out vegetables, a pumpkin, and a piece of meat. He took them to the kitchen for processing, washed them, cut them into pieces or sections, and packed them. plate.
After preparing the dishes for lunch, Yan Xing washed his hands, then walked to the little Lolita and sat down, facing the little Lolita's dark eyes, the tips of his ears were slightly hot: "I've washed the vegetables. When the rice is cooked, stir-fry it and you can eat it."
Look, look, look, Le Yun stared hard at Yan Yan, did she allow him to eat?
Without her consent, he washed and cooked rice himself. He was so thick-skinned as never before. In order to earn money, he could endure what others couldn't endure. He had to admit that Handsome Yan's shamelessness had reached its peak.
Looking at the handsome guy with red ears, Le Yun blinked her eyes and stared at him, noticing that his ears were getting redder and redder. She curled her lips with contempt. So shameless.
Anyway, handsome guy Yan ran to cook, so she didn’t stop him and let him do whatever he wanted. So she stared at handsome guy Yan for a while without saying anything, then she casually looked away and continued. Scan your own books.
The little Loli’s eyes were clear and lively. Being stared at by her made Yan Xing feel like he was about to be stripped naked. He secretly breathed a sigh of relief until her gaze shifted. The little Loli didn’t get angry. Just fine, he really doesn't know what to do if she blows up.
For his own lunch, he paid special attention to people's livelihood issues. Five minutes after the rice cooker tripped, he unplugged the power, then sat down in front of the little Lolita, staring at her eagerly. He looked at the little Loli and expected her to cook.
Handsome Yan Yan’s eyes were like light bulbs. Under that eager gaze, Le Yun wanted to punch him several times until he got a black eye and a black eye. Finally, she thought he was the future head bodyguard of her family. On the bed, I resisted the urge to beat him and continued to read. I waited for about ten minutes after the rice cooker was unplugged before putting down the book and went to the small kitchen to eat.
The little Loli was finally willing to prepare lunch. Yan Xing secretly sneaked to the dining table and took a seat, admiring the back of the little Loli busy in the kitchen. When the little Loli was serving dishes, He ran to help as fast as he could.
The dishes were served, and the bowls and chopsticks were put in place. When the little Loli went into the kitchen to wash her hands, she served the rice first. However, the Little Loli returned to the living room, carrying a bowl of fragrant porridge.
It’s not his fault!
The little loli sat down with the porridge in her hands. Yan Xing was greedy, but he didn’t dare to say that he also wanted to eat the medicinal porridge. He silently grabbed the chopsticks and waited for the little loli to pick up the vegetables. Put the green vegetables in a bowl and take a bite. It is not a medicinal diet. Little Loli did not add the medicinal ingredients she made when cooking. The taste is better than what ordinary people cook, but it is far less delicious than the medicinal diet she made.
Even though he was extremely greedy for the medicinal food, but in the end he couldn't get what he wanted, he didn't dare to express the slightest dissatisfaction. He quickly picked up the vegetables and grilled the rice, finished two large bowls of rice, and then tasted it slowly, waiting for the little ones. Luo Li finished two bowls of porridge and when she was full, he quickly cleaned up the dishes.
"Are you full?" the little girl asked with a smile as he was finishing up the dishes.
“I’m full.” After eating four large bowls of rice in a row, there’s no way I’m not full.
“Oh, I originally left a bowlYou won't be able to drink the medicated porridge when you're full, so I'll keep it for myself at night. "
What, there is a bowl of porridge? Yan Xing was so surprised that his eyes lit up: "Hmm, I can still eat it. ”
He was afraid that the little loli would regret it, so he took the bowl and ate while running to the small kitchen. He ran to the small kitchen, swallowed the rice and vegetables in the bowl, stuffed it into his mouth, and took out the food with a spoon. Porridge in the electric casserole.
Pour the fragrant porridge into his bowl. The beautiful young man is happy, his eyebrows are flying, he briskly holds the bowl and returns to the dining table, sits down and enjoys it slowly.
“Delicious! "Take a sip and praise it.
"It's delicious. "Take the second sip and narrow your eyes with satisfaction.
"It's so delicious. "After taking the third sip, I felt as comfortable as a cat star who had eaten dried fish.
"It couldn't be more delicious. "After taking the fourth sip, my whole face was as gorgeous as a spring flower.
"So happy. ”
It's delicious. Take a sip and the porridge goes down your throat, leaving a fragrant aroma in your mouth. When the porridge falls into your stomach, it's like a hot spring trickling down. The warmth spreads to your limbs and bones, making you light and healthy.
The corners of Leyun’s mouth and eyes twitched. She couldn’t stand it anymore, so she said angrily: “I can’t even stuff your mouth with food, what else do you want? "
Yan Xing opened a pair of bright eyes of justice, with a picturesque face and a radiant face: "Little loli, I just can't help but sigh, the taste is so beautiful that I can't stop. "
"It's useless to flatter me and give me high hats, and you can't buy me with praise or bribes. "After saying a lot of compliments, do you think she will be so soft-hearted that she will agree to his frequent meal? Stop dreaming.
"Little loli, I'm not trying to bribe you, it's really delicious. "Yan Xing's eyes were sparkling, he was in such a beautiful mood, his smile was overflowing from his eyes, and his whole person exuded charming charm.
"Huh, I carefully prepared the medicinal diet. It costs at least tens of thousands of raw materials to make a pot of porridge. , if it doesn’t taste good, it’s a huge failure on my part. "
"Tens of thousands of dollars, so expensive. " Yan Xing's eyebrows skipped a beat. A pot of porridge costs tens of thousands of yuan of medicinal raw materials. It's really expensive. All you have to eat is money. I always come here to get food. "
"I... don't come here often. "He is self-aware and knows that he is not as well treated as Xiao Chao. Even though he wanted to have a meal every day, he didn't do it. He just thought about it.
" If something happened, he would find an excuse to come here and take care of himself. If you don’t leave, why don’t you say it’s not often? "goodI want to kill the shameless person who always tries to get away with it.
"..." Yan Xing knew that if he argued again, he would probably get beaten up again, and he might have his acupoints tapped and his body laid on his body, so he refused to defend himself and just acted like a quiet foodie.
"Ren Yan, because of your special status, I allow you to have a medicinal meal once a month to restrain the toxins in your body. When the time is right, I will notify you to come to eat. At other times, you can Don't bother me."
"If I have something serious to do with you, it's not like I'm disturbing you for no reason, right?" Yan Xing cheered up and allowed her to have a medicinal meal for a month, which meant that it was just for him. Tailor-made?
“Don’t take advantage of loopholes. If you have something to do, call or send a message. There is no need to come to the interview in person.”
“The phone is afraid of being tapped.”
"..." Le Yun's cold and swishy eyes were cast on handsome boy Yan. Ordinary contacts were not international secrets, so were they afraid of eavesdropping? Are they talking to members of the Intelligence Bureau?
The little Lolita’s beautiful almond-shaped eyes are clear in black and white, sparkling and watery, like a soul-mirror. Even a big man like Yan Xing can’t stand it. He feels like he has an edge at his back, and he tries his best to pretend to be calm and composed. , and carefully shouted: "Okay, I'll tell you on the phone if you can." I no longer appreciate the cowardice of foodies, so I moved to sit on my special throne for reading and scanned the book.