Chapter 728 Fart if you can (3 updates

Young Master Liu finally completed the task and went home and had a good sleep. Without waiting for his family to urge him, he got up in the dark on Monday, carrying his simple luggage. Go back to Qingdao University and be a good student.

He caught the first subway in the morning. Even if he took a few buses, it was still early to return to Qingdao University. He went back to the dormitory first and saw When I came back from Xiaoxiaoxingxing, I had to complain a lot to explain how difficult my task was and how tired I was. At the end, I also showed off the dark circles under my eyes.

There was a guy who clearly didn’t have dark circles under his eyes. He also pretended to be weak and cute, and Yan Xing was also drunk, so he had to pretend to be stupid and act like he didn't notice his good spirit, so as not to hurt little brother Fa's glassy heart.

Because that guy was so gibberish. There was no end to it, and I couldn't help but pour cold water on it: "Xiang Yang, has there been any progress in your mission? You haven't gained anything for so long. Is it because someone else is more skilled than you and has fooled you?"

"What? You dare to look down on me?" Liu Xiangyang jumped: "The lack of harvest has nothing to do with the level. It's because others don't work at all. What can I do?"

"Or, it's not what we imagined. , other people are also commoners?"

"We can't wash away the suspicion so quickly now," Liu Xiangyang touched his chin, and became excited after a second: "Xiao Xingxing, you follow the little lolita around. Run, have you encountered anything exciting?"

"Put her down, the little loli is a blockbuster at the sports meeting, and she is in the limelight. Touching her is like poking a hornet's nest. Who would be so stupid at this time? Jumping out to die, something really exciting happened. It must be a certain organization that made the decision to destroy the little lolita at any cost. We were the ones who were scared at that time. Oh, by the way, we received clues showing that there is a treasure island outside Hong Kong. A certain underworld organization has recently been in frequent contact with the National Youth Society of M. You should monitor it carefully."

"I know, I know, I scare you every time." Liu Xiangyang rolled his eyes dissatisfied, and put a few He took out some snacks and put them in the dormitory, and went to class with Fa Xiao.

Yan Xing did not tell his brothers that he was going to receive acupuncture in the afternoon, so he attended class for a long time, and stayed up until noon to eat in the cafeteria with Liu. They took a break on the lawn in the morning, and then went their separate ways when class was about to begin in the afternoon.

While others were going to class, Yan Xing did the opposite, driving around for a stroll, and then strutting around after the students had finished class. I rushed to the Xueba Building, carrying my backpack filled with clothes and supplies, and carrying the vegetables I bought, I happily went up to the fourth floor to report to the little Lolita.

Handsome Yan didn’t come here in the morning The occupation of the land was really punctual until the afternoon. Le Yun was also quite surprised. She opened the door to let him enter the dormitory. When she saw the big and small bags he brought in, she almost wanted to jump up and kick him: "The surname is Yan." Yes, how many days are you going to eat for?”

“I have never thought about eating for many days, just one meal tonight, if...If you don't mind, it would be perfect if you let me have two more meals at noon and evening tomorrow. "

The little Lolita Wei Li was furious again. Yan Xingfei ran away, put the purchased vegetables next to the small refrigerator, and then ran to where the little Lolita had lined up the medical tools. Sit down somewhere and act like an obedient patient.

Handsome Yan Yan was as thick-skinned as iron. Le Yun was about to vomit blood and she glared at him bitterly: "I'm daydreaming. Do you think I will compromise by buying a bunch of ingredients? At worst, throw it away, and I will definitely not be your nanny. ”

The little Loli stared angrily. Yan Xing was afraid that she would avenge her while giving him acupuncture, so she pricked him randomly with needles to vent her anger. Without replying, he would give in and become a coward, and he would stare at whatever she said Let her be cruel.

With no one to confront her, Le Yun puffed her beard and glared at Yan Ren for a few times, but she could only give up. When she saw Yan Ren sitting down and looking cute at her with her hands on Zhang Jun's face, He put his hands on his waist and stared at him fiercely: "What are you holding on to? If you haven't taken off your clothes yet, do you want me to help you? ”

囧, the angry little lolita is unreasonable, Yan Xing is 囧囧 spirited, quietly turned his face, silently unbuttoned, just loosened the button, feeling a little Embarrassed, he glanced at the little loli quietly, trying to observe her micro-expression.

With his glance, he saw the strange little loli glaring at him, looking like he was about to breathe fire. , he was afraid of being scolded by the little Lolita and said that he was rubbing his nose or his mother-in-law, so he didn’t dare to rub it anymore, so he simply took off the clothes that would hinder the acupuncture.

In order to prevent the clothes from getting in the way during acupuncture. My elbows were bruised by the sweat, so I deliberately put my clothes on the pile of books, put my shoes and clothes further away, lay down on my side, then lay flat, covered my waist with a piece of clothes, and lay down obediently. A zombie.

Handsome Yan Yan is so shameless when he is unreliable, but as honest as a cow when he is good, Le Yun is angry and funny, she stretches out her toes and kicks him: "You haven't drunk yet. As for the medicine, drink it and then lie down. ”

Yan Xing’s face suddenly became hot again. With a red face, he turned over and sat up. He pretended to be calm and remained calm, but his heart was beating extraordinarily strongly.

There was a handsome guy whose face was as red as a cooked shrimp, and he didn’t even know where to put his eyes. Le Yun suddenly became happy. She dragged the box and jar of her pills and concoction to her side, found a mask and put it on. , prepared three bowls of medicinal soup with quick hands and feet, and found a handful of pills for Yanren to eat, so that he could drink the medicinal soup again.

Yan Xing does not refuse medicine to anyone who comes. , swallowed ten pills in one breath, drank three bowls of medicinal soup one bowl after another, lay back and fell down with a "bang".

Lying down and pretending The initial feeling of the corpse was quite refreshing, the aroma of medicine came out of the mouth, and the whole body was warm. After about ten minutes, the stomach burned like a fire. He opened his sparkling eyes and shouted pitifully: "Little Lolita" ,I feel hot. ”

“Bear it.” Le Yun continued to prepare the medicinal soup without even raising her head.

Yan Xing pursed his lips and endured the burning feeling in his heart. After a while, his stomach felt like ice again, and his whole body was trembling with cold. He shouted bitterly: "Little Lolita, I'm cold."

"Bear it." If it's not cold, it's not normal. Being cold is normal

Yan Xing felt depressed after receiving these two words from the little loli's light description. I want to imitate a girl’s cry. Will the little loli feel distressed if he cries?

Before he could decide whether to cry or not, the coldness that could turn a person into ice disappeared again, and a bitter taste surged in his stomach, as if he was soaked in bitter water.

　“Little Lolita, I am bitter.”

　“Bear it.”

　“…” Yan Xing endured it, and soon the bitter taste No more, the acid water surged up, almost gushing out of his throat, and his whole face twisted up; "Little Lolita, so sour."

"It's you who are sour, but I'm not sour." Le Yun smiled and corrected Yan Ren's expression.

Yan Xing pursed his lips to avoid spitting out sour water. When he was so sour that he felt sour bubbles all over his body, his stomach became spicy, as if he had eaten several bowls of rice peppers and Chaotianzi peppers. , the spicy taste hits your nose.

"Little loli, I have become a hot pepper."

"Bear it."

Bear it, Yan Xing, bear it, the spiciness disappears , a few minutes later, a stench like a cesspit emanated from his body and mouth. At that time, his whole body felt bad, and he roared with grief and anger: "Little loli, I don't want to become a stinky person, it stinks so much!"

There was an outrageously handsome guy who kept yelling. Le Yun was also drunk and choked back angrily: "No matter how you yell, I don't think your stench has stifled my territory. You deserve it." Are you screaming like you've been raped?"

"Little loli, save me quickly, don't let me turn into a dung beetle, it stinks, it stinks, I'm going to stink to death!" Hao Duan's whole body Yan Xing's heart almost trembled when the smell came out. The little loli smelled so good. If he turned into a stinky person, how could he protect the little loli in the future? The little lolita will dislike him.

"Bear it, this is the type and origin of the toxins lurking in your body. The toxins are being triggered by the catalyst. Only when they are activated and change from latent to active can we prescribe the right medicine and force them out one by one. "Out of the body."

"Yeah, yeah, I tolerate, I tolerate, I tolerate..." Yan Xing responded frequently, but he was filled with grief and anger, having such a big embarrassment in front of the little Lolita, in the future And let him behave how he should.

After enduring it for a long time, when the smell came out of my body again, I couldn't help but scream again: "Little loli, I have become a hot and sour noodle."

Five minutes later : "Little loli, have I turned into wine?"

Seven minutes later: “Little Loli, I seem to have turned into a dessert.”

Ten minutes later: “Little Loli, I seem to smell broken rotten eggs. The smell."

Another three minutes later: "Little loli, does this smell like bad potato?"

The handsome young man was chirping and couldn't control his exhaustion. , "Poof", the sound is loud and bright, the portion is very large, and the taste is very strong, with a smell of bad sweet potatoes and leeks, which is very eye-catching.

The handsome young man who just kept yelling suddenly blushed and wanted to hide his head in his crotch, but because he had nowhere to hide, he closed his eyes and thought he was a thousand-year-old zombie.

He wanted to endure it, but his stomach refused to cooperate. The gas always wanted to come out. In order to prevent his old face from being completely embarrassed, Yan Xing could only hold it in until his shoulders were so tight. I was shaking, I couldn't hold it in any longer, and I was exhaling air bit by bit, intermittently.

"If you fart, let it go. Don't hold it in. One fart will be crushed into a dozen little farts. Are you tired?" Logically, the handsome guy should enter the stage of violent exhaust, but the handsome guy can't hold it in. Fang, holding it in until his face was red and his neck was thick, and he had no idea what was going on in his mind.

The handsome young man who was holding back his breath almost had to hold his breath back. Fortunately, the air didn’t go up, so he kept going down, "Puff" "Puff" "Boom", the farts were heard one after another, and there were seven or eight farts in one breath. The smell was also very rich, including the smell of bad eggs, bad bananas, bad apples, rotten grass, and animal poop. The strange smell came one after another, making the air smelly.

After a loud fart, the exhaust gas was exhausted, and the stomach felt comfortable. However, the nose was hurt. Yan Xing accidentally took two breaths and inhaled the smelly air. He wanted to hit his head. Death, what a shame! His twenty-eight-year-old face has become a stranger to him, and the handsome man has become a fart man, and his face is gone!

"Handsome guy, fake the body, and drink some more medicine." After counting the time, Le Yun stretched out her legs and kicked someone Yan who was pretending to be dead. A man of that size was still hiding his ears and stealing the bell. Do you think others can't see you with your eyes closed?

Yan Xing, who was pretending to be dead, sat up without saying a word, looked at the little Lolita with his handsome red face, and then looked at the medicine, not daring to drink it directly for fear of After drinking it, she farted again, looking at the little Loli pitifully, with the fear of the medicinal soup still lingering in her eyes.

"What are you afraid of? Indian Asans dare to drink the Ganges River water full of corpses and feces. What you drink is clean medicinal soup. Be brave and kill it."

"Little Lolita, will you become stinky again after drinking it? Will you fart?" Yan Xing hesitated in his heart. He really didn't have the courage to drink the medicine. Little Lolita's medicine is too magical. , no one can imagine what chemical reactions and physical reactions will occur.

"How can a grown man talk so much nonsense? He will be knocked down if he doesn't drink." The handsome guy cowered and looked at the medicinal soup like a poisonous snake. Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily. He was not even afraid of death, but still afraid of death. Drink medicine? It was definitely the wrong way to show up today.

"I drink, I drink, that's all I drink, don't be angry, little loli, if I fart loudly after drinking medicine, don't tell anyone."

The little Lolita Weird showed signs of getting angry again. Yan Xing was stunned for a second. He held up the medicinal soup and drank it all while holding his breath. Then he drank the second and third bowls. He drank three bowls in a row. He took some water to rinse the bowls. He drank all the water from the shabu-shabu bowl, leaned back, and fell to the ground again, lying dead.

The handsome guy was lying on his back with his body upright. Le Yun stretched her body, took off the clothes around his waist and threw them on top of the bookshelf. She stood up and put the needle cover on her shoulders. , take a dozen needles in each hand, activate the special function of the eyes to find the acupuncture points, shoot out the slender gold and silver needles with both hands, and accurately nail the handsome guy Yan one by one.

Yan Xing was lying on his body, keeping his eyes closed and not daring to look at the little Lolita. He was afraid of farting again, and felt uneasy. When he felt the slight pain of ant bites on his body, he felt ecstatic, and the Little Lolita helped him with acupuncture. La!

Little Loli went to work and explained that there should be no more random exhaust. He was calm, relaxed his limbs, and accepted the needle calmly. Feeling the slight pain of the needle penetrating into the flesh, he became more and more excited. of relaxation.

Until... a needle pricked the most sensitive part of the man, and his relaxed nerves suddenly became tense. He secretly opened his eyes and took a look. His heart was stretched to a string, and his skin was as stretched as a drumstick. That piece of cowhide is as tight.

"Relax, why is the skin so tight? The muscles are so tight that it will affect my ability to perform the acupuncture." Handsome guy Yan was lying well, but suddenly his muscles all over his body were tense and as hard as stone. It was inconvenient to get an acupuncture, and Le Yun wanted to crush someone. She was a restless guy, looking for scolding.

After being eaten first, Yan Xing pursed his lips in grievance, but did not dare to defend himself. He closed his eyes and relaxed his limbs. In order not to be scolded, he did not dare to think and look around.

Waiting for him to relax, Le Yun continued to inject the needles, and most of the two pairs of silver needles were spread out, and they were all nailed to Yan Ren's body, pricking him into a prickly prickly pear, and then giving him facial and A needle was inserted into the head, and the last needle was inserted into the Baihui point on the top of his head. The needle penetrated seven points of the flesh, leaving only a small section outside.

As soon as the injection went in, Yan Xing felt a sharp throbbing pain in his head, and then a sharp pain all over his body, and even his consciousness was overwhelmed by the pain.