When Taibai Jinxing heard this, he was extremely shocked!
"Tie you up?"
"Yes, tie me up so you can go back and do business." Qin Tian said with a smile.
Taibai Jinxing quickly waved his hand.
“No, no, no, not even Rahu can trap you, how could I possibly tie you up.”
“That’s right.”
Immediately, Qin Tian rolled his eyes: "How about I tie you up? How about that?"
Taibai Jinxing's mouth dropped. What the hell is this idea? It can't keep up with the rhythm at all.
“This is not good.”
Qin Tian snorted coldly and stared outside the cave.
Secretly thought, it is not enough to be beaten passively all the time. Whether it is the Jade Emperor or Luo Hu, this time he has to establish his power. He cannot beat them, but this time he has to create obstacles for them, otherwise it will be difficult to defeat Qin. The evil spirit in Tian’s heart.
Thinking of this, Qin Tian turned around and looked at Taibai Jinxing with a smile and said: "What's wrong? It's very good."
"Didn't Luo Hu run away for the sake of money? You didn't dare to go back and recover your life, so you had to look for me everywhere, but when you found me, I tied me up."
"Think about it, if this is the case, the Jade Emperor will blame you , I will still reward you..."
Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands and said: "Sir, debt collector, this strategy works, and it will save me the trouble of going back and getting scolded!"
"Come on, come on, sir, hit me, hit me hard."
"!!!"
Qin Tian rolled his eyes: "Are you crazy? Why are you hitting me?" Beat me, you are a masochist!"
"If you don't beat me, what will the Jade Emperor do if he doesn't believe it!" Taibai Jinxing said helplessly.
"Haha."
Qin Tian shook his head and smiled: "The Jade Emperor doesn't understand you yet. When fighting or something, you always stay far away. You are too white. Will Venus suffer?"
Taibai Jinxing blushed with embarrassment: "Sir Messenger, I am not that kind of person. When something happens, I never..."
"Okay. "
Qin Tian waved his hand to interrupt: "Don't say these are useless."
The next second, Qin Tian tied up Taibai Jinxing with a golden rope, and then Kicked him to the ground.
"Why are you kicking me?" Taibai Jinxing, who was lying on the ground, raised his head and said dissatisfiedly.
Qin Tian looked at Taibai Jinxing with cold eyes.
"Hey, old man, do you think we are familiar with each other?Come on, not only will I kick you, I'll also hit you. "
"Isn't this acting? Why do you..."
Looking at Qin Tian's frost-covered face, Taibai Jinxing was speechless.
"You also know that you are acting, and there is not a speck of dust on your body. Do you want to go to see the Jade Emperor just like that? "
"This... me. "
Taibai Jinxing pursed his lips. He didn't know how to put on a show, but he just got kicked and felt a little unhappy.
Qin Tian waved his hands impatiently.
"Okay, it's rare to talk nonsense with you. From this moment on, we are on opposite sides and are enemies. "
After saying that, Qin Tian carried Taibai Jinxing on his back, took out his mobile phone, and searched for the Jade Emperor. A vortex appeared below and sucked the two of them in.
Yaochi.
With a gloomy look on his face, the Jade Emperor took the fish bait and threw it on a big golden carp.
After a while, the belly of the big carp had already There are a few more holes. Although the carp will not die in the fairy-like pond, Dao Xing will definitely fall down.
If the Queen Mother sees it, she will probably be angry. Death, this is her favorite golden carp in the Yaochi.
The Jade Emperor was just venting his anger.
The Queen Mother received two billion merits from Rahu It was worth it, but he didn’t give him a single point.
Moreover, the Jade Emperor secretly explored the whereabouts of the Queen Mother through the Haotian Mirror. He found that the Queen Mother had given all the money to the wild man, and then the two of them He even went to bed.
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he almost dropped the Haotian Mirror.
This cuckold was wearing his hat for real.
The key point is that the Queen Mother's wild man is not bad, he dare not act rashly, otherwise...
"I, endure, one day..."
"Yo , The Jade Emperor is in a good mood and still has time to feed the fish. "
Qin Tian sarcastically said.
The Jade Emperor was startled by the sudden sound, his hands shook, and all the feed in his hands was submerged into the Yaochi.< br />
Turning around, he saw it was Qin Tian. The Jade Emperor’s face suddenly changed, as if it was freezing.
He was full of anger, but he didn’t expect Qin Tian to remain silent. Coming behind him, this was a provocation to him. Do you really think he was made of mud?
Immediately, the Jade Emperor took out the Haotian Sword, pointed at Qin Tian, and said angrily: "Go to hell. . ”
Qin Tian did not expect that the Jade Emperor would react so strongly. Without the blessing of the identity token, he did not dare toWait a little longer and push the tied Taibai Jinxing out before the Jade Emperor moved.
“If you want to kill me, come here!”
Qin Tian disappeared from the spot with a thought.
"Ah..."
The Jade Emperor was mad, his eyes were red, his bun fell off, and his black hair danced wildly.
Taibai Jinxing was horrified. He had never seen the Jade Emperor lose such a temper. He swallowed his saliva and whispered: "Your Majesty, calm down. It's the fault of the little god. He didn't catch the debt collector. Instead, he gave me..."
"Get out..."
After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he held the Haotian Sword tightly with his hand, not wanting to look at Taibai Jinxing again. .
"Okay, little god, get out of here right away."
Taibai Jinxing may have been really frightened, so he rolled away a few meters away before reciting a spell to untie the gold rope. Open and leave as if running away.
"Hey, is this still the Jade Emperor who is high and respected by thousands of people?"
Taibai Jinxing, who rolled out of Yaochi, kept shaking his head and sighing, extremely disappointed.
"Normally it shouldn't be. Although the Jade Emperor has a grudge against the debt collector, there's no need to go crazy, right?"
"There must be a story in this."
…………
It is indeed not simple, Qin Tian is now in heaven, creating a surprise for the Jade Emperor.
But not in Yaochi, but in Yumajian.
The Royal Horse Supervisor was just a pair of little gods. In the human-immortal realm, the reputation of debt collectors had long spread throughout the entire heaven. When he saw Qin Tian coming, he was so frightened that he hid in the corner and trembled. He didn’t even think about it. Dare to resist.
Qin Tian did not make things difficult for them. He came to the place where the Pegasus was fed and did good deeds without leaving any name. He directly released tens of thousands of Pegasus and gave them their freedom.
Looking at the Pegasus flying freely, Qin Tian clapped his hands with satisfaction and took out his mobile phone.
Open the debt loan app and click on Pantaoyuan, a place he has always dreamed of visiting.
There was no other reason. He knew that the monkey Monkey Sun in Huaguo Mountain could live hundreds of years or even immortality by eating flat peaches.
Then my relatives and the students of Yunwu College will definitely have great effects after eating flat peaches.
Since the Jade Emperor wants to kill him, does he need to be polite? Obviously not necessary, but to piss him off.
It’s best to let the Jade Emperor realize that Qin Tian is not temperless. If you provoke him, the consequences will be serious!
"Huh?"
Just as Qin Tian found a man in the peach gardenWhen he saw a big and round peach, at the door of the peach garden, a woman wearing a white skirt, a tube top embroidered with pale pink lotus flowers, a flower tied around her waist, and a bamboo basket in her hand, let out a high-decibel cry.
With trembling hands he said: "You, you, you, who are you?"
Qin Tian chuckled and said word by word: "I don't want to change my name, I don't want to change my surname. You are the debt collector from heaven!"
"You are the debt collector from heaven, and Fairy Chang'e was abducted by you." The little fairy said in shock.
Qin Tian glared at the little fairy and said dissatisfiedly: "Can you speak, why did you run away? We are in love!"
"Yes, yes, yes , the two are in love..."
"You want to pick peaches?" Qin Tian asked tentatively.
When the little fairy saw that Qin Tian was scared to death, she didn’t dare to go at all, so she prepared to lie: “I won’t pick it, I’m just passing by.”
Qin Tian turned over the page Rolling eyes: "Do you think I will believe it? Come in quickly, otherwise..."
Then with a meaningful smile on his face, he slowly walked towards the little fairy.
“You, what are you going to do?”
The little fairy was trembling and at a loss.
Qin Tian walked to the little fairy, suppressed his smile, and grabbed her hand: "Don't worry, I won't embarrass you, you just need to tell me how to distinguish three thousand, six thousand, and nine thousand flat peaches. , I will let you go."
"Really, really?" The little fairy looked at Qin Tian with distrustful eyes.
Qin Tian’s eyes widened, making the little fairy tremble in fright, and said majestically: "I never hit women, but if you are disobedient..."
Finished speaking , whether the little fairy wanted it or not, he dragged her inside.
Three thousand years of flat peaches, Qin Tian doesn’t like them at all.
"This is six thousand years old." The little fairy pointed to the peach tree in front of her.
“Why are there so few?” Qin Tian said with some dissatisfaction.
In fact, there are not many, but most of the peaches are green and do not look ripe at all.
The little fairy, with a tangled face: "Well, Sun Dasheng came and ate all the ripe peaches, so, so..."
"Damn!"
Qin Tian cursed secretly with a dark face, Sun Wukong ruined the peach, why did you eat so much for a monkey? Why didn't you tire yourself to death?
Never mind, less is better than nothing.
Qin Tian jumped on the peach tree and put several ripe peaches into the storage ring.
Returning to the ground, he said to the little fairy: "Where is the nine-thousand-year-old one?"
"Here, there..."
The little fairy branch He hesitated and dared not speak.
She came with the Queen Mother’s order to pick a nine-thousand-year-old flat peach and send it to Wuzhishan.
If she is picked off by debt collectors, she is probably doomed.
“Where exactly is it?” Qin Tian urged.
What Qin Tian didn’t expect was that the little fairy knelt in front of him with tears in her eyes.
"Master Debt Collector, I am ordered by the Queen Mother... If you take away the nine thousand-year-old flat peach, my death will come."
Qin Tian The most common thing is for a woman to cry. She is dumbfounded and doesn't know what to do.
"Don't cry now. At worst, I will pick nine thousand years of flat peaches later and leave one for you?"
"Really?"
< br />"It's absolutely true."
"Sir, you are really a good person, but only one of the nine thousand years of flat peach is mature."
"..."
After hearing this, Qin Tian was speechless to the extreme.
I’m so tongue-tied.
Hey, that’s not right...
Pick the peaches to Wuzhishan!
Is it for the Queen Mother’s prodigal son to eat? Isn’t this helping the evildoers?
This is absolutely not possible.
"The Holy King is full of evil and causes trouble everywhere, so this flat peach must not be given to him."
"Huh?"
The little fairy was stunned. He looked at Qin Tian: "But you just clearly..."
Qin Tian shook his head: "In short, it is not possible to give it to Wang Sheng."
The little fairy: " But he is the mother’s son after all.”
Qin Tian said coldly: “Do you know what Wang Shengdu did? Do you know how crazy he is?”
The little fairy shook her head, looking confused.
"He dared to kill Guanyin and massacre the city..." Qin Tian looked at the little fairy and spoke one by one without hiding anything.
Although the little fairy didn't know these things, every time she went to Wuzhishan to deliver something to Wang Sheng, she could feel that Wang Sheng did not look like a good person.
With the name of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, no one will look down on them, and they will even scold them for no reason.
The worst thingFor the land of Wuzhishan, meeting Wang Sheng meant that he was suffering from bad luck for eight lifetimes. The little fairy saw the land kneeling in front of Wang Sheng several times to beg for mercy and cried non-stop.
But if she didn’t take the peaches, she would be held accountable by the Queen Mother, so she mustered up the courage and said: "Master Debt Collector, I know Wang Sheng is a bad guy, but you have mercy on me. If I didn't bring the flat peach to Wang Sheng, the empress will definitely kill me!"
Qin Tian's eyes were firm and he said decisively: "Absolutely impossible, you can give it to the dog, but you can never give it to Wang Sheng. That harmful spirit."
Upon hearing this, the little fairy seemed to have lost her strength and collapsed on the ground, silently shedding tears.
"Hey!"
Qin Tian sighed and shook his head helplessly.
"I really don't know what's so good about heaven. No matter how bad you are, you are still a human being and immortal. Why can't you find a place in the divine world?"
Little Fairy Wiping his tears, he suddenly thought of something and looked at Qin Tian with firm eyes.
"Sir, debt collector, can you save me?"
"Shall I save you?" Qin Tian was stunned.
“Actually, I was forced to go to heaven?”
Qin Tian said nothing, waiting for the little fairy to say more.
“My family lives in the Qilin Mountains, a place with beautiful scenery. I have lost my mother since I was a child, and it was my father who raised me up.
I opened a small tavern. Although the business was not very good, I didn’t have to worry about food or clothing, so I was living well.
But one day someone from the bank suddenly came and took my money without explanation. My father dragged him out and yelled at him to pay back the money?
I was confused at the time and had no idea what was going on.
My father wanted to run away and resisted with all his strength. , and ended up being killed alive with a punch.
The tavern was closed, and I was taken away by those people.
The incident happened suddenly, and I was completely shocked at that time. I was confused, and I was taken to the bank by them without knowing it.
They told me that in order to improve my cultivation, my father borrowed their money to buy elixirs fifty years ago. I didn’t pay back the money, that’s why this happened.
Although my father died, the money was repaid by my daughter.
They gave me two options, to work in a brothel Thirty years, or a lifetime of being a maid in heaven, at the mercy of others.
Of course I would not choose to go to a brothel, so I will come to heaven and be a maid running errands."
Qin Tian sighed secretly after hearing what he said.
Loan sharking really kills people.
"Wait a minute, why did your father send you to heaven when he was short of money from the bank? You never thought about running away?"
The little fairy shook her head and smiled miserably.
"Run?"
"The bank has long imprinted the mark of divine consciousness on me. Even if I am in heaven, I am still under their control. As long as I am If there is merit, they will send someone to collect it."
"What?"
Qin Tianzhen was really surprised and looked at the little fairy in disbelief.
This is heaven, but there are actually banks in the lower world that dare to come to collect debts?
How can a bank in the lower world have so much power?
Qin Tian was shocked and confused.
Immediately, Qin Tian used his spiritual consciousness to explore the whole body of the little fairy, and indeed found a strange black mark on her right shoulder, with a big character written in the middle, Wu...