No... What I mean is that I am awesome. I have enough say in both ancient and modern times. Even if I am exposed, I don’t have to worry about taking the initiative. I can take you for a stroll.
I just randomly found a few adjectives, did you really count them?
If I say that there is a universe in my sleeve, a law of heaven and earth, three heads and six arms, and an incarnation outside my body, how many thousands of years of Taoism are needed?
In addition, I can understand the river god in the river. He is probably a kind of land god canonized by the Jing Dynasty. It is estimated that the power of the incense god who manages a large river should not be weak.
But what are the Dragon King of the sea and the star official in the sky?
I don’t study well, don’t lie to me...
Lu Zheng blinked and smacked his lips, why does this world feel more and more scary?
So he tried to get some words out of Liu Qingyan’s mouth and sighed, “I don’t know how powerful the Dragon King of the Sea is.”
“The Dragon Clan rules the four seas. People, demons, ghosts, and monsters all obeyed and competed with the imperial court. Of course it was powerful." Liu Qingyan said matter-of-factly, "But the dragon clan has always been on good terms with the Central Plains, and many dragon clans came to Da Jing Dynasty to become water gods."< br />
Lu Zheng nodded and asked casually, "The star officials in the sky were also conferred by the imperial court?"
Liu Qingyan stuck out her tongue, "I'm not sure about this either. I just heard other monsters talk about it when I was in Wanfu County. I think it should be very powerful."
Lu Zheng thought about the twenty-eight constellations in "Journey to the West" and nodded, "It should be quite powerful. "
So Lu Zheng decided to keep a lower profile. Modern technological products must not be brought here!
…
The two wandered along, and soon it was noon, and then they passed by a small stall selling chicken noodle soup.
"Gudu." Liu Qingyan swallowed.
Lu Zheng glanced at the rotten chicken cooked in the pot, "You guys really... love chicken!"
Liu Qingyan smeared it on her cheeks There was a faint blush on his face, a little embarrassed, "I have eaten it since I was a child. I have always liked it. The meat is tender and tender, and it tastes good."
Lu Zheng took Liu Qingyan and turned to I walked into the stall and said, "Boss, two bowls of chicken noodle soup. I'll pay you for the extra bowl and add more chicken to our noodles." Don’t you want it?” The stall owner enthusiastically stretched out his hand to invite the two of them to sit down.
“Yes!”
…
The two of them ate chicken noodle soup and slurped it up.Sliding, then gulping, even the meat and soup were eaten cleanly.
“It’s delicious.” Liu Qingyan licked her lips.
Lu Zheng touched his chin, "This is delicious. It seems to be very easy to live on."
Liu Qingyan's face turned red, people just like it What does eating chicken have to do with making a living?
Lu Zheng smiled, "Do you still remember the fried chicken I brought last time?"
Liu Qingyan's eyes lit up, "Remember! Lu Lang is going to do it again Cook this kind of chicken once? After we came back that day, Qingyan tried it, but the taste was still different."
Lu Zheng waved his hand, "There are better ones. ”
Compared to traditional food, KFC is nothing!
Roasted chicken, steamed chicken, roasted chicken, smoked chicken, braised chicken, three-cup chicken, spicy chicken, saliva chicken, kung pao chicken, cola chicken wings, barbecued pork steak, sesame chicken, White chopped chicken, crispy chicken, beggar's chicken, steam pot chicken, chestnut roasted chicken, chicken stewed with mushrooms...
This is what Lu Zheng knows. He is not a gourmet, so he doesn't know anything about it. There will be more.
Tell me, with so many famous chickens in hand, and with Lu Zheng’s methods, where else can Liu Qingyan go?
Going home with my brother to eat **!
…
Lu Zheng was originally planning to go to Yizhou Prefecture the next day, but it happened to be the modern weekend.
Last time, because a fraudster was caught in the middle, Lu Zheng and Lin Wan played a project at Disney. Afterwards, Disney's management specially gave Lin Wan two more tickets. , to compensate.
However, Lin Wan has been busy since then and has no time to go out for fun. This time it was not busy on the weekend, so she called Lu Zheng and made an appointment to go there again.
“It just so happens that this time we don’t have to queue for the speed light wheel, let’s fly over the horizon first.”
“What you said makes sense!”
So, Lu Zheng traveled back to Da Jing Dynasty, looked at the dead dog on the ground, threw the dead dog's body into the backyard woodshed, and after telling Uncle Li not to move, he casually took a cold spell on the dog corpse, and used To prevent corrosion.
Not to mention, the Cold Talisman is really easy to use, just like a small refrigerator, one can last a whole day.
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Disneyland.
“There are still so many people!” Lin Wan sighed.
"What should we eat for lunch?" Lu Zheng asked.
At this time they had already come out from flying over the horizon and lined up twoThere were not many amusement rides for me, and I also watched an indoor performance.
The time came to half past twelve, and it was time to have lunch.
"Let me have a look." Lin Wan looked at the map for a long time and began to have difficulty choosing, "Should we go to the Pirate BBQ Bay or the Tribal Fengshui Hall? The Country Kitchen seems to have good reviews. Not bad?"
Lu Zheng, "..."
Fortunately, it was Lin Wan who made the decision, instead of letting her boyfriend make the decision while saying whatever he wanted. What a hypocritical woman who disagrees.
谷/span "Let's go! Go to Pirate BBQ Bay for barbecue!"
……
Finally, we queued up and bought a meal. We found a shared table and had a noisy meal. It didn't have the atmosphere of a pirate barbecue bay at all.
I can only say that the unique national conditions are here, so just bear with it.
……
In the afternoon, Lu Zheng and the two had no interest in queuing up to experience the amusement facilities. Instead, they stayed in various theaters, outdoor landscapes, indoor tours and other places. They left a series of footprints.
Along the way, the two took photos from time to time. Lin Wan wore various Disney decorations and her graceful figure allowed Lu Zheng to take photos, which attracted many envious looks.
“Buy, buy, buy! This is Belle’s dress, this is Cinderella’s dress, this is Elsa’s dress, and there’s also a female pirate’s costume, and oh, there’s also the Black Widow’s. Combat uniform?" Lu Zheng's eyes lit up and he started scanning the goods.
The other girls looked at Lu Zheng and Lin Wan with envy, but Lin Wan was the only one who looked at Lu Zheng with a look full of weirdness and embarrassment.
After scanning the goods for a long time, there were too many things to take. Disney also provided a mailing service. Lu Zheng expressed that he was very satisfied, left his phone number and address, and sent everything directly to... Lin Wan's home.
“I didn’t expect there was an unexpected gain!” Lu Zheng was very happy.
Then, after Lin Wan pinched his ribs twice and Lu Zheng promised her to fully guide her in the follow-up content of "Eighteen Styles of Dancing Mountain", Lu Zhengzhi hugged her with satisfaction. Continue shopping.
……
Compared to the past when you only came to the amusement park to play and take photos, now there are more facilities in the amusement park and there are more things for tourists to do. Of the ten people I met along the way, one was recording videos or doing live broadcasts with a selfie stick. This was a single-person gang. There were also a few with scattered helpers or teams of several people, which looked professional.
Fortunately, today is not a holiday. Although there are many visitors to the park, it is not overcrowded.
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan walked togetherAfter passing several coquettish beauties and internet celebrities, and crushing them until nothing was left in the background, I finally met an interesting one.
"Dear viewers, the 22nd guest guest has just admitted that I am a magician with magical power. Now we continue to find the 23rd guest to see if they can crack my magical magic. !”
“Dear viewers who have just entered the live broadcast room, this is the Flying Magic live broadcast room, today we are doing a special episode of Disneyland, looking for tourists who can crack my magical magic!”
"As long as a tourist can crack my magical magic, he can get a two-person package of hotel and tickets for two days and one night at Disneyland. In addition, I will draw a hundred lucky viewers from the live broadcast room audience and give away Disneyland gifts. A blind box!”
“Everyone in the audience, use your rewards to summon tourists who can crack my magic!”
…
"Oh, I saw a super beauty and her ordinary boyfriend. Let's just let this super beauty...'s boyfriend be our twenty-third guest today! ”
【Let’s be honest, you are just afraid of being beaten】
【I want to see the young lady~】
【GKD! GKD! 】
The anchor glanced at Lu Zheng and waved to the photographer to keep the camera on his side, "Let's first ask people if they are willing to be in the camera. If they agree, they will This is our twenty-third guest."
Then Lu Zheng and Lin Wan were blocked by a handsome-looking young man.
"Hello, I am Fei Xiang, a magician with magical magic..."
Fei Xiang said again what he just said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "It's just a game, so are you two willing to be in the camera?"
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan looked at each other, and Lin Wan smiled and said, "Not bad, they are quite professional, and they even know how to solicit our opinions. If you don’t come up with your opinions, just use the camera to criticize them.”
Feixiang smiled and said, “What I do is long-term content output, not short-term traffic to win fans.”
In the live broadcast, all kinds of complaints were piled on his face.
【vomited...】
【I believe him, ten of the twenty-two guests in front are beautiful girls】
【Well, in Disneyland, it is acceptable for the girls to be of high quality. Otherwise, how can we call it a park special? 】
【Listening to this young lady’s voice, I feel so oppressive and aggressive. I look forward to agreeing! 】
However, the voice coming from outside the camera disappointed them.
“I’ll be in the frame, forget about my girlfriend.” Lu Zheng smiled, “After all, the guest you’re looking for is me, right?”
【Ah ah Ah, I hate this kind of steely straight man the most! 】
【I want to see a super beautiful young lady! 】
The next moment, Lu Zheng came into the camera, and Lu Zheng smiled and said to Lin Wan outside the camera, "I'm lucky, I can't finish shopping here in one day, and someone happens to be treating me, then let's go there next time Go on, then go and try the Tribe Fengcheng Hall and Country Kitchen.”
【Ouch, I’m so confident, my boyfriend’s power is MAX, I love it】
[Principal Gu is an ordinary guy, this ordinary boyfriend really has a Guy style]
【This smile is so warm, sister, what should I do if I am already warm and wet? 】
【Hmph, bragging and showing off, just waiting to be slapped in the face! 】
【Pretentious, fake, you will definitely hide your face and run away later! 】
……
The photographer’s technique is very good. In the lens, Fei Xiang and Lu Zheng are completely in the frame.
"Okay, please watch, I'm going to use magic," Feixiang raised his hands to Lu Zheng, "Look carefully, if you can't see through it, then you have to admit that I am a person with magic power. Of course, if you can see through the magician, the two-person Disney Castle Park ticket package worth two thousand yuan is yours!"