"Hehehehehehehehehehehe!"

As he continued to climb Mount Emei, Long Feicheng would laugh out loud from time to time.

Actually, I don’t blame him. The main reason is that the brown monkey looked so funny after its head was shaved.

Long Feicheng couldn't help but laugh whenever he thought of the bald brown monkey and its miserable life in the future.

The same is true for Zhuge Ji, but he is more introverted and will not laugh out loud like Long Feicheng, but he feels secretly happy.

Let you snatch my goddess’s snacks!

Let you sprinkle pickled pepper juice into my eyes!

Let you hit people with poop!

Yan Shouyi said helplessly: "As for you two, you can't get along with a monkey."

Long Feicheng retorted: "Brother Yan, the monkeys in Mount Emei are really rare. You have a bad reputation, but we are doing justice for God and eliminating harm for the people!"

"Come on, the most fortunate thing for you is that you evolved quickly, otherwise the person who got shaved today would be You're gone." Yan Shou said with a smile.

Long Feicheng was speechless for a moment.

Ye Tianyuan followed, his thoughts flying, and he suddenly remembered a joke he saw on the Internet.

It is said that a tourist was robbed of a bag of melon seeds by a monkey on Mount Emei when he was visiting Mount Emei. The tourist was so angry that he went to find the administrator. After hearing this, the administrator came to him without saying a word. A monkey had a painful beating. The tourist stopped the administrator and told him that he hit the wrong melon seeds and it was not the monkey who snatched the melon seeds.

As a result, the administrator said that their scenic spot implements a responsibility system. If any monkey makes a mistake, the administrator will only beat the monkey king. It is strange that the monkey king failed to control his monkeys well.

As expected, after the monkey king was beaten, he angrily got into the forest, and soon dragged the monkey who was snatching melon seeds over and beat the monkey in front of the tourists.

In the end, the monkey who snatched the melon seeds not only returned the melon seeds, but also saluted the tourists before leaving.

The joke was too outrageous, so Ye Tianyuan felt that it was definitely not true.

Tian Jue’er’s head was empty and she didn’t think about anything. She concentrated on climbing the mountain while eating potato chips to replenish energy.

"Everyone, stop first."

At this time, Yan Shouyi suddenly stopped and called to everyone.

Long Feicheng said in surprise: "What's wrong? You need to pee? Come on, let's go together and I'll have a cigarette."

"Shut up!" Yan Shouyi said angrily, "There is movement around, please listen carefully."

The five people immediately became quiet and listened with their ears pricked up.

Soon, they heard noises one after another.

The rustling sound seemed to be the sound of wind blowing leaves, but the sound of wind blowing leaves would be very rhythmic, but now the rustling sound they heard was very messy and came from all directions.

It seemed...as if there were many things approaching them!

Suddenly, a black shadow fell from the sky and landed in front of the five people!

Taking a closer look, it is a relatively large green monkey!

As soon as the monkey landed on the ground, it bared its teeth at the five people and made a sharp scream!

Now both Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji are extremely disgusted with the monkeys in Mount Emei. They just got rid of the brown-haired monkey, and now another one appeared, and he showed his teeth and grinned when he came up, looking very troublesome.

So Long Feicheng was so angry that he picked up the stones on the ground and shouted to the monkey in front of him: "Go! Get out of the way, the good monkeys don't block the way!"

Who knows Not only was the monkey not afraid, but he picked up a bigger stone and threw it towards Long Feicheng without hesitation!

"My darling...?"

Long Feicheng quickly dodged and was extremely surprised. He didn't know why this monkey had such a bad temper and was about to take action when he came up.

Before Long Feicheng could start complaining, more monkeys suddenly appeared around him!

Ten, twenty... fifty... a hundred...

Hundreds of monkeys are densely packed, overwhelming, on the ground and in the trees. , unexpectedly surrounded all five people!

They were holding sticks or stones in their hands, waving them constantly, as if threatening them.

Tian Jue'er felt a little scared at this moment and couldn't help shrinking behind Yan Shouyi: "Hui, President..."

Long Feicheng He quickly hid behind Yan Shouyi and squeezed together with Tian Jueer: "Yan, Brother Yan..."

"You damn..."

Yan Shou was so angry that he kicked Long Feicheng out.

Tian Jue’er, this delicate little sister, let it go like this. Why are you just fooling around with me? !

Zhuge Ji is a sky-watching master with little fighting ability. Although Ye Tianyuan is the successor of shadow puppetry, he is a lame.

On the surface, apart from Yan Shouyi, the strongest person should be Long Feicheng. However, this grandson is very eloquent when educating people. If he is really in trouble, he will act like a coward. .

Long Feicheng was kicked out by Yan Shouyi, heheHe smiled and rubbed his butt, his face thicker than the city wall.

"It's strange, these monkeys just surrounded us but didn't do anything," Zhuge Ji said, "They seem to be waiting for someone."

Hearing this, Long Feicheng said, He pulled out his Weiwei sword and shouted to the monkeys: "Who are you, you evildoer, who dares to block our way! Who is your leader? Let him come out and speak!"

The monkeys chirped. For a while, it became quiet after a while.

On a tree, the monkeys made a slight commotion and then made way.

A bald brown monkey angrily jumped onto the branch, followed by a slightly smaller but equally bald monkey.

"Hey, isn't that who?"

Long Feicheng couldn't help laughing when he saw the brown monkey.

Unexpectedly, the brown-haired monkey woke up so quickly, and even came to show it in person. This directly filled up the regret in Long Feicheng’s heart that he could not see the brown-haired monkey wake up. .

Enemies were extremely jealous when they met. The brown-haired monkey suddenly became anxious when he saw Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji.

It pointed at its head and shouted.

Zhuge Ji asked Long Feicheng: "Brother Xiao Long, do you understand what it is saying?"

"I don't understand, but it must be scolding us. Two, and the scolding was unpleasant." Long Feicheng replied, and then laughed even louder.

“Ji!”

The brown-haired monkey was furious and suddenly gave orders loudly.

Long Feicheng was not panicked at all: "With Brother Yan here, what is there to be afraid of a group of monkeys."

Yan Shouyi was also very calm, let alone It's a group of monkeys, even if it's a group of monkeys, he won't have a problem dealing with them now.

Who would have thought that after hearing the brown-haired monkey’s command, the monkeys all jumped up.

"Fuck!"

Yan Shouyi, who was as steady as Yan Shouyi, couldn't hold himself any longer, so he directly picked up Tian Jue'er and ran up the mountain.

It took two seconds for Long Feicheng, Zhuge Ji and Ye Tianyuan to react. The expressions of the three of them changed drastically, and their mentality changed from being stable before to being panicked. .

"Run!!!"

Long Feicheng shouted hysterically, and then ran away, with Zhuge Ji following closely behind.

Ye Tianyuan was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he stretched out his hands towards the backs of several people: "I, I can't run fast! Can any of you give me a hand!"

As a result, the four people in front did notWhen one person looks back, everyone uses their strength to explain what it means to "fly after having a shower of stool".

Ye Tianyuan shouted in despair: "Didn't I promise not to abandon or give up???"