After Long Feicheng kicked the brown-haired monkey away, he pretended to be mature and educated Zhuge Ji: "How can you fight with a monkey for a long time? It is an embarrassment to your sister!"
In fact, Long Feicheng He was not much older than Zhuge Ji, but as the old man in the team, Long Feicheng felt that he had to shoulder the responsibility of educating the newcomers.
Zhuge Ji had tears in his eyes: "I don't want to either, it's this monkey that is stalking me."
"Why are you crying even after I said a few words to you? "
"No, it's not crying, it's the monkey that used the pickled pepper juice to dodge my eyes...it's spicy!"
" Zhuge Ji wiped away his tears and reminded: "Brother Xiaolong, be careful, this monkey is not easy to mess with."
"How powerful a monkey can be..." Long Feicheng didn't take it to heart at all.
He turned to look at the brown-haired monkey, stretched out a finger, and challenged the brown-haired monkey:
“Come here!”
< br />The brown haired monkey was so angry that he stood on the branch and shook the branch up and down to vent his anger.
Then, the brown-haired monkey reached behind its buttocks, as if to pull out something.
Zhuge Ji seemed to have thought of something and shouted: "Brother Xiao Long, run!"
Long Feicheng didn't care: "Why run? What can a dead monkey do to me... Damn it!"
Before he finished speaking, Long Feicheng saw the brown-haired monkey actually taking out a piece of poop from behind!
At this moment, Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji broke through their defenses, holding their heads and running away like headless flies.
"Give it, give it, give it!"
The brown-haired monkey held the poop as if it were a peerless magic weapon, and watched Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji being frightened. Looks like, smiles so happily.
As a domineering monkey on Mount Emei, the brown-haired monkey likes to snatch food from tourists. If it encounters someone it can't defeat, it will directly use biochemical attacks.
Judging from the experience of the brown-haired monkeys, this group of "bipedal monsters" all fall into this trap.
Yan Shouyi looked at Long Feicheng and Zhuge Ji who were running and screaming, and shook his head helplessly.
He was quite satisfied with his team before, but now it seems that there is something wrong in any link?
In order not to let this brown-haired monkey slow down everyone’s progress up the mountain, Yan Shouyi had no choice but to take action.
He picked up a pebble from the ground and flicked it out.
The pebbles split the air in an instant, breathingIt roared and flew towards the brown-haired monkey, hitting the brown-haired monkey on the back of the neck with incomparable accuracy.
One second, the brown-haired monkey was still laughing "Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee," and the next second it kicked off its legs and fainted. The monkey fell off the branch with its poop.
"Okay, it's done," Yan Shouyi said helplessly, "You two, stop running around. We are already far behind Qingcheng Mountain and the others, and we must speed up."
The two of them were freed from the fear of being dominated by biochemical attacks, and looked at the fainted brown monkey in fear.
Zhuge Ji regretted: "I praised it as the elf of Mount Emei just now. It seems that I am still too young."
Long Feicheng thought that he had just been killed When a monkey is threatened, it becomes angry.
He looked at the fainted brown monkey and said: "Brother Yan! Give me a minute, and I will take revenge!"
Yan Shouyi didn't Guan Long Feicheng: "Hurry up."
Long Feicheng smiled evilly and approached the brown-haired monkey, took out the scissors, transformed into Teacher Tony, and cut off all the hair on the top of the brown-haired monkey's head. .
The brown-haired monkey was originally a "beautiful monkey" with thick hair, but under Long Feicheng's manipulation, it turned into a middle-aged, bald, greasy Mediterranean.
Seeing the fate of the brown-haired monkey, Long Feicheng nodded with satisfaction, and Zhuge Ji also felt extremely angry.
He could almost foresee the scene of the brown-haired monkey being ostracized and bullied by the monkeys after returning to the monkey group.
"See you next time!"
Long Feicheng threw away the monkey hair in his hands and followed the team with satisfaction.
From then on, there was a sad monkey in Mount Emei.
Ten minutes later, the brown monkey woke up.
It looked around blankly, and then suddenly thought of Zhuge Ji and Long Feicheng.
Where are the people?
Hey, why is there so much hair on the ground...
Damn it, this is my hair!
The brown-haired monkey quickly threw the poop in his hand onto the dead leaves aside, and then checked his body.
Damn it!
Where’s my fucking hair!
When the brown-haired monkey discovered the truth, he lost all his strength in an instant, leaned weakly on the tree trunk, and slowly slid down.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [Mossinging,") Brown Haired Monkeys Angry!
The mountains and forests were silent for a few seconds,Then the mountain birds were frightened and flew away, and monkeys screamed from all directions, so densely packed that I don’t know how many there were!
After a while, monkeys began to come from all directions blocking the swing.
They gathered in front of the brown monkeys, scratching their heads and ears dishonestly.
Suddenly, a monkey discovered that the brown-haired monkey had become bald, and couldn't help laughing.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorowwttwww,woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... hair.
So, Mount Emei has two bald monkeys!
The beaten monkey looked aggrieved, squatting aside and crying softly.
When the other monkeys saw such a tragic situation, they no longer dared to laugh at the brown-haired monkey.
I saw the brown-haired monkey standing on two legs, with his hands behind his back, looking like a leader, and chirping a lot to the monkeys.
Translated according to the language of monkeys, what they hear is: My, bullied work! Yours, help me work for revenge!
The monkeys heard it half-understood, but they probably understood the meaning, revenge!
The monkeys in Mount Emei are famous for holding grudges. A tourist slapped a little monkey in the face before, and the little monkey stayed at the place where he was slapped for three years until he saw the tourist again. At that time, he went up and took off the tourist's pants without hesitation!
What’s even more frightening is that the monkeys in Mount Emei are very united and know collective revenge.
But this time it was different. The brown-haired monkey actually knew how to take revenge.
It put its hands on its head, making a gesture like pulling out seedlings.
The monkeys can’t understand.
So the brown-haired monkey pulled the bald monkey that had just been beaten over and pointed at the bald monkey’s head.
The bald monkey covered his face and cried.
The other monkeys understood instantly!
Not only must you take revenge, but you must also pull out all the hair on the opponent’s head!
The brown-haired monkey’s message was conveyed, and the monkeys began to become restless, shouting and screaming.
When the brown-haired monkey gives the order, all the monkeys sneak into the forest and start looking for the target of revenge!
The goal is very clear!
A four-eyed boy!
A wretched man as thin as a monkey!
There are also two males and one female!
When the other monkeys left, the brown-haired monkey climbed to the top of the tallest tree nearby alone.
It looked into the distance and slowly clenched its fists:
“Chirrup, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!”
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("This time, I must take back everything that belongs to me!")