"These...are all your friends, Brother Qiu?"

The corners of the prison guards' eyes twitched, and they always felt that this group of people was not easy to deal with.

Especially the monk wearing cassock.

Other monks wear cassocks in a serious manner, for fear that others will not know that he is an enlightened monk.

This one is better, half dressed and half exposed, exposing the thick hair on her chest. Her muscles are like copper poured into iron, and her pectoralis major muscles tremble when she speaks.

This shows that he is a warrior monk. If Tang Sanzang, who was studying in the West for Buddhist scriptures, had painted like this, Sun Wukong would have been punched in the shit by him.

That Taoist priest was also strange. The Taoist robe he wore was in tatters. He looked slovenly, a bit like Jigong. He also had an old-fashioned khaki dog beside him. The most important thing is that this The Taoist priest and the monk seemed to be good friends. They squatted on the side of the road together, smoking, and whistling at the passing girls.

What a gangster! ! !

There is also the blind man carrying the guqin. His guqin strings were broken and there were not many strings left. Even if he was performing on the street, he probably wouldn't be able to play anything.

However, compared with the Taoist monks, this blind man seemed much normal. At least this guy just stood quietly and did not squat on the roadside smoking.

Suddenly, the blind man kicked the monk.

Before the monk could react, the blind man sat on his back.

“Fuck!” The monk breathed out sweet scent.

It was as if he was carrying a mountain on his back, and was pinned down by the blind man.

The muscles all over his body bulged, and he struggled to maintain his squatting position. There were faint cracks on the stone road under his feet!

The Taoist priest laughed loudly at the side: "Miaoji Bald Donkey, how does Blind Zou's butt taste?"

But he saw Blind Zou put the guqin on his lap, Then he pulled a few hairs from his head and tied them to the piano to become strings.

The old hand stroked the strings, producing a melody that seemed to come from thousands of years ago.

The rest of the people were in a mess, but when they heard the sound of the piano, they suddenly became quiet.

Everyone is looking at Yan Qiu.

"If we don't meet each other in life, everything is like participating in business. Today and tomorrow, we will share the light of this lamp."

Zou Xiazi opened his mouth and sang along with the sound of the piano. .

"How long can a young man last? His hair and temples are already gray. Visiting the old is half a ghost, and exclaiming is hot in the intestines."

The voice is gentle and sad, lamenting that time passes easily and old friends are hard to meet again after separation.

The rest of the people couldn't help but sing together, following the sound of Zou Xiazi's piano and the melodious melody.

"I didn't know that after twenty years, I came to the gentleman's hall again. In the past, I was not married, and my children suddenly came together.

" I was happy to respect my father and asked me where I came from. The question and answer is not over yet. , drive children to collect wine pulp.

It rains at night and cuts spring leeks, and the new cooking room has yellow beams. The Lord said that it is difficult to meet, and it takes ten cups in one go.

Even if you drink ten cups, you will not get drunk. The feelings are long on purpose. Tomorrow, across the mountains, the world will be confused."

When singing to the depth of love, two lines of tears actually flowed out from under Zou's sunglasses.

The Taoist priest couldn't help but lower his head and rubbed his red eyes.

Only the monk was struggling to support Zou Xiazi’s buttocks.

After singing the song, Yan Qiu thought that the atmosphere had been set, and was about to step forward to say hello to all the good brothers and sisters.

But he didn’t expect that Blind Zou wasn’t done yet. The tune changed and he started singing again:

“Jianghan was once a guest, and I returned drunk every time we met. After the floating clouds parted, Ten years of running water.

The laughter and love are as old as before, and the hair on the temples is stained. Why don’t you go back? There are autumn mountains on the Huaihe River."

Should this be the end of the story?

Yan Chou bid farewell to the prison guards, walked toward the crowd, and came to Blind Man Zou.

As soon as he smiled and opened his arms, Blind Man Zou suddenly started singing again:

"Old friends have been separated by rivers and seas, separated by mountains and rivers several times. At first sight, we doubted each other and met each other in dreams. Sadness for each year.

The solitary lamp shines in the cold rain, and the wet bamboos are dark with smoke. There is even more hatred for the Ming Dynasty, and we cherish the passing of the cup together."

Yan Chou's smile stiffened. Face: "That..."

Blind Zou: "Put the wine to the east wind..."

"That's enough!"

Yan Qiuda He said: "Blind Zou, I'm out!"

Blind Zou was stunned, adjusted his sunglasses, and asked the Taoist priest next to him a little embarrassedly: "I can't fucking see, you dog Taoist priest Don’t even remind me.”

The Dog Taoist was laughing so hard that his mouth was crooked.

I dare to love this blind man Zou because he can’t see and doesn’t know that Yan Qiu has come out, so he keeps singing.

The Miaoji warrior monk under his butt said angrily: "Damn it, Yan Qiu has come out, why don't you move your butt away?"

It's not a big deal, Zou Blind not slowlystand up.

Monk Miaoji was so angry that as soon as he got up, he rounded up his fist and wanted to beat Blind Man Zou.

As a result, Blind Man Zou hid directly behind the dog Taoist priest, and at the same time shouted: "Yao Shou! The monks from the Shaolin Temple beat the disabled in the street!!"

Everyone was stunned. stunned.

Is this still the legendary Zou Gui, the ghost who kills without blinking an eye?

Isn’t it a bit shameless and shameless?

Monk Miaoji managed to hold back his anger and did not beat Blind Man Zou in the street, but he said harsh words:

“Wear two more pairs of pants when you sleep at night, otherwise When you wake up tomorrow morning, you will find that your anus is full of chrysanthemums."

Yan Qiu looked at these three living treasures helplessly.

After more than ten years of absence, these guys are still as good as before, but even better.

A middle-aged lady wearing gorgeous clothes, a British noble hat, and white gloves actually made a standard fist-holding gesture towards Yan Qiu with a strong voice. He said:

"Congratulations to Brother Yan for being released from prison!"

"Congratulations to Brother Yan for being released from prison!" The others also shouted happily.

Yan Chou glanced at everyone with a faint smile on his face:

"Brothers and sisters, I have kept you waiting for these ten years. I am also happy to meet you again today. I can't help myself, but there is still one thing to deal with right now."

The Dog Taoist curiously said: "What can be more important than taking a bath? I made an appointment three months ago. At the venue, we brothers will take a dragon and tiger bath first, and find a girl to massage..."

Monk Miaoji put his hands together and said seriously: "Amitabha, what the dog Taoist said makes sense."

Blind man Zou asked: "Are there any discounts for people with disabilities?"

The middle-aged lady rolled her eyes at the three of them.

Yan Chou smiled: "Today is my son's happy day."

"Nani???" The dog Taoist priest was shocked.

Everyone was surprised: "Brother Yan, you don't regard us as brothers. You didn't notify us in advance of such a big event as your nephew's wedding!"

"Yeah, at least we should prepare some red envelopes and gifts, otherwise it would be very embarrassing for us as elders?" After harassing him, the separation lasted for more than ten years. I’m afraid he doesn’t even remember us uncles and aunts, right?”

Everyone was surprised and a little bit confused.The emotion is just like the phrase that Zou Xiazi sang just now, "I left you before you were married, but your children suddenly came together."

Yan Qiu waved his hand to signal everyone to calm down, and then slowly said:

"I am ashamed to say that this matter is still a bit complicated. My incompetent son, Someone kidnapped my wife, and the wedding is going to be held today, but my son will definitely go to snatch her, and then snatch her back and get married directly on the spot, so I said today is the wedding day of that brat. "

The Dog Taoist couldn't help shouting: "How can it be so unreasonable that there are blind things that dare to snatch our nephew's wife? I really had an operation on my butt today - my eyes were opened!"

Monk Miaoji sneered: "These people are really beating tigers with their bare butts - shameless even if they don't give up their lives!"

Blind man Zou said with a smile: "Then let's Can you still bear it? Let’s go, let’s go together to help Shouyi steal the bride, wipe your butts with gauze on the territory of those bastards - show them your hand!”

The beautiful lady on the side said helplessly Said: "Where did you guys learn such vulgar remarks?"

The three of them laughed heartily. Their words were rude or not. Their nephew was bullied. They Of course the elders have to help out.

Others mean the same thing.

After so many years, the friendship between brothers remains unchanged. Yan Qiu sees it in his eyes and feels warm in his heart.

He said: "Then let's set off to Feifeng Mountain now. When the matter is settled, I will have a drink with everyone!"

"Okay!"

Everyone was excited for a while, as if they were about to summon flying swords and fly to Feifeng Mountain in the next second.

Then the dog Taoist priest took out a steel drill and said, "How many buses should I take to Feifeng Mountain?"

Everyone: "..."

The beautiful lady sighed and said: "I called my motorcade to come and pick you up."

The dog Taoist put the steel drill back into his pocket angrily. .