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Chapter 65 Poop Bracelet

Liu Yiren returned to her small courtyard carrying the medical kit and saw Yan Shouyi sitting boredly on the swing and yawning.

Miraculously, the kittens she raised were all sitting around Yan Shouyi, and they rubbed their heads on Yan Shouyi's thigh very affectionately.

Even the coldest Maine Coon cat wanted to get into Yan Shouyi’s arms.

Liu Yiren almost treats this Maine Coon cat as his master on weekdays, but he has never seen it treat him like this!

When Liu Yiren thought of this, she became a little angry and shouted to her cat: "Meow, come here!"

Several cats were indifferent.

“Come here, I’ll feed you some dried fish!” Liu Yiren didn’t believe in evil.

Several cats glanced at Liu Yiren reluctantly, but that look was clearly disdain!

Liu Yiren is crazy, what is going on? They say cats are difficult to raise, but after all, I have been their poop scooper for several years, so I don’t think I have no feelings at all, right?

"Where is your doctor? How about I take care of the wound myself? My blood will bleed out if it's too late..." Yan Shouyi said.

Liu Yiren walked towards Yan Shouyi with thumping steps, waved away the few bitchy cats surrounding Yan Shouyi, and said: "The doctor is not here for the time being, I brought the medical Box, I have also learned emergency treatment before, let me help you bandage it."

"How about I do it myself, don't force yourself..."

" ...Shut up! I must be allowed to come!!!" Liu Yiren yelled.

She just couldn’t stand Yan Shouyi’s reaction of distrusting her. It was the same before when he was riding a bicycle, and now it was the same when bandaging wounds. Liu Yiren, who never admits defeat, did not allow herself to be regarded as a mistrustful person in Yan Shouyi’s eyes. That useless vase.

Yan Shouyi didn't know where he had angered Liu Yiren. He was a little scared now, fearing that Liu Yiren would suddenly stab himself to vent his anger.

After all, a woman’s heart is something that even Xiaoliu Ren’s magic is not clear about.

But he still stretched out his hand honestly.

Liu Yiren used a cotton swab dipped in iodine and carefully treated Yan Shouyi's wound, picking off the dirt on the wound. At the same time, she puffed up her cheeks and helped Yan Shouyi blow air gently. Then sprinkle medicated powder on the medical cotton, and then wrap it with bandages and medical tape. It looks decent.

Yan Shouyi said in surprise: "I can't tell you are so skillful with your hands."

"I would be happier if you didn't act so surprised." Liu Yiren rolled her eyes at Yan Shouyi, and then said: "It's just the last step., the bandaging is complete! "

"Isn't this already wrapped? "Yan Shouyi was confused.

Liu Yiren took out a watercolor pen and drew a smelly poop on the bandage on Yan Shouyi's arm.
< br /> “Perfect! Liu Yiren burst into laughter as his plot succeeded.

Yan Shouyi: "..."

Seeing Yan Shouyi's frustrated and helpless expression, Liu Yiren The joy of victory showed on her face. She felt that she and Yan Shouyi were like two chess players playing against each other, but the way they played was not by playing chess, but by mocking each other. The poop she drew was simply a stroke of genius, directly giving Yan Shou doesn’t know how to do it anymore!

It’s so comfortable! Hahahaha!

“You are so childish! " Yan Shouyi complained.

Liu Yiren made a sound, stretched, and then smiled and stretched out his hand: "My name is Liu Yiren, what is your name? "

Yan Shouyi shook hands with Liu Yiren: "Yan Shouyi. "

Then the two sat on the swing and swayed gently. Liu Yiren said: "Brother Sun today, whose full name is Sun Zhipeng, is also a resident of our Zuihua Village. He has been in Zuihua since he was a child. Growing up in flowers, I am different. I used to live in Sichuan and Chongqing, and I like to go on adventures by bike. Recently I came to Rongcheng and couldn't find friends for a while, so I rode with them. In fact, they and I also Unfamiliar...I wasn't familiar with it before, and it will be even more unfamiliar in the future. "

The incident of Sun Zhipeng hitting Yan Shouyi on his bicycle made Liu Yiren have no good impression of him, and even felt a little disgusted with him.

Although the incident started because of Yan Shouyi, But Yan Shouyi sacrificed his life to save himself at the critical moment, so Liu Yiren had a better impression of Yan Shouyi.

Of course, if Yan Shouyi was not so vicious, Liu Yiren would like him more.

Yan Shouyi: "I'm in a hurry to eat..."

Liu Yiren: "..."

I'm brewing the atmosphere here Are you ready to share stories, but you only care about eating?

The atmosphere was ruined, Liu Yiren lost all interest, and said angrily to Yan Shouyi: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, look at your appearance You don’t even have a few kilograms of meat on you, so why are you so greedy? "

Yan Shouyi couldn't laugh or cry: "What I care about is not the meal, but the promises made to others. ”

“Then you are great! "Liu Yiren rolled her eyes at Yan Shouyi again. She couldn't count how many times she rolled her eyes today.

But keeping a promise is a man's responsibility, so Liu Yiren didn't What did he really blame Yan Shouyi for, but said:

"Then you go, but if you have time in the future, can you come to me often to play in Zuihua. I don't have any friends here alone. It's really boring!"

Yan Shou looked embarrassed.

"You dare to refuse me a try?" Liu Yiren suddenly became furious, and the kittens she raised were so frightened that they crawled under the table.

Yan Shouyi said: "I didn't mean that. It's okay to play with you, but the traffic in Guling is not convenient, and Zuihuali probably won't let an outsider like me in casually. ?"

"Hmph, if you really come to play with me, I can get you a pass."

"Does it cost money to get a pass? I No money!"

"..."

Well, after all, this guy still doesn't want to come and play with me!

Liu Yiren was really angry this time. He pushed Yan Shouyi out of the yard, closed the door and shouted angrily: "Then let's go, I don't care about playing with a bumpkin!"< br />
"Hey...you..."

Yan Shouyi, who was locked out, wanted to say something, but couldn't organize the words well.

He felt that no matter what he said, Liu Yiren would be angry. In order to prevent her from getting even more angry, he had better keep his mouth shut.

But at least Liu Yiren bandaged her wounds and was considered a good girl. Yan Shouyi decided to give her a small gift.

So he shouted outside the door: "Liu Yiren, go on!"

When Liu Yiren looked up, she saw a string of bracelets flying over the courtyard wall, and she quickly reached out to take it. Asked: "What is this?"

"The bracelet is a certified one. Wearing it can make people calm down and prevent them from losing their temper!" Yan Shouyi shouted.

"Are you saying I have a bad temper? Take it away, I don't need this thing!!"

Liu Yiren waited behind the door for a while. Unexpectedly, she didn't wait for Yan Shouyi's response. She opened the door and saw that Yan Shouyi had long disappeared outside the door.

Looking at the empty alley outside the door, Liu Yiren felt a little disappointed. She pouted and closed the door, looking at the bracelet in her hand.

The bracelet is made of ninety-nine small red wooden beads strung with red rope. Liu Yiren’s arms are thin, so it’s no problem to wrap them around three or four times. What Liu Yiren likes most is that on the bracelet There are also three smooth and white jade stones on the string. Liu Yiren has no research on jade, but she also feels that these three jade stones feel very good to the touch. However, she does not think that this bracelet will be valuable. It is mostly sold on the street. These three jade stones should be It is also artificially synthesized. After all, there is no natural jade.So white, no flaws at all.

After playing with the bracelet for a while, Liu Yiren was surprised to find that one of the small wooden beads was carved into the shape of poop!

It looks exactly the same as the pattern I drew on Yan Shouyi’s bandage!

"He carved a piece of poop and gave it to me in such a short period of time???" Liu Yiren was stunned.

For a moment, Liu Yiren didn’t know whether to call Yan Shouyi romantic or straight.

But even so, she still couldn't put it down and put it on her hand immediately.

“My mood suddenly improved a lot!” Liu Yiren said to herself, “Uncle Zhong said that grandpa invited distinguished guests today, so I’ll go and have a look too!”

She didn’t connect the distinguished guests she was hosting at home with Yan Shouyi, who was in a hurry to attend the appointment.

In her mind, Yan Shouyi's dress has nothing to do with Zuihuali in this life, let alone the Liu family.

But little did she know that a huge surprise was waiting for her in the banquet hall.



At the same time, Yan Shouyi, who was looking for No. 1 in Zuihuali on the Zuihuali trail, was holding up his arm and looking at it. Poop pattern on bandage.

"Strange, I seem to have seen this pattern somewhere..."

With confusion and frowning, Yan Shouyi finally found No. 1 Zuihuali main entrance.

It seems that it is not far from Liu Yi’s house, maybe the two families are still next to each other.

The tall General Gate blocked Yan Shouyi's view, but the big plaque of the Liu family hung above his head. Yan Shouyi reconfirmed the house number, then stepped forward and knocked on the door. Gold shop head.

Knock, knock, knock.

Knock three times slowly, neither lightly nor hard, neither urgently nor slowly. This is the etiquette of knocking on doors.

Soon, the door opened, and Uncle Zhong poked his head out, looking at Yan Shouyi: "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for... Um..."

Yan Shouyi was stunned and realized that he didn't seem to know the old man's name at all.

So he changed the way he answered and said, "I am Yan Shouyi."

Upon hearing Yan Shouyi's name, Uncle Zhong's expression suddenly changed and he quickly opened his mouth. He opened the door and said with great respect:

"Mr. Yan, our master has been waiting for you for a long time. Please come with me to the banquet hall!"

  

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