On the narrow path, Zhuge Ji and the brown-haired monkey looked at each other.
Why did Jueer turn into a monkey! ! !
Zhuge Ji retracted his hand like an electric shock, took a dozen steps back, and looked at the brown-haired monkey from a distance.
The brown-haired monkey continued to stare at Zhuge Ji with surprised eyes, and his movements changed from scratching his butt with one hand to scratching his butt with two hands.
At this time, Zhuge Ji came to his senses. There were many monkeys on Mount Emei, and most of them were short-tailed monkeys, also known as big green monkeys. They are a kind of monkeys that are very understanding of human nature.
"Hey! You scared me!"
Zhuge Ji patted his chest. He thought Tian Jue'er had turned into a monkey.
After he came back to his senses, he looked at the brown-haired monkey with friendly eyes. The brown-haired monkey seemed to feel Zhuge Ji's kindness and grinned at him.
"What a cute little elf!" Zhuge Ji sighed, but he had no interest in monkeys, so he planned to bypass the brown-haired monkey and catch up with Tian Jue'er as soon as possible.
But just when he walked to the brown-haired monkey, the brown-haired monkey suddenly stretched out his hand to him.
"What are you doing?...Oh, you want something to eat?"
Zhuge Ji really has food on him, and it is a full backpack, to be precise , carried for Tian Jue'er.
Tian Jue'er's foodie attributes have risen to the level of a glutton. When she was with Wu Tianfeng in the past, she was "not full enough to eat and not warm enough to wear", but now the Folklore Research Institute is very good to her. , she can buy whatever she wants to eat, allowing Tian Jueer to basically have the freedom of snacking.
Because we were afraid that we would run out of food when we went up Mount Emei, we made a special purchase when we went up the mountain. Tian Jueer’s snacks alone were enough for three backpacks, including bread, biscuits, and various other snacks. Braised food, even pickled pepper chicken feet, potato chips, and the absolutely must-have Feizhai Happy Water.
Well, Tian Jue’er actually doesn’t like to drink carbonated drinks, because carbonated drinks take up a lot of space in the stomach, so the happy house was prepared by Zhuge Ji for himself.
Zhuge Ji took off his backpack, took out a bag of bread, and threw it to the brown-haired monkey.
When the brown monkey got the bread, he immediately let out a laugh of "give, give, give", tore open the package in a decent manner, and stuffed the bread into his mouth.
A bag full of bread was eaten up by the brown-haired monkey in two or two bites, leaving crumbs on the floor, but it didn't care and continued to reach out to Zhuge Ji.
"You really took me for granted!"
Zhuge Ji reluctantly took out another pack of biscuits, but the brown-haired monkey "give it to me!" "In the laughter, it was quickly wiped out again.
“Chi chi chi chi!”
The brown-haired monkey reached out to Zhuge Ji again.
Zhuge Ji got a little angry, tugged on the zipper of his backpack and said, "That's it. These are my goddess's food. At most, I'll share them with you... the same!"
The brown-haired monkey jumped up and down and even walked upside down, as if it was performing for Zhuge Ji.
When Zhuge Ji saw this, he was also happy. He thought that these two packs of snacks were not a loss, and even watched a monkey show.
But when he was getting snacks, Zhuge Ji suddenly became suspicious and took a pack of abnormally spicy pickled pepper chicken feet.
"Hey! It's the last pack!"
"Here, give it!"
The brown monkey happily took the pickled pepper chicken feet, Zhuge Ji paid the money for the road and hurried forward, but couldn't help but look back.
I saw the brown-haired monkey tearing open the package with its mouth, and the pickled pepper juice inside instantly splashed into its eyes.
"Hiss..."
The brown-haired monkey was suddenly so hot that he couldn't open his eyes. He rubbed it with his hands soaked in pickled pepper juice, but the more he rubbed it, the worse it became. hot.
The brown monkey didn’t understand this. Although it hurt its eyes, it was afraid that other monkeys would snatch the snacks it received, so it hurriedly stuffed the chicken feet into its mouth.
This plug was so good that the brown-haired monkey was so hot that it took off on the spot!
The monkey hairs on its head all stood up, and the strange smell made it scratch its body constantly, and its monkey face turned red!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Zhuge Ji smiled from ear to ear in front: "I made you greedy, now you're in trouble!"
The smart brown monkey also seemed to realize that it had been tricked. It stuffed all the chicken paws into its mouth, and then grinned at Zhuge Ji.
"Hey, stop looking for me, I have nothing to eat!"
Zhuge Ji turned around and ran away.
"Chi chi chi chi!"
The angry brown monkey immediately changed its face and shouted to catch up with Zhuge Ji.
Zhuge Ji didn’t expect that the brown-haired monkey was so fast, and he secretly thought something bad. Before he could recover, the brown-haired monkey jumped on his head and slapped Zhuge Ji with both hands. Ji's head.
Zhuge Ji quickly threw the brown-haired monkey off and said angrily: "I've already given you food, why haven't you finished it yet?"
Brown-haired monkey's hand He seemed to be holding something in his hand, and suddenly threw it at Zhuge Ji's face. Zhuge Ji let out an ouch and felt his eyes burning.
This damn brown monkey actually hid a hand of pickled pepper juice!
I was careless and didn’t dodge!
The young monkey has no martial ethics and actually carries out a sneak attack!
Seeing Zhuge Ji's deflated appearance, the brown-haired monkey scratched his ears and cheeks and laughed "Gee, gee, gee".
Zhuge Ji quickly took out the mineral water and washed his eyes. It took him a while to recover. When he saw the brown-haired monkey still laughing non-stop, Zhuge Ji became very angry.
Where is the cute elf that we promised?
This brown-haired monkey is simply a road bully!
Zhuge Ji shouted: "Go, go! Don't block the road!"
How could the bully let Zhuge Ji go so easily? He stretched out his hand like lightning to snatch Zhuge Ji away. backpack.
Everything here is delicious!
Zhuge Ji grabbed his schoolbag and wrestled with the brown-haired monkey.
But humans are always smarter than brown-haired monkeys. Zhugeji freed up a hand and gave the brown-haired monkey a big bag with a "pop" sound.
The brown-haired monkey immediately froze in place.
It first opened its mouth, then let go of the hand holding the backpack, slowly covered its face, and looked at Zhuge Ji in disbelief.
That expression seemed to say: How dare you hit me? My dad never hit me!
Zhuge Ji laughed loudly: "Are you feeling comfortable? Are you getting beaten?"
Bang!
The brown-haired monkey took advantage of Zhuge Ji’s unpreparedness and actually gave him a big ass bag!
This time it was Zhuge Ji’s turn to be confused.
I actually let a monkey beat me?
And it’s still a slap in the face?
If this spreads out, how can I still hang out in the Zhuge family? !
Zhuge Ji raised his hand angrily and slapped the brown-haired monkey once again.
The brown-haired monkey refused to admit defeat and gave Zhuge Ji a backhand.
Ever since, one person and one monkey were slapping each other on the trail in the wilderness.
Waiting for five minutes, Yan Shouyi and others who found themselves embarrassed in the team came back and saw the scene of Zhuge Ji and Brown Haired Monkey with half of their faces swollen into pig heads but they were still slapping each other...
Suddenly fell into silence.
"What are you two doing here???" Long Feicheng shouted.
Zhuge JiduI was about to cry: "Brother Xiaolong, this monkey wants to grab Jue'er's snacks, and it won't let me go until I give it to you!" ? It’s just a monkey, look at me!”
Long Feicheng jumped blackly, walked around behind the brown-haired monkey, and kicked the monkey on the butt while it wasn’t paying attention.
The brown-haired monkey jumped up in pain and screamed, rubbing its buttocks and grinning at Long Feicheng.
Long Feicheng smiled and said: "Isn't this just European?"