What does it mean to turn a bull into a cow?
Zhu Shanzao didn't understand what Yan Shouyi meant at first, but when he looked in the direction Yan Shouyi pointed with his finger, he suddenly felt a chill in his crotch.
The huge golden bull statue was originally a ferocious bull image, but now there is nothing between its legs.
The guy who attacked the Liu family had the golden bull castrated! !
The bull has become the eunuch cow. As Yan Shouyi said, the Yang situation has become the Yin situation, the gathering Qi has become the dispersion, and the Liu family's originally unique and good Feng Shui situation has directly become The Liu family was closely related to the Feng Shui of the Liu family, so they were naturally affected and suffered from strange diseases.
Zhu Shanzao couldn't help but said: "That guy is so insidious, I can't even do this kind of thing!"
Yan Shouyi laughed and said: "Turtle The laughing turtle has no tail, the laughing turtle has thick skin, you are bullying the Liu family with false pretense, how much better than that guy?"
Zhu Shanzao, who originally wanted to make a few quibbles, realized that the person he was talking to was Yan. Shouyi, thinking of this guy's almost perverted strength, suppressed the words that came to his lips.
You are justified in forcing me, I will not argue with you...
Looking at the empty part of the golden bull statue, Yan Shouyi couldn't help but smiled bitterly and shook his head: "That thing is good It must be more than one meter long. Where can I find a substitute to restore it now..."
What makes Yan Shouyi even more curious is how the guy who attacked the Liu family managed to get that one meter long How did you take the long thing away and hide it?
Suddenly, Yan Shouyi had an idea and said, "Zhu Shan Zao, go smell it and see if you can find the lost heirloom of Jin Niu."
Hearing this, Zhu Shan Zao said, He couldn't help but get furious:
"I've said it before, I'm a wild boar demon, not a wild dog spirit, don't treat me like a dog!"
Facing the furious Zhu Shanzao, Yan Shouyi just looked at him with a smile, and then said softly: "You can do it."
Zhu Shanzao: "..."
You are justified in forcing me. I won’t argue with you...
Under Yan Shouyi’s strong lust, Zhu Shanzao finally chose to surrender.
In fact, pigs’ sense of smell is stronger than that of dogs, but dogs are easier to domesticate and more alert than pigs. Otherwise, the police force would not train police dogs now, but train police officers. Pig.
Zhu Shanzao climbed under the golden bull statue and smelled it carefully.
Although he was still injured, this level ofHis injuries were nothing to him. Even ordinary wild animals had extremely strong self-healing capabilities, not to mention that this guy was a monster.
After smelling it for a while, Zhu Shanzao found something, and he immediately said to Yan Shouyi:
“Follow me.”
“Lead the way. Let's go."
Zhu Shanzao ran away, and Yan Shouyi caught up with him leisurely. After running for a while, Zhu Shanzao looked back and found that Yan Shouyi was following him very easily. Around him, he suddenly felt a little desperate.
The reason why he ran so fast was not that Zhu Shanzao wanted to help Yan Shouyi, but that he wanted to take advantage of his speed to escape.
But who would have thought that Yan Shouyi was not only powerful, physically fit, and capable of self-healing, but he could also run ridiculously fast.
Zhu Shanzao ran with all his strength, and Yan Shouyi could easily keep up.
At this time, Zhu Shanzao had no hope of escaping, so he could only serve Yan Shouyi honestly, hoping that when he was happy with serving this little ancestor, he could be released back to the mountain.
Zhu Shanzao secretly vowed that if he could return to the mountains safely this time, he would not come out to be a monster for the next ten years.
Following Zhu Shanzao, Yan Shouyi ran wildly on the streets of Zuihuali. The residents of Zuihuali didn't know what was going on outside. They thought there was another ghost in broad daylight, so they were so frightened that they closed their doors and windows.
After a while, Zhu Shanzao followed the smell and came to the door of a backyard.
"Woof, woof, it's inside! ...No, I'm not a dog!"
Yan Shou patted Zhu Shanzao's pig's head: "Maybe you made the wrong investment. I think you have the potential to be a dog."
Zhu Shanzao raised his trotters and said to Yan Shouyi: "I am not a human, but you are a real dog."
"I just got caught in the rain and caught a cold. Do you want to make lotus seed and pig's trotter soup for dinner tonight?" Yan Shouyi said to himself.
Zhu Shanzao immediately gave up: "Boss, I was wrong."
Yan Shouyi smiled, "I can't cure foreigners, so I can't cure you?"
He looked up and saw that because it was the back door, the family didn’t have a plaque on it, so he didn’t know who it was.
So Yan Shouyi simply went up and knocked on the door. After knocking for a long time, someone came to open the door. When the person who opened the door saw Yan Shouyi, he couldn't help but be startled: "Oh my god, what's wrong with you?" Come to my house?"
This person is none other than Sun Zhipeng, or how can we say that we are enemies on a narrow road.
Sun Zhipeng also said before that he wouldThey were waiting for Yan Shouyi at the door of Liu's house. When Yan Shouyi came out later, he didn't see him. This guy must have run home because he was afraid.
As a coincidence, Yan Shouyi knocked on his door.
Sun Zhipeng noticed Zhu Shanzao next to Yan Shouyi and couldn't help but asked in fear: "Is he Zhu Shanzao?"
Zhu Shanzao sneered: "You kid still knows your grandfather and me? ?”
Sun Zhipeng immediately took several steps back in fright: “Great, great God, please catch this monster!”
“Don’t worry, I have already educated him. " Yan Shouyi said, "If you don't believe me, look... Zhu Shanzao, let me ask you, what are the core values of socialism?"
Zhu Shanzao blurted out: "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony..."< br />
After hearing this, Sun Zhipeng instantly felt relieved. After all, there are no evil monsters who believe in the Party.
The great god is indeed a great god, and he can collect demons with such depth!
After the fun was over, Yan Shouyi still knew that he had something serious to do, so he asked: "Sun Zhipeng, has anything strange happened to your family recently?"
Since the man with the burned face had been to the Sun family, it was impossible for him to leave nothing behind. If there were any problems with the Sun family, Yan Shouyi could handle it easily.
Although the last visit to the Sun family gave Yan Shouyi a bad impression, Yan Shouyi would take action to solve the problem with the attitude of gaining experience.
Who would have thought that after hesitating for a moment, Sun Zhipeng replied categorically: "No!"
"No?" Yan Shou looked at Zhu Shanzao, "Could it be? Did you smell it wrong?"
Zhu Shanzao shook his head: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my nose. The smell of the golden bull statue is indeed right for this family!"
Zhu Shanzao had said so. Of course Yan Shouyi could not doubt it, so the one who was worthy of doubt was Sun Zhipeng in front of him.
Yan Shou kept a straight face and said seriously: "Sun Zhipeng, you'd better confess frankly. This matter is not a joke. If you hide something from me, you may be the Liu family now. What will happen to the Sun family in the future!"
The timid Sun Zhipeng was really frightened by Yan Shouyi's words.
He hesitated for a while, and finally sighed and said,
"Something strange did happen, but my dad didn't let me tell it, and even warned me that if it was If you say so, break my legs... If you hadn’t warned me like this, I wouldn’t have dared to say anything."
"Then tell me, what strange thing happened?"Yan Shouyi asked.
Sun Zhipeng felt that it was impossible to explain clearly, so he led Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao into the backyard and said, "You will know after I come in and take a look."
Yan Shouyi felt strange, is there anything that cannot be explained clearly?
One person and one pig followed Sun Zhipeng into the Sun family’s backyard. They found that the Sun’s family was much livelier than other villas in Zuihua. There were more than thirty people standing in the backyard. No. 1, and these people all looked solemn and pious, lining up in a long line, carrying tributes, as if they were going to sacrifice something.
Sun Zhipeng’s father, the current head of the Sun family, was wearing a shabby Taoist robe from an unknown sect and looked enigmatic, and was organizing everyone to worship.
Seeing this appearance, Yan Shou directly suspected that the Sun family was haunted by evil spirits, and the evil spirits forced the Sun family to worship.
But the fact seems to be different. The Sun family seems to be very happy to worship. Judging from their expectant expressions, it is no different from going to worship Guanyin.
What are they worshiping?
Yan Shou looked at Sun Zhipeng, and Sun Zhipeng answered truthfully:
"Half a month ago, a 'golden bamboo shoot' grew overnight in our Sun family's backyard. , my dad asked a well-known Taoist priest from Rongcheng to come over and check it out. After reading it, the Taoist said that this was auspicious, saying that the golden bamboo shoots in the backyard would bring good fortune, so we should protect the golden bamboo shoots and offer sacrifices to them every day. Pray for good luck. If someone in your family is sick, collect the dew from the golden bamboo shoots and make a medicine to cure the disease."
"My dad thinks this is quite evil. , but still listened to the Taoist priest and organized everyone to worship. Unexpectedly, several companies in our Sun family that were about to close down were immediately revitalized. So everyone believed in Jinsun deeply and worshiped every morning and evening, scrambling to get there. In order to compete for the dew on the golden bamboo shoots, people even come quietly every morning to hold the golden bamboo shoots and lick them with their tongues..."
"Because the golden bamboo shoots are so beautiful. It worked. My dad said that this is the blessing of our Sun family and must not be spread outside. If you tell others, it may lead to death. As the saying goes, ordinary people are not guilty of carrying a jade, but God, you are so powerful. , I must be able to hide this from you. You will go and have a look later. I have to say that this golden bamboo shoots and jade dew is indeed extraordinary, clear, sweet and has a long aftertaste! By the way, I also collected a lot of golden bamboo shoots and jade dew, which I will take later. Let me give you a taste!"
After hearing Sun Zhipeng's description, Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao felt that something was wrong inexplicably.
This golden bamboo shoot...
Why does it look like a lost heirloom of the golden bull statue?
Yan ShouyiHe didn't impulsively say it, but asked Sun Zhipeng to take him to have a look.
Sun Zhipeng was mysterious and secretive. He led Yan Shouyi and the others to stand in the corner and check from a distance.
The first time they saw the so-called "golden bamboo shoots", Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao felt a thump in their hearts.
This shape.
This color.
This size.
Isn’t it the lost heirloom of the golden bull statue...