"Qiangzi, let me tell you, at this time, what are we men most taboo about? You know what we are most taboo about trying to reason with women, right? Did you also see what Yanzi did just now?"

"It's not me. What's it like?" When Liu Yan heard this, she immediately interjected.

Bi Luochun quickly smiled at her and said: "Yanzi, am I not trying to persuade Qiangzi! Give me some face, give me some face..."

Liu Yan rolled her eyes angrily and then said nothing more.

　"I tell you Qiangzi, if you are like this, the next time she is unhappy, you will find a way to tease her. For example, you hold her hand affectionately and talk to her Say: 'Xiaoxiao, why do I feel that you have gained a little weight recently?' At this time, she will definitely reply to you: 'Fart! I have been losing weight, how can I be fat?!'"

Bi Luo Chun imparted his experience seriously, but when Fang Zhiqiang heard this, he couldn't help but widen his eyes. Fang Zhiqiang knew that Li Xiaoxiao would never be like this.

"It's not Lao Bi...the one you're talking about...is Liu Yan, right?" It's not surprising that Fang Zhiqiang mentioned Liu Yan, mainly because of the scene Bi Luochun described. I really wanted to Liu Yan responded.

"No...why are you involved with me again?"

Liu Yan also looked innocent. She clearly didn't say or do anything, so what? Can everything involve yourself?

"Yanzi Yanzi, we are discussing countermeasures. Do you want Xiaoxiao to get better soon?"

Bi Luochun smiled apologetically again.

"Qiangzi, don't interrupt me, wait until I finish!" Seeing Liu Yan calm down again, Bi Luochun frowned and looked at Fang Zhiqiang and said seriously.

"But... Xiaoxiao may not respond like this. I guess she will say: 'Really or not? Then do you dislike me?' At this time, I tell you Qiangzi , at this time you have to reply to her like this: 'Fool, you don't even have meat, how can you be fat?' You reply to her in this humorous way, I tell you Qiangzi, she will definitely laugh the first time, And it’s the kind of smile that comes from the heart!”

As Bi Luochun spoke, his face was full of pride.

Liu Yan on the side suddenly took a deep breath after hearing what he said. She was about to speak, but was once again blocked by Bi Luochun's smiling expression.

Liu Yan suddenly realized now, no wonder Bi Luochun said to her last time: "Fool, if you are not fat, why are you getting heavier in my heart?"
< br />Looking back now, Liu Yan suddenly felt that she had been deceived. Bi Luochun didn’t know that Tiantian was there.Where did you learn these earthy love words, and they are said with emotion and emotion? If your willpower is not strong enough, it is really easy to be eroded.

But even though Liu Yan was out of breath with anger at the moment, Liu Yan had no choice but to shut up when she thought of Li Xiaoxiao's current situation that Fang Zhiqiang just described.

However, Fang Zhiqiang was confused at the moment. The words Bi Luochun said made Fang Zhiqiang get goosebumps all over his body. Instead of feeling funny at all, he felt Like a retard...

"Qiangzi, don't look like this, listen to me, I've tried this trick hundreds of times and I'm telling you, don't look at Yanzi's usual temper. If you don’t have some unique skills, how can you live till now?"

Bi Luochun noticed Fang Zhiqiang’s tangled expression and immediately added again.

Fang Zhiqiang looked at him doubtfully and nodded, then continued in a serious tone: "I'm telling you, women's thinking is different from ours, and they like to hear things like this. Believe me, As long as you say this to her, she will definitely laugh! If you are lucky, you can even throw yourself into your arms!"

　"Well...well...let me give it a try..."
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Seeing that Bi Luochun was so attentive, and in front of Liu Yan, after saying these words, he risked his life by going home! Fang Zhiqiang was too embarrassed to refuse, so he nodded immediately and said.

"Well, believe me, it will definitely work! You can try it with Xiaoxiao later... Ouch, it hurts!"

Sure enough, Biro Before Chun finished speaking, Liu Yan couldn't bear it any longer. She picked him up by his ears and gritted her teeth and said, "You old Bi! Why do you change the law every day?" Are you kidding me? Why are you so experienced? Tell me! Which other girl have you teased?"

"I... am not a wife, I..."

Bi Luochun His ears were pulled red and red, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't even say a word.

"I'll settle the score with you when I get home! Go and take the child out!"

Liu Yan finally let go of Bi Luochun's ears, and then yelled at him A sound.

When Bi Luochun heard this, he rubbed his ears that were about to fall off. He didn't dare to neglect at all, and quickly ran to the bedroom to take Xiaochun out.

Even with the child in her arms, Liu Yan still grabbed Bi Luochun’s ears and left Fang Zhiqiang’s home.

Fang Zhiqiang felt raw looking at that scene...

Although I don’t know what kind of battle will happen after the two of them return home, at least, it will not be like the one just now The nature of the matter was so serious, so Fang Zhiqiang was relieved.

However, thinking of the method Bi Luochun just said, Fang Zhiqiang couldn't help but want to give it a try. Although most of Xiaoxiao's situation just mentioned was exaggerated, Xiaoxiao was indeed not in a good mood recently.

So Fang Zhiqiang felt that if he went in and gave it a try, if it really worked, wouldn't he be able to learn it, apply it and integrate it in the future?

Thinking of this, Fang Zhiqiang walked into the bedroom without saying a word.

Xiao Ai Li didn’t cry much now, maybe because he was tired from crying, or maybe because Liu Yan and the others had already left.

"How is it?"

As soon as Fang Zhiqiang came in, Li Xiaoxiao looked at Fang Zhiqiang with a worried look and asked.

"It's okay, just make a small fuss, just go home and have a nap."

Fang Zhiqiang waved his hand and said confidently.

"How do you comfort others? I just saw that Sister Liu Yan was really angry."

Li Xiaoxiao frowned in confusion, Liu Yan's She also knows a little about temperament. Looking at the behavior just now, if it were her, she really wouldn't be able to coax him.

"You don't have to worry about this." Fang Zhiqiang stared at Li Xiaoxiao intently, and said with a mysterious face as he walked towards her.

Arriving in front of Li Xiaoxiao, Fang Zhiqiang looked at her affectionately, then slowly stretched out his hand, took Li Xiaoxiao's hands, and made eye contact.

If it were normal times, Fang Zhiqiang would not find this action embarrassing, but at this moment, Fang Zhiqiang felt that there was a mysterious force summoning the embarrassing power inside his body. , even the eyes are erratic.

"What's wrong with Qiangzi?" Looking at Fang Zhiqiang's mysterious look, Li Xiaoxiao asked with some confusion.

When Fang Zhiqiang heard this, he became even more nervous. He tried hard to recall the method that Bi Luochun gave him just now. After thinking for a long time, he finally cleared up his thoughts and immediately said to Li Xiaoxiao : "Xiaoxiao, have you noticed that you have become more and more stupid recently?"

"Ah? Really? Where am I stupid?" The look of confusion on Li Xiaoxiao's face became even thicker. , then asked with a curious expression.

Fang Zhiqiang recalled the expression on Bi Luochun’s face when he taught him just now. Although Bi Luochun didn’t do anything just now, how smart is Fang Zhiqiang? If you add a gentle movement at this time, the effect will naturally be even better!

Immediately, Fang Zhiqiang stretched out his hand and gently stroked Li Xiaoxiao's soft hair. He looked at Li Xiaoxiao's Tianling Gai with affectionate eyes and said in a gentle tone: "Fool, of course it is.I'm lying to you, you don't even have a brain, how can you become more and more stupid? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zhiqiang’s fingers stroking Li Xiaoxiao’s hair paused slightly, as if he felt something was wrong, but he couldn’t say it for a while.

Li Xiaoxiao was also stunned for a moment. When she reacted, her round eyes were as wide as Ye Mingzhu's, and the rising and falling of her chest meant that she was angry!

"Fang Zhiqiang! What do you mean! Dare you say I have no brain? You think you dislike me because I stay at home every day without going to work, right? Do you think I want this? Otherwise, you can take care of the children! I'm going to work! Am I out of my mind? I just have no brains to fall in love with you, you bastard! ”

It is said that everyone has a temper. It is true that Li Xiaoxiao is gentle, but it is also true to have a temper.

At this moment, Li Xiaoxiao is as if she is possessed by Liu Yan!

When Fang Zhiqiang saw that the situation was not right, he naturally wanted to retreat immediately!

“It’s not Xiaoxiao... listen to me, I didn’t mean it like this, I didn’t mean that you have no brains ...I mean...I..."

　"What am I? It's because I have no brains that I managed to endure my illness and gave birth to such a son for you! I just have no brains and I foolishly thought that I was the only woman in your heart! I just have no brains...come back! ”

The so-called thirty-six strategies are the best. Fang Zhiqiang saw that Li Xiaoxiao seemed to be going crazy at this moment. He obviously knew the consequences of staying, so he ran away, and the people behind him Li Xiaoxiao's roaring voice once again made Fang Zhiqiang pause.

"Fang Zhiqiang, I have no brains. I turned a blind eye to what happened between you and Sister Yaxin... As long as she is a woman , who wouldn’t care about such a thing? As long as she's not stupid! I'm just too stupid...I just have no brains..."

Seeing Fang Zhiqiang's back, Li Xiaoxiao suddenly became sad. The more he talked, the more he talked about it, he came up with this matter. When this happened, Fang Zhiqiang's mood immediately deepened.

"It's not Xiaoxiao...can you listen to my explanation? ”

Fang Zhiqiang knew that he had caused a big disaster. He originally wanted to make a joke, but unexpectedly, it completely went to Li Xiaoxiao’s heart...

"Explain what? Can you explain why you fell in love with a brainless woman like me? ”

Li Xiaoxiao’s eyes were already moist. Maybe she didn’t know why she suddenly had so many associations just because of this simple sentence. However, when a woman feels wronged When the energy suddenly rose, the terrifying power made even her dumbfounded.

"Xiaoxiao, I..."

"Stop talking, I don't want to talk to you now!"

Li Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand to stop Fang Zhiqiang from continuing. , and then turned his back to Fang Zhiqiang.

When Fang Zhiqiang saw this scene, he knew that his mistake had been made and it would be impossible to resolve it in a short while, so he left the bedroom obediently, ran to the living room, faced the wall, thought about his mistake, and tried his best Thinking about how to save this situation.

At this moment, Bi Luochun’s phone call suddenly came: “Hey Hadron? How is the battle going?”

After hearing Bi Luochun’s words, Fang Zhiqiang even wanted to kill him, but he was so angry that he couldn't say a word.

"It's not you, but you are talking! If you have already dealt with it, hurry up and come over. I am in dire straits now! We are brothers, so we can't ignore death, Qiangzi... Qiangzi! Qiangzi! Help!”

In the end, it was Bi Luochun’s hoarse voice calling for help. However, how could Fang Zhiqiang be in the mood to help him now? I just want to stab him twice in the side!