"What's wrong?" Li Xiaoxiao asked.
"Liu Yan, call me to warn me that I'm coming, and tell me to take you to their house to live."
"Huh? Oh, I didn't I almost forgot about this, I promised Sister Liu Yan that she is moving today, eat quickly, and help me pack my things after eating." Li Xiaoxiao said quickly after hearing this.
"I said, girl, are you stupid? Why did you agree to the two of them yesterday? If you can't let them live in such a good house, you can live in their poor house yourself. . Also, your car, that car is not yours, it belongs to your friend. What if such a good car is scratched by Lao Bi? I really don’t know whether you are a good person or a fool." Fang Zhi Qiang said.
"Are you good friends with them? I don't want them to be together with Meimei. It doesn't matter if the house is a little dilapidated. I still have you with me. , right?" Li Xiaoxiao said with a smile.
"I...when did I say that I would accompany you there? It's your own business to go there by yourself. Why do you insist on dragging me along? I'm provoking you. You? Besides, it’s not like you’ve never been to her house before. It’s just a big place with two rooms, a bedroom inside and a living room outside. You said it’s a man and a woman. This is where a man and a woman live. Is it suitable to live there? This is obviously very inappropriate." Fang Zhiqiang really didn't want to do this.
"You agreed to it last night, and I agreed to it only after you promised them to live there with me. Don't you know her place? Do you think it's safe for me, a girl, to live there alone? What? Besides, what's wrong with living together? I'm not afraid of you. What should I be afraid of? We all slept on the same bed last night. Do I still care about living in the same room with you?" Li Xiaoxiao suddenly blushed and said .
Fang Zhiqiang looked at Li Xiaoxiao with wide eyes, and Li Xiaoxiao turned red.
"What are you looking at? What I said is the truth. Didn't we sleep together last night? Are you going? If you don't go, I called Sister Liu Yan and I said I won't go either. Yes." Li Xiaoxiao continued.
"No, no, no, I'm afraid, can you please, I'll go. You really don't call her, I tell you, Liu Yan is really anxious this time, you If she tells her that I ruined her good deeds, with the character of this girl, she will definitely come out with a knife and fight with me."
"Can you please stop being so slanderous, Sister Liu Yan? "Li Xiaoxiao was very dissatisfied.
"I insulted her? It's not like she has never done this kind of thing before. Let me tell you, when she was in college, she was in love with Lao Bi. One of the times, it was the birthday of a classmate of our class. , everyone had dinner together, and then went to KTV to sing. The only ones who hesitated to go were boys. You know, don’t there always be girls who accompany the singers in KTV?This guy was also very generous and ordered a lady for each of us. Later, I don’t know what happened, but Liu Yan ran over. As soon as she opened the door and came in, she saw Lao Bi holding the lady and chewing on her. At that time, we were all frightened, especially Lao Bi, whose face changed color. I thought there was going to be a quarrel, but Uncle Liu smiled without changing his face, then turned around and walked out. Even when none of us knew what was going on, we were all praising you, Lao Bi. When this daughter-in-law was so gentle and virtuous, suddenly the door opened again, and Liu Yan got a big kitchen knife from nowhere in her hand. She rushed in and chopped at Lao Bi. Let me tell you, that was It’s really choppy. At that time, Lao Bi was so frightened that he peed in his pants. His pants were still dripping as he ran. Moreover, it was not just Lao Bi who was frightened, but the entire KTV was frightened. Everyone ran out desperately, screaming in panic, as if they had been attacked by terrorists. That scene was really good enough. But she didn't care about Uncle Liu's posture. She only had one target, and that was Lao Bi. She was chasing Lao Bi tirelessly with a kitchen knife. "Fang Zhiqiang said with a smile and danced and gestured vividly.
"What about the end? "
"In the end, the KTV thought someone was going to kill someone, so they quickly called the police. The police came and subdued the mighty and domineering Uncle Liu. Finally, he rescued Lao Bi, who had lost two and a half of his frightened three souls. And the final result is unimaginable. The police originally thought it was a big case, but they came with special police officers armed with live ammunition. In the end, they were taken back and investigated. It turned out that it was just a quarrel between two lovers, because they were students. , and Liu Yan herself said that she was just trying to scare Lao Bi, and did not really want to kill him, so the two of them stayed in the Public Security Bureau for a whole night, were criticized and educated, and squatted there to reflect all night. The two of them were fine, but their KTV was suffering. They were investigated by the police that night because someone reported that they were suspected of organizing prostitution activities, and we know that the person who reported it was Liu Yan. Who do you think this KTV is messing with? Who is it? This is. Liu Yan said that she didn't want to really chop him, but we all know that she saw it really clearly. She wanted to really chop him, and she was determined to kill Lao Bi. From then on, Liu Yan became a big celebrity in our school. People gave her the nickname "Zhang Fei". Later I scolded them, "Is it appropriate for you to give such a nickname to a girl?" I changed it to Uncle Liu, so Liu Yan became Uncle Liu from now on. It was only from then on that Lao Bi became what he is now. As long as Liu Yan said one thing, he would never dare to say anything else. Not to mention the beauties outside who had other ideas, they would only dare to look at Liu Yan. Yan took a sneak peek or two without noticing. There's nothing I can do, it's too much pressure. "Fang Zhiqiang finished breakfast, crossed his legs, lit a cigarette and sat there telling Li Xiaoxiao about Liu Yan's glorious deeds.
Li Xiaoxiao listened with great interest and laughed. In After laughing, he finally came back to his senses and stared at Fang Zhiqiang and asked: "Explain to meTwo things. The first thing is, what does a KTV lady do? The second thing is, you said that Brother Chun was holding the young lady and kissing her, what about you? You're not going to tell me you didn't do anything, are you? "
Fang Zhiqiang was stunned. He didn't expect that there would be such a problem, and he got himself involved.
"Nonsense, I can do that. Something? Of course I don't want it. Can I have the same virtue as Lao Bi? Who am I? I didn't do anything, I was just singing. Okay, okay, you’re done eating, let’s go, don’t you have to pack your things? If I don't wait any longer, Uncle Liu will really come to me with a knife. "Fang Zhiqiang quickly changed the subject and took the lead in taking Li Xiaoxiao's car keys to the car.
"Fang Zhiqiang, you must have done it too, right? Otherwise, why would you feel guilty? Tell me clearly whether you did it or not? "
"How can a girl speak so vulgarly? What does it mean to do something? "
"What I'm talking about is whether you have done this or not. Where are you thinking, Fang Zhiqiang, you are just a gangster and a stinking gangster..."
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