Chapter 1167 You lied to me

With the little lolita in the VIP ward, the handsome soldiers will not be embarrassed. They wake up before five o'clock and go to the public bathroom of the hospital to use the toilet. They take turns. After washing up, little Loli unexpectedly got up.

The soldier kings blushed with embarrassment and went to the sweet-smelling little loli: "Little beauty, why is it so early? Did we open the door and wake you up?" They were obviously naked. The shoes didn't make any noise when I walked on them.

"You didn't disturb me. I want to get up and give those three corpses acupuncture. It will be better if the acupuncture in the morning is completed before eight o'clock." Surrounded by several handsome soldiers, Le Yun He said he was helpless. She was not a porcelain doll, so he couldn't be careful in everything for fear of scaring her.

Captain Fourteen Seventeen became the "corpse" in Little Lolita's mouth. Lan San and his brothers looked at each other with embarrassment, feeling that Captain and the others might be attacked by Little Lolita after they woke up. Li's ruthless attack!

Little Lolita went to work, and the soldiers were very attentive. They first adjusted the heating temperature, then moved Zhuo Shiqi’s bed a little further, and used toilet paper to cover the private parts of Shiqi’s table before removing the quilt. Take away.

They helped with the preparations. Student Le only had to give medicine, insert acupuncture, and use strange acupuncture methods to warm Zhuo Shiqi’s pulse, twice on the chest and back, which took 80 minutes.

After the little Loli performed acupuncture on the Seventeenth Table, the Soldier Kings divided their hands to buy breakfast and brought the breakfast back to the ward, waiting for the Little Loli to finish the acupuncture on the Red Fourteenth and take a break. Take the time to replenish your energy.

Major Hong’s injury was less serious than Zhuo Shiqi’s. Even if he had to warm his pulse twice, the acupuncture time was shorter, and the acupuncture treatment lasted almost an hour.

After filling his belly, Mr. Le Xiao immediately went to work to inject acupuncture on Mr. Yan, turning a big man into a hedgehog. The acupuncture array stimulated the power of the medicine and Qi and blood to accelerate the circulation, and impacted the blood clots that had not been completely eliminated. and stagnant congestion.

When the first step of warming the pulse ended and the second step of warming the pulse just started, the young man who was originally lying on the corpse opened his eyes tightly and shouted eagerly: "Fourteen seventeen-"

He shouted and wanted to get up, but just as he moved his hand, little classmate Le Yun, who was standing beside the bed and pointed his Dantian with a finger, raised his hand and pressed Yan's arm in an angry manner. Don't move.

Lan San and his three teammates, who were standing in a row on the other side of the bed, were originally studying the little loli acupuncture without getting tired of it. When they saw the captain opening his eyes, they were stunned and were shouted out by the captain. The sound shocked him back to his senses, and they crowded to the head of the bed excitedly. They all leaned over to visit the captain: "Captain, captain, are you awake?!"

Yan Xing shouted unconsciously and opened his eyes. He looked around, but saw no one at first. In a blink of an eye, several faces appeared in his field of vision. Even though his vision was a bit blurry, he recognized the familiar faces at a glance. He shouted hurriedly: "Little Lolita, go find the little girl quickly."Loli save Fourteen Seventeen! ”

Lan San and others cast their eyes towards the little Lolita. Le Yun curled her lips, moved a little, and pressed two fingers on Yan’s forehead without acupuncture. She was annoyed. He scolded: “What is it called? If you scream again, your mouth will be stitched. Damn it, little loli. When you need help, you will think of finding a little loli. When there are good things, delicious food and opportunities to make money, why have I never seen you? Remember little Lolita? ”

The ears of several soldiers were red. Well, they thought about little lolita when they were eating delicious food. However, the most delicious food they ate was not made by little lolita. The medicinal food is so delicious, I don’t have the nerve to ask the little girl to eat it.

Yan Xing was poked on the forehead, and Yan Xing wanted to raise his head and could no longer move it. He also heard the familiar words clearly, The soft and waxy girl's voice, for no reason, her heart opened like thousands of fireworks, so beautiful, she relaxed, smiled gently, and shouted softly: "Little Loli, little Loli, little Loli..."

He rolled his eyes a few times and saw the little Lolita’s face. Her round, oval-shaped face was as white as mutton-fat jade, with a pearl-like luster. Her eyebrows stood upright. He looked like he was angry.

However, Yan Xing’s heart blossomed and he smiled heartlessly. With the little Loli here, there was nothing to worry about.

"Call me a big-headed ghost? Le Yun was very angry: "Why are you laughing?" How can you still smile after turning into an ice corpse? You think you are still a handsome man, but now you look like a corpse floating in the water. Your brain is swollen, your head is bigger than the big-headed son's head, your face is swollen and fatter than an old pumpkin, and you can't even find your eyes or nose. , the whole body was blue, swollen, and ugly. "

The four soldier kings looked at the captain, and they still recognized the adjective "little loli" in their hearts, right? The captain and Fourteen Seventeen had not completely swollen, and their skin was blue, and they looked old and ugly.

Being criticized by the little lolita, Yan Xing was not annoyed and grinned: "It doesn't matter, you will cure me anyway. When I get better, I will be the most beautiful one again." handsome man. "

Smiled and rolled his eyes: "Where is Fourteen Seventeen? "

" "Hang up." "Le Yun rolled her eyes in anger. She really wanted to slap this guy to death. He is so confident. With her, he is not afraid of anything. If one day it is too late to find her, his life will be ruined. See if they go to the Palace of Hell. I don’t have the shame to say how I died.

“Did...? "Yan Xing felt it was difficult to breathe, and the feeling of suffocation was overwhelming, and his eyes were spinning.

Lan San noticed that the captain's skin was trembling slightly, and immediately shouted: "Captain, little lolita I lied to you, Fourteen Seventeen is fine, right next to you. "

"Captain, Fourteen Seventeen is here, on your left. ”

Three people who reactedBrother Bing was also busy explaining.

Yan Xing was dizzy for a few seconds and rolled his eyes hesitantly: "Is Fourteen Seventeen really okay?"

"It's okay," Lan Sansheng was afraid that the captain would feel sad in his heart. Come on, he pointed to the side hurriedly: "Fourteen and Seventeen are here. We will find you and ask the little Lolita to save your life. The little beauty has a wonderful rejuvenation technique. Now everything is fine."

"What do you mean it's okay?" Le Yun was very angry and rolled her eyes angrily: "Didn't you see those two are still lying dead? This one is a fake corpse, and the other two are motionless and unresponsive, just like corpses. Are you ready there?"

Lan San was laughed at and nodded: "Yes, yes, the little beauty is right, the captain is a fake corpse, and the fourteenth and seventeenth are lying corpses."

Yan Xing’s eyes rolled, and when he glanced sideways he could only see blurry objects, and couldn’t see clearly who it was. However, he also understood that it was the little Lolita who had lied to him. Fourteen Seventeen was still alive. He understood the fact, but he didn’t know who it was. She smiled heartlessly: "Little loli, how are their legs?"

"Are you talking about the two long legs, or the third short leg?" Le Yun Yun Danfengqing asked back, and at the same time, her fingers gently pressed Yanren's Qihai point to stimulate Yanren's Qi and blood circulation.

Soldier Kings: "..." This topic seems a bit inappropriate for children. Can you please stop discussing it?

Yan Xing felt his face burning up, and asked bravely: "It's the legs. Are your legs and feet frozen?"

"They are broken, your legs are in After being in a low temperature environment for too long, the nerves and muscle tissue were frozen to death. The professors said that the limbs should be amputated."

Yan Xing was so anxious that he wanted to sit up: "Amputation? No, you can't amputate, you can't. Amputated, little lolita, cannot be amputated!"

"Captain, little lolita saved your legs, your long legs are still growing on your body." Lan San was also helpless, little lolita The beautiful woman always stimulates the captain, but the captain is seriously injured and his brain reaction is slow. He gets fooled every time he is stimulated.

Yan Xing lay down obediently and pursed his lips in grievance: "Little Lolita, you lied to me!"

When Yan made a grievance accusation, Le Yun rolled her eyes. Yes, my heart was unbalanced, so I came up with a plan: "Handsome guy Lan San, go get the mirror in the bathroom."

Lan San didn't know why, but he still cooperated and ran to the bathroom to hang the mirror He took out the square mirror on top of the sink and stood beside the little Loli without knowing it.

When Yan Xing heard that little Loli asked Lan San to hold the mirror, he guessed that she wanted to play a trick, so he closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.

　"Let your captain take a look at what he looks like now. If he is pretending to be dead, then take a photo with your mobile phone. Take a 360-degree shot of his whole body without blind spots. Then print it out and make it into a photo album. Hang it up. On the door of your army dormitory, you can enjoy it every day when you come and goReward your captain’s abdominal muscles. "Le Yun was very kind and put forward a very interesting suggestion.

Lan San was holding the mirror and hesitated. Oh, mom, he is afraid of being punished by the captain. After thinking about it, hey, listen to the little Lolita. That's right. With the little loli covering him, the captain couldn't kill him and silence him.

After some ideological struggle, Lan San gave up and raised the mirror above the captain's chest. A particularly enthusiastic smile: "Boss, look at your abdominal muscles, how toned and beautiful your mermaid lines are..."

Yan Xing couldn't pretend anymore even if he wanted to, so he opened his eyes. Opening his eyes, he suddenly saw the... corpse in the mirror. Is that really him? He opened his dog eyes, which were more precious than titanium alloys. Yes, it was him in the mirror. The little Loli's description was absolutely correct. , He really looked like a bloated floating corpse.

That face... so ugly!

Yan Xing felt that he couldn’t look straight at it, and after a few more glances, he almost died of embarrassment , no clothes on! Just lying upright in a "herringbone" shape, the most mysterious part of a man is supported by a thin piece of paper.

It's over, it's over, there is no privacy!

Feeling ashamed, Yan Xing took one more look at his long legs and tried to move them, but found no feeling at all. He shuddered and said, "Little Lolita, I don't have any feeling in my legs. I don't have any feeling." Got it! "

Mr. Yan started making trouble again. Le Yun reached out and touched his bald head: "I asked you to look at your head, but I didn't let you look at your feet. Take a look at your head. The edema is so tangible, so smooth and shiny, no matter where you put it, it's brighter than a kilowatt light bulb. "

Yan Xing looked in the mirror and saw a smooth head. At that time, he felt as if the end of the world was coming. It was so ugly!

"Little Lolita , my legs, will I need to use a wheelchair in the future? "The head is very swollen and ugly, but it is not as big a blow as the legs.

"Your long legs have been saved. It is hard to say whether the third leg can be recovered. , anyway, you guys are determined not to compete for resources with teenagers, and are willing to be singles for the rest of your life. It doesn't matter whether the function of the third leg is intact or not. "Yanren is obsessed with his legs. Le Yun expressed her sadness. Men and women really have different attention points. Why doesn't he think his head is very important?

The four soldier kings covered their faces, Oh, it feels like I heard a huge secret. Will Captain Fourteen Seventeen silence me?

They think that the chance of being silenced is relatively small, but they may be brainwashed by Fourteen first. , and then the captain and Shiqi often came to them to practice boxing and kicking during the time when they lacked a certain memory.

?? A few flashes of lightning flashed in Yan Xing's mind, and at that time... all thoughts were lost, and there was no hope for life. Love!

MaleIf a person's little brother is not healthy, how can he still find a partner?

If he had another problem there, wouldn’t it mean that he would be knocked back to his original form? If he returned to before liberation, what qualifications would he have to pursue a little Lolita?

Yan Xing closed his eyes in pain and stood up straight.

The Yan people suddenly stopped, Le Yun looked and looked, and sighed calmly: "Handsome guy Lan, your captain is crying because of his ugly appearance. Don't make a fuss now, no need. Let him look at the mirror again, and when he misbehaves, you can move the mirror for him to admire."

"Hey!" Lan San hugged the mirror and rushed back to the bathroom. He turned back to talk to his brother They stood in a row, looking at each other with their brothers, with one thought in their mind: Just tell me, the captain will definitely be hit by the little lolita when he wakes up. This time, as expected, the captain was hit so hard that he couldn't even see the little lolita. , and I don’t know how long it will take to resurrect with full blood.

Yan Xing received a heavy blow and became demoralized. He really treated himself as a corpse and let the little loli torment him. He was turned over and over again without opening his eyes.

The soldier kings also found that the captain was terrifyingly quiet, and quietly asked the little girl: "Little beauty, did you tap our leader's dumb hole?"

"No."

"Little beauty, you didn't touch the acupuncture points, but our captain didn't speak. It's so strange."

"He is escaping from reality. He clearly said He is my bodyguard, but in the end, he always needs me, the person who is supposed to be protected, to save him. How can he have the face to see Jiangdong's father, not to mention that his face is so ugly that he can't bear to look at it. It's safest to shrink up and look like an ostrich."

"But, the captain is not that weak, isn't he? Our captain's ability to withstand blows is very strong." The soldier kings scratched their heads, feeling that something was still wrong.

"That was a normal blow, but this one is different," Le Yun said meaningfully: "Now you tell him that his third leg is not useless, he will be dead in less than three seconds. He can be resurrected with full health, but he is as noisy as a child."

The soldiers kings suddenly realized that it turned out that the captain cared about whether a certain function of the man was healthy or not!

That’s it! Understanding, Lan San winked and whispered: "Little beauty, are Fourteen Seventeen's calves really useless?" If you don't mind looking for little lolita for various reasons, I might as well bother you." Le Yun rolled her eyes angrily and sat on the floor to sterilize her medical needle.

"Wow, that means everything is fine!" The four handsome soldiers almost jumped three feet high. They thought those three were really useless, but it turned out that the little loli was tricking them.

The teammates whispered to the little lolita, and Yan Xing’s ears stood up.Gao Gao, overheard the truth, and his originally depressed mood suddenly became brighter and brighter. He was not dead! He is still a healthy man!

His legs are still intact, and when he recovers, he will still be the most handsome man.

His heart suddenly became clear, and Yan Xing opened his eyes happily. Looking at the empty ceiling, he felt particularly pleasing to the eye. Even the medicinal-scented air felt fragrant.