Chapter 1070 You are doing domestic violence
He has a higher status in his heart than other handsome young men. In this way, the two of them go out alone as if they are on a date, and it couldn't be any better.
He deeply felt that he was one of the best in the little Lolita's heart. The beautiful mood was simply indescribable. His heart was floating in the clouds, swinging on the clouds.
My heart was relaxed, my hands and feet were not messed up, the plane was flying smoothly, flying over the meadow at the foot of Helan Mountain, over the desert plains bordering the meadow, and into the sky above the desert.
Where there are water sources in the desert, there are people living there. In the small oases in the desert, there are also residents grazing sheep. As long as the place is not deep in the desert, it is not desolate.
The little Loli didn’t say where to stop. Yan Xing flew slowly and leisurely, and flew into a small pool in the desert. The little Loli called to stop, and he quickly landed.
The lake in the desert is an irregular pool, it should be very deep, the water is faintly blue, there are low desert plants beside the lake, and there are also thorny plants on the dunes.
The helicopter landed on the flat sand dunes without plants. The little Loli jumped out of the cab happily, ran to the back cabin, took out a bucket containing only pure water, and ran to the small lake to fill a bucket of water. I dug a small bag of sand, and then, like a girl picking mushrooms, I picked the stems and leaves of plants.
Yan Xing wanted to help, but was criticized because the stems and leaves he picked were either old or completely different from the original ones. He was a grown man and felt so frustrated that he wanted to cry. The ones he picked were obviously very good. The little loli is clearly a picky person!
Unwilling to be reconciled, he picked a few more green plants and gave them to the little Lolita. Le Yun took them in her hand, checked them over, and struck mercilessly again: "Handsome guy, please stop destroying the plants, you It’s really not suitable for this kind of work, so just stay here.”
“It’s obviously very good, but I didn’t damage the plant. You see, the original plant was not pulled out, nor was it damaged. If you break it, it will kill you." He was careful and careful not to damage the mother plant.
“You don’t know where to break the plant without hurting it. Where to break it will grow new branches next year. If you break it like this, some branches will not grow new branches. You should still do what you are good at. Let's do some work."
"...I think I did a good job. I just want to help you do more things and share your worries." If he can do some work, little Loli You can worry less and not be too tired.
“Why do you want to do more for me?”
“No reason, I just want to be nice to you.”
“ Handsome Yan, I think you are getting weirder and weirder lately," Le Yun put her right hand picking plants on the middle of her chin, thinking: "I feel like youWeird, what are you doing? "
"How can I be strange? I am obviously normal. "
"It's not normal. You poured water for me to wash my feet last night. This behavior is quite abnormal." Le Yun simply sat down on the ground, preparing to discuss the reason: "To be honest, I was shocked when you poured me foot-washing water. If it weren't for the fact that your master and uncles were not far next door, I would have talked to you at that time. Why, pouring foot-washing water for others is a matter between family members. What I just did, and it’s normal for a host to pour water for guests to wash their feet. It’s unreasonable for you to wash my feet instead of washing your master’s feet. "
"There's nothing unreasonable. My master, the master, has told me to take good care of you. Isn't it normal to pour water for washing your face and washing your feet? ”
Yan Xing also walked to sit next to little Loli, his heart beating like a deer. Little Loli finally felt that he treated her differently. It was not easy.
< br /> "Your uncle meant for you to help with chores and do whatever you can. Don't make me angry. He certainly didn't ask you to take care of me and wash my feet. "
"You are overthinking it. Washing your face and feet is a part of your daily life. Taking care of your life naturally includes trivial matters. "
"What's wrong? Let me think about it." Feeling that the topic was wrong, Le Yun thought hard and realized it instantly. She jumped up and kicked someone: "What the hell? Yes, your boss sent you to me to protect my safety. Your parents sent you to me to work as a handyman. You actually secretly changed your central idea and changed it to take care of my daily life. The handyman can instantly be upgraded to a life consultant or assistant level, and his status will be raised several levels in an instant. Hahaha, let's see if my aunt doesn't kick you to death. "
The little loli suddenly jumped up, and Yan Xing's subconscious reaction was just as quick. He also jumped up and jumped away. When the little loli changed his face, he immediately ran away: "It's not what you said. , I did not change the central idea. A handyman is to do chores. Doesn’t chores include everything big and small? "
"You deliberately fabricate reasons and take advantage of language loopholes, and you are still justified. "
"The facts I'm telling you, little Lolita, can you be a little more reasonable? "The little Loli chased her wildly, and Yan Xing ran away towards the sand dunes in the distance.
There were very few plants on the sand, and people flew by, causing the sand to splash.
After chasing for more than ten meters, Le Yunqi fiercely put her hands on her waist and stared at someone's back. Damn it, Yan someone usually hides and tucks away. Xian Shui, if you really use your speed, she won’t be able to catch him!
Yan Ren is progressing too fast, and it’s too difficult to catch him and beat him to death.
Such a result It was her own fault that caused that feeling of suffocation.It was simply...it made people want to say "f*ck", and Le Yun, who was so angry that she wanted to jump on her feet, secretly spat and admitted defeat.
What else can she do?
She couldn’t catch Yan Ren in an instant, and she couldn’t catch anyone if she continued to chase him. She let him know that she couldn’t catch him because he was too fast, and she didn’t know how she would play in the future.
It’s never too late for a gentleman to take revenge after ten years. A young woman’s revenge can be late or right in front of her. Le Yun turned her head and squatted down to continue picking plants. There were a lot of alkali firewood by the lake that had not withered yet, so you could pick the leaves.
Yan Xing, who was running away, noticed that there was no sound behind him. He turned around and saw that the little Loli was not chasing him. His intuition was wrong, so he ran to the side of the little Loli and put his handsome face aside. She raised her face and said: "Little Lolita, I'm back."
Zhang Jun blocked her sight, Le Yun turned her head and moved to the other side. If you don't like someone, run away if you have the ability. Keep running, why are you trying to get together?
"Little Lolita, I won't run away. Don't be angry. I'll kick you." The little Lolita refused to look right at her. Yan Xing became anxious and quickly offered himself up as a sandbag. , If he had known better, he wouldn't have run away. Didn't he just want to make the little loli happy and let her chase her around? If she didn't want to chase, she could yell a few times. If she yelled at him to stop, he would definitely stand and kick her. .
Le Xiaoxiao turned his head, turned his head again, and lowered his head to pick his own plants.
"Little Lolita, I was wrong. I will kick you while I stand. You can kick me hard to calm down. You can kick me as many times as you want. If I don't run away, whoever runs will run away. It's a puppy." Yan Xing stepped forward again and expressed his willingness to be a sandbag.
Mr. Le Xiao turned around, turning a blind eye to someone, and was determined not to be fooled. Whoever runs away is a puppy. If she runs away, she is a puppy. She will not run away, she will only change. direction.
It was so difficult to deal with the angry little lolita. Yan Xing scratched his head in great distress and kept trying: "Little lolita, little Lele, don't be angry, okay? I know I was wrong. , give me a chance, Xiaole, Lele, Lebaobao..."
Suddenly, he unconsciously dug up a new name "Lebaobao". Calling someone "Baobao" comes from Liu I learned it from someone. Liu Erhao is sometimes unreliable and calls his sweetheart "heart baby" behind his back.
The so-called emergency medical treatment, Yan Xing was forced to be anxious, and he also cheated. He had no moral integrity and would learn and sell the words he learned from his good brothers. The first sentence was a bit loud. Speechless, a little sluggish.
Upon hearing the words "Le Baobao", Le Yun's back felt hairy and she felt a chill. Call her Le Baobao? She's over sixteen, okay?
Yanren screamed without shame, which made her feel hairy when she heard it.
But she didn’t want to talk to Yan Ren, so she resolutely ignored him as if there was a blackbird in her ear.The crows were croaking, so I took a few steps and lowered my head to pick leaves from green plants.
She reacted, but she still didn't even look at him, and her heart suddenly went cold.
I used to think that the way the little Loli smiles when she is angry is scary. She is actually not really angry when she is angry. Now I feel...as if I still don’t understand the Little Loli well enough. The Little Loli doesn’t speak. It actually looks like it’s really popular.
Speaking of which, why on earth did the little Loli suddenly become so popular? Just because she didn’t kick him?
Thinking of the reason why the little Loli was angry, Yan Xing, a monk with two feet in length, couldn’t figure it out. He couldn’t even figure out why the little Loli was angry, so how could he coax her?
A woman’s heart is like a needle in the sea. Little Loli’s heart is more than just a needle in the sea. It is clearly like hair on the bottom of the sea. Not to mention it is hard to touch and guess, it is hard to even imagine where it falls.
Yan Xing, who was filled with depression, gave up his manly dignity and persisted in getting closer: "Baby Le, I was wrong. Baby Le, don't be angry, okay? Baby Le, what did you say about me? No, I will change it, I will definitely change it, Le Baobao, kind and beautiful Le Baobao, please say something, Le Baobao, you can hit me and scold me if you are unhappy, just don’t say anything, Le Baobao, you ignore me, I I feel so scared..."
The Yan people were so ungrateful that Le Yun couldn't hold back her laughter. It was obvious that someone like Yan was the bodyguard thrown by the Qian Sect Leader to protect her. It was they who threw away a funny one.
"Little Lolita, Baby Le, you finally smiled. Baby Le, you scared me to death. I almost thought you were going to refrigerate me." Little Loli finally reacted, Yan Xing That was a surprise. Fortunately, he had learned the shameless and immodest trick of the old ghost hand, otherwise he wouldn't have known how to coax the little loli's face from gloomy to clear.
"You are afraid of a ghost, you are jumping up and down and you are going to be extremely high."
"I am not high, I am so scared that my heart almost jumps out of my throat, I am nervous ," Yan Xing gave a bitter look on his face: "Baby Le, look at me, I'm sweating so much. Baby Le, even though I'm very violent when I stretch out my arms and legs, I've made you angry, but you still have to put in some effort to beat me up. Well, do you still want to kick me? Baby Le, do you want me to squat down and kick your ass and balls?"
"Okay." Le Yun smiled broadly, jumped up and rubbed the sand with her feet.
"Do you really want to kick me?" Yan Xing's face felt hot, and his face and neck were all hot. He looked at the little loli's beaming face, turned around resignedly, squatted down, and used his buttocks as a sandbag. .
After he squatted down, Le Yun stretched out her foot happily and kicked the person directly in the buttocks.
After being kicked, Yan Xing screamed "Ouch", leaned forward and squatted down again. His face and neck were burning with heat. The little loli didn't kick hard, but this posture was so embarrassing. .
Le Yun kicked her again and again, four or five times in a row, and she felt balanced: "Yeah, you've been trained well, your butt and balls are quite elastic, compared to Your chest muscles are still elastic."
Yan Xing felt that his face was almost on fire. He even felt the burning sensation on his face. He turned around and Holding his head with his hands first: "Baby Le, please be my girlfriend. I will kick your butt and balls every day, and I can also... touch you, it will feel more elastic to the touch."
"? "Le Yun was over the addiction of kicking people, but before she was over her excitement, she was a little stunned by a bomb suddenly thrown by Yan Ren. She blinked blankly and saw handsome Yan Yan looking at her with his shining eyes. , that face was covered with scarlet clouds, and the nervousness and eagerness were clearly revealed in the shy expression.
Looked, looked twice, jumped up and slapped Yan Ren on the head hard: "Pervert, gangster, stubborn gangster who refuses to change his ways and molests minors, I'll beat you to death, you stinking gangster..."
"Ouch, ouch..." The little loli jumped up and started beating her. Yan Xing held his head in his hands and screamed: "Baby Le, be gentle, be gentle, you'll beat me if you hit me too hard." , could it be that you want a stupid boyfriend who doesn’t have a bright mind... Ouch, I told you not to be harsh, your brain is going to explode... You are doing domestic violence, domestic violence is illegal... Ouch, you fell on your butt. It’s flapped!”
“You bastard, you’re a bastard, you’re taking advantage of me, I’m asking you to take advantage of me!” Le Yun was so angry that she kicked Yan Ren until he sat on the ground and continued filming. , using Yan Ren's head as a racket. Anyway, the guy covered his head with his hands, so he couldn't hit his head, but his hand.
After being slapped wildly, the hand of the handsome young man quickly turned red. The owner of the hand did not feel any pain. He only felt that the back of the hand was hot and felt like pins and needles. He just covered his head and ignored his hand, whirring. He yelled: "Baby Le, stop hitting me. I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. If you keep hitting me, I'm going to be really beaten. Calm down, why don't you give me some elastic butt balls?" I’ll give you a spanking, okay?”
“Yan Xing—” Yan Ren became more and more shameless, Le Yun was so angry that she almost breathed fire, she took her hands back, rubbed her hands with a dark face, and he continued If you dare to talk nonsense, don't blame her for actually using force to deal with him.
"Hey, I'm here!" the little Loli called out by her first and last name. Yan Xing jumped up and carefully observed the little Loli. Wouldn't he really pissed off the little Loli again? ?
The little Loli’s expression was very serious, and she felt that... she might have to talk about something very serious, and it might be the last thing he wanted to face. He didn’t feel confident, and he didn’t care that the back of his hands was hot. He put his hands on his hands, feeling nervous. He placed his hands close to the midline of his trouser legs and swallowed carefully: "Baby Le, I'm here. What can I do for you?"Son? ”