In the detention room of the police station, Yan Shouyi was locked up with several other brothers.
Everyone lowered their heads at first, but then they raised their heads unintentionally and their eyes met, and then they smiled sheepishly at each other.
Looking at their confident looks, you can tell that all of them are experienced drivers. Only Yan Shou was deducted twelve points without even getting his driver's license.
One of the bald men, who looked to be in his thirties, patted Yan Shouyi on the shoulder and said meaningfully:
"Young man, you are young. You are young, you don’t look greedy, but you are on the road of no return. Are you working? Are you still a student? Students can’t spend money in advance!”
Yan Shouyi When asked, she didn’t know how to answer, so she could only laugh. At this time, the policewoman knocked on the iron door of the detention room with handcuffs and said to Yan Shouyi contemptuously:
“You still have the nerve to smile? Don’t you feel quite proud?”
Everyone quickly shut up, like primary school students who were being scolded by their head teacher, except that the combined age of these primary school students was already two hundred years old.
The policewoman pointed at Yan Shouyi: "You, come out with me to take notes."
Yan Shouyi followed out quickly. He was wrongly accused and was in a hurry. To clear away the grievances, and the sister's condition is very serious and may break out at any time, Yan Shouyi must remind her as soon as possible.
People like Yan Shouyi and his group were not even qualified to enter the interrogation room, so they lined up at the table in the corridor to fill out forms.
So when Yan Shouyi was passing by the corridor, he took a special look at the wall and saw some information about the female police officers - there was nothing he could do, there were not many female police officers, let alone this sister. He is also very good-looking, as you can notice from many photos at a glance.
It turns out that this policewoman’s name is Xia Zhi, and Zhi from Gardenia is a new trainee police officer in this station. However, she has already arrested many criminals, and she has been honored as a policewoman. Best Police Officer of the Month.
How much money did you pay for prostitution, and what did you do?"
Yan Shouyi took a deep breath and was about to vent his bitterness: "Sister, I really didn't lie to you. I was working for that sister at that time. …”
“I’m touching the bones!”
Yan Shouyi was stunned, who stole his lines?
Vomiting bitterness:
"I'm not lying to you. I am a disciple of the 18th generation of Maoshan. I was ordered by my teacher to enter the world to practice. Tonight, I saw that the young lady had a hidden disease and couldn't bear to sit idly by, so I proposed to diagnose her by touching her bones. But as soon as the young lady took off her clothes, you guys came in - I was wronged!"
The young man was eloquent and spoke very fast, leaving Yan Shou stunned.
No wonder Xia Zhi refuses to believe in herself. She dares to say all her love words to her grandson? ? ?
The young man was as thin as a monkey that had been hungry for more than ten days, as if a gust of wind could blow him away. He obviously looked like he was overindulging himself. To say that he was not here tonight Yan Shouyi himself didn't believe it when he was driving, let alone the policeman who knew everything.
Xia Zhi felt that Yan Shouyi was in the same situation as the skinny young man, so he simply called the young man over to work together.
When the young man saw such a beautiful young lady taking notes for him, he was so happy that he completely forgot about his situation and even teased Xia Zhi until he was beaten by a passing police uncle. It took one punch to calm down.
After the young man’s explanation, Yan Shouyi learned that the skinny monkey’s name was Long Feicheng, and his name had the aura of Long Aotian. Unfortunately, he was a bit greedy in appearance.
Long Feicheng insisted that he was a disciple of Maoshan, and that he was just touching his sister's bones tonight and did nothing else.
Yan Shouyi had no lines left.
After Long Feicheng finished his quibble, he greeted Yan Shouyi with a smile: "Brother, why were you arrested?"
Yan Shouyi sighed. : "I'm also touching my sister's bones."
"Ahem, buddy, you are not kind. Look at your rustic look. How does it have anything to do with a Taoist priest! I Maoshan is famous all over the world, don't use our name to deceive people outside!"
Yan Shouyi looked at Long Feicheng with wide eyes, this guy is really the best, And he also possesses a mysterious confidence.
, you are a Taoist priest, do you know how to tell fortunes?"
The two men nodded immediately, and Long Feicheng said boldly: "Sister, I am not bragging to you, back then I was given a nickname by people on Maoshan Mountain A divine fortune teller, he knows five thousand years, five thousand years, and another five thousand years in between!"
Originally, Yan Shouyi was not sure whether this Long Feicheng was from the same group. , but now he is sure that this guy is just pretending.
Even Zhuge Kong, who was proficient in Qimen DunjiaMing, under all calculations, Wei Yan would never have predicted that his seven-star life-extending lantern would be defeated. The two masters of the Tang Dynasty, Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang, only pushed the Tuibeitu for two thousand years. Long Feicheng didn't even have hair, so how could he know for fifteen thousand years?
This guy is a genius!
No, don't blame me for being rude."
This time Long Feicheng was a little timid. His tricks were okay to fool ordinary people, but he wanted to fool Xia, who had graduated from the police academy. Gardenia, that must be seeking death.
After a brief hesitation, Long Feicheng changed his mind. Sometimes fortune telling does not have to be accurate, as long as the words are spoken nicely.
So Long Feicheng asked for Xia Zhi’s birth date, pretended to count it with his fingers, and said after a while:
"Oh my! Officer Xia, you are born The good fortune is that the Wuqu star in the sky descends to earth, and evil spirits will not invade you throughout your life, and misfortune will never come near you. If any ghost sees you, you will have to take a detour. As long as you continue to do this business, you will definitely make countless meritorious deeds and be famous for generations to come!"
It has to be said that Long Feicheng is a talent. Xia Zhi's words were obviously very useful. Although it was not shown on his face, there was still a trace of pride in his eyes.
Being a female figure who dares to stand on the front line shows that Xia Zhi has ideals and ambitions in her heart.
Precisely because she is a female, there must be many people around her who oppose her ideals. On the contrary, it was Long Feicheng's words that made Xia Zhi feel proud.
It seems that she can really make countless meritorious deeds and be famous throughout the ages.
Just when Long Feicheng saw Xia Zhi’s pride and felt complacent in his heart, Yan Shouyi frowned and said:
“The Seventh Killer of Ming Palace Yu Yinshen” Ziwu, four righteousnesses and no evil spirits... No, she clearly has the fate of Qi Sha Chao Dou! People with this kind of fate are the stars of Gu Ke, Punishment and Killing, specializing in authority over life and death. This star is in the palace of life of the human body, and its owner is impatient and moody. Advances and retreats in work are not constant, and disasters often accompany you, and you are destined to experience three catastrophes of life and death in your life before you can be safe and sound..."
What Yan Shouyi said, and what Long Feicheng said, Completely two extremes.
Long Feicheng said "Holy shit" and quickly covered Yan Shouyi's mouth and said resentfully: "Brother, if you don't know how to speak, just stop talking. You will kill me this time. Yes!"
Sure enough, Xia Zhi's face immediately darkened after she had just become happy.
Somehow, although Long Feicheng said what she wanted to hear, Yan Shouyi's words made her couldn't help but believe it..
So Xia Zhi unconsciously asked: "When were the three life and death catastrophes you mentioned?"
After saying the words, Xia Zhi couldn't help but regret it. , he is a policeman, and he is interrogating these two ticket holders, how come he is really telling fortunes?
But Yan Shouyi didn’t think there was anything wrong. He said:
“I can’t do the calculation with my bare hands. If you really want to know, just give me my Return the bag to me, there is something about my fortune teller there."
The words were like water being thrown out. Xia Zhi had no choice but to stop now, and she really wanted to know. What exactly is the so-called "three great catastrophes of life and death"?
Fortunately, the things Yan Shouyi and the others committed were not serious, and they could even return their mobile phones to them, so Xia Zhi easily helped Yan Shouyi find his satchel, including Yan Shouyi's. A wooden bird that I always carry with me.
Yan Shouyi took out the simple compass from his satchel. Xia Zhi took the opportunity to glance at the contents of Yan Shouyi's satchel. It was actually some copper coins, talisman paper, writing brushes and the like. thing.
“Are you really a Taoist priest?” Xia Zhi couldn’t help but ask.
Long Feicheng was unusually silent at this time, staring closely at the compass in Yan Shouyi's hand, not knowing what he was thinking.
But he must have known that he had met the rightful master, so he didn’t dare to do anything.
Yan Shouyi replied: "I am not a Taoist priest, but I can tell fortunes."
I am not a Taoist priest but I can tell fortunes? Xia Zhi was confused. In her understanding, weren't fortune tellers all Taoist priests?
Is it possible that he can still be a monk?
Yan Shouyi reconfirmed Xia Zhi’s birth date, calculated with his fingers, and figured out that fire and wood were the main elements in Xia Zhi’s five-element horoscope, and then started to turn the compass directly.
Suddenly, Long Feicheng whispered: "Taiyi, Qimen, and Liuren are collectively called the three major techniques. They are unique techniques. Among them, Taiyi mainly uses Tianyuan to measure national affairs; Qimen is mainly based on the earth element, measuring family affairs; Liuren is mainly based on the human element, measuring personnel affairs. Taiyi measures state affairs, which is taboo for emperors, and its reputation is not obvious. Qimen measures family affairs, and its reputation spreads far and wide. Liuren measures human affairs, and it is a mixed bag, and its reputation is unknown. Damaged..."
Yan Shou, who was about to tell fortunes, hesitated for a moment and looked at Long Feicheng in surprise:
"I can't tell, but you really understand. Something."
Long Feicheng did not show any pride this time, but lowered his head very humbly and said:
"The Sixth Divine Art uses the sun and the moon to The stars, heavenly stems and earthly branches, and the five elements and eight trigrams are used as the basis. Deductions and calculations are made on the compass to find heaven, earth, people, and things., the inner connection between things, so as to achieve the state of knowing the past and the future. Although there are many people who know the Six Divine Arts nowadays, most people only know the Big Liuren. The calculation ability of the Big Liuren is far inferior to that of Taiyi and Qimen. The really powerful one is the Xiao Liuren, and Xiao Liuren is said to be It has been lost for many years..."
Yan Shouyi remained silent and looked at Long Feicheng calmly. Long Feicheng raised his head. After the two briefly made eye contact, Long Feicheng suddenly laughed loudly. Laugh:
“It’s impossible, it’s impossible, you don’t look like a master who knows Xiao Liuren! I must be worrying too much! ”
Long Feicheng’s acting skills are really poor, but it also proves from the side that he is not as simple as he seems on the surface.
He can actually see it at a glance Yan Shouyi used Xiao Liuren when he left.
It seems that grandpa is right, the great hermit lives in the city. Although many masters like to live in seclusion in the mountains, the real strong ones never hide from the world.
This prosperous city is the real place where dragons and tigers are hidden!
Xia Zhi saw the two of them chatting on the sidelines, and did not let go of himself as a policeman at all. In his eyes, he couldn't help but knocked on the table angrily: "Hurry up! ”