"You didn't do anything to me. I came here to celebrate your birthday with good intentions and bought a cake. I've been waiting here for you since about three o'clock in the afternoon. I just wanted to give you a surprise. But as for you, as soon as you walked in Just hit me and scold me. Fang Zhiqiang, why are you treating me like this? No one has ever hit me in my whole life." The more Li Xiaoxiao thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt, and she cried harder.

"When did I hit you? I didn't scold you either. I...Isn't this an accident? I really didn't mean it. I was wrong. I beg you, don't cry. Yes, I was wrong, and I apologize to you." Fang Zhiqiang felt a deep sense of powerlessness, but he also knew that he was indeed the one who threw Li Xiaoxiao, and there was no way to deny it.

"Look at how hard you hit me. It hurts, do you know?" Li Xiaoxiao said aggrievedly.

"Where does it hurt? Let me rub it for you." Fang Zhiqiang started to sweat on his head. What he was most afraid of was that a woman would cry. He would panic when a woman cried, not him. All the mistakes he made became his fault, not to mention this time it was his fault in the first place.

"Butt, my butt is about to fall apart." Li Xiaoxiao said.

“Let me rub it for you.” Fang Zhiqiang said and reached out to rub Li Xiaoxiao’s butt.

"Ah... Fang Zhiqiang, you gangster, you touch my butt, you stinking gangster..." As soon as Fang Zhiqiang stretched out his hand and rubbed it, Li Xiaoxiao started screaming, and then took the The pillow on the bed hit Fang Zhiqiang, which made Fang Zhiqiang completely stunned. He took several steps back and completely exited Li Xiaoxiao's attack range.

"Fang Zhiqiang, you are a pervert. Last time you touched my breasts, and this time you touched my butt. You...you..." Li Xiaoxiao pointed at Fang Zhiqiang and was speechless. .

"I...I..." Fang Zhiqiang stared blankly at his hands that had just put down the heinous crime. He was speechless for a long time. He just wanted to help Li Xiaoxiao rub the painful place. , I really didn’t expect that this was a butt, or a girl’s butt. This was a place that could not be touched. Fang Zhiqiang suddenly felt sad, wanted to cry, and wanted to die.

"Oh my God, what have I done? Do you want to punish me like this? Just kill me. I really don't want to live anymore." Fang Zhiqiang wailed.

"Fang Zhiqiang, my butt hurts, you just don't care about me, right? This is all your fault, you have to be responsible for me." Just when Fang Zhiqiang didn't dare to approach Li Xiaoxiao at all At that time, Li Xiaoxiao shouted there again.

　"Am I responsible? How can I be responsible? I want to take you to the hospital and you say you don't have to go. I'll rub it for you. Then you say I'm being a hooligan, auntie, just tell me directly that I should What should I do? Okay, don’t say I’m being a hooligan to you later." Fang Zhiqiang said helplessly, and now he is the one who has been wronged.

　“You still don’t admit it, do you? You said it yourself, did you touch my breast last time? "

"Yes, but..." Fang Zhiqiang wanted to explain, but was directly interrupted by Li Xiaoxiao.

"Then did you touch my butt just now? ? "

"Yes, but..."

"If you touch my breasts and touch my butt, aren't you being a hooligan? If you went out on the street and touched other women's breasts and butts, they would have sent you to the police station long ago. I don't think you are bad at all, and I can't bear to ruin you. Let me tell you, if you touched your breasts and your butt, you are responsible for me. "Li Xiaoxiao said angrily.

"Huh? Responsible? Are you asking me to marry you? "Fang Zhiqiang's eyes widened.

"Marry...marry me, you think so. "Li Xiaoxiao's face turned red when Fang Zhiqiang said this.

"Then you said you would let me take responsibility? "

"You compensate me, I tell you, I am very angry now. "

"How to compensate? "

" "How you compensated me last time, you will compensate me this time." "Li Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and said.

"Which time? "

"That time when I touched my breasts. "

"Buy flowers and ice cream? "Fang Zhiqiang frowned.

"Forget the ice cream, just treat me to a movie and buy flowers. If you do, I will forgive you. "Li Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

"Then just call the police and arrest me. "Fang Zhiqiang looked helpless, sat down on the table, and lit a cigarette.

"Fang Zhiqiang, would you rather go to jail than go to the movies with me, right? "Li Xiaoxiao was anxious.

"I won't go. I said you are sick? I go to the movies every day. What’s so good about that? Besides, it’s only for men and women to fall in love. Why are we going there? We’re buying flowers and watching a movie. How about a date? "Fang Zhiqiang rolled his eyes at Li Xiaoxiao.

"Tell me first, how did you know that my birthday is today? I almost don’t remember it myself. I remember I never told you when my birthday was, right? "Fang Zhiqiang continued to ask.

"I asked Sister Liu Yan, and she told me that you were born today. "

"I knew it was this guy. Since they knew I passed away today, why didn't they even call me? "Fang Zhiqiang cursed.

"Liu Yan said, as long as I accompany you, it will be fine, and they will not be light bulbs. This is what she said. "Li Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

"Dian... you are still laughing, girl, you are really heartless., people have misunderstood our relationship, you know? "Fang Zhiqiang became angry when he saw Li Xiaoxiao still laughing.

" A misunderstanding is a misunderstanding. What does it matter? There will be no loss of meat. "

"This...what you said makes sense. If you don't care, I don't care. Don't blame me if you can't get married then. "

"Fang Zhiqiang, you cursed me, so you can't get married. "

"I can't get married in the first place. If anyone is willing to marry me, I will marry him now. Just give me a betrothal gift of five hundred thousand. "Fang Zhiqiang said with a smile.

"Okay, why not five hundred thousand? I'll pay for it, and you can marry me. "Li Xiaoxiao also smiled.

"You are sick. "

"I came here specially to celebrate your birthday, and you still scolded me. Fang Zhiqiang, look at how you treat me. Are you such a bully? "Li Xiaoxiao cried again.

Fang Zhiqiang looked at the cake that fell on the ground. To be honest, he was quite touched.

"Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean it. How did I know it was you behind me? This place is very complicated and there are all kinds of people. Of course I have to be a little on guard. You said that I suddenly felt someone rushing towards me from behind. I can Not resisting? From now on, please don't play this childish game like I cover your eyes quietly. It's really dangerous. I was wrong, okay? I'll treat you to dinner tonight. Let's have a big dinner, okay? Consider it an apology to you. "Fang Zhiqiang said softly.

"A big meal? I'll have some. I'll eat whatever I want. You can't be stingy. "Li Xiaoxiao pouted.

"Uh... okay. "Fang Zhiqiang hesitated for a moment. He really hesitates when it comes to money.

"It's so difficult to help me up, my butt hurts. "Li Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand.