"Let's do it this way. You go in and wash it first, take off your clothes and hand them to me. I'll put them in the washing machine to wash. After washing, I'll spin them and put them in the dryer to dry them and then you can wear them right away." Wang Xia thought about it. Said at once.
"Then what should I wear? Will I just stay in the bathroom for an hour or two?" Fang Zhiqiang rolled his eyes.
"What are you in a hurry for? I'll go find it for you. Go take a shower first and take off your clothes for me." Wang Xia glared at Fang Zhiqiang and then said.
Fang Zhiqiang thought for a while. He couldn’t go out because of the smell of shit. He had to take a shower and change clothes first. Although he was a little embarrassed, he had no choice but to go straight into the bathroom, close the door, and put the He took off his clothes, leaving only his boxers. Then he hid behind the door and handed the dirty clothes to Wang Xia.
“You don’t change into boxers when you take a shower?” Wang Xia shouted outside.
“There’s no need for boxer briefs, they’re not dirty.” Fang Zhiqiang said sheepishly.
"Everyone is dirty, but your boxers are not dirty? Oh, you still know how to be embarrassed, sister, why haven't you seen it? Stop being coy, hurry up, I will throw it in the washing machine instead. "Wang Xia shouted outside.
Fang Zhiqiang thought about it and felt that it was the same. No woman in the family felt embarrassed. Why was he, a grown man, being pretentious here? After thinking about it, he hid behind the door and took off his boxers, and then handed them to Wang Xia. After Wang Xia took the boxers, Fang Zhiqiang closed the door and started taking a shower.
The stinky body and the sweat all over the body make it really comfortable to take a bath. In addition, Wang Xia has a bathtub at home, and Fang Zhiqiang, who usually showers all the time, occasionally takes a bath like this and feels physically and mentally healthy. All happy.
After soaking for a while and applying shower gel several times, I felt that I could no longer be clean, so Fang Zhiqiang scrubbed himself clean, hid behind the door and shouted to Wang Xia He asked Wang Xia to pass his name to him, but no one showed up after calling him several times. This made Fang Zhiqiang extremely anxious. He was naked in the bathroom. If Wang Xia really played tricks on him, he would really be in trouble every day. After waiting for a while, Fang Zhiqiang listened carefully to the sounds outside the door, but the silence outside was terrifying, with no sound at all. After calling Wang Xia's name a few more times but receiving no response, Fang Zhiqiang concluded that Wang Xia was playing tricks on him. The anger in Fang Zhiqiang's heart could no longer be restrained, but he couldn't go out at all. He couldn't. Run out naked and stand in front of Wang Xia, right? Fang Zhiqiang is not so shameless yet.
"Wang Xia, do you think this is interesting? Let me tell you, there is a limit to people's patience. You should only joke in moderation and don't go too far." Fang Zhiqiang stood by the door and said, He firmly believed that Wang Xia could hear it, and he firmly believed that Wang Xia was hiding outside the door, ready to laugh at his joke.
After Fang Zhiqiang finished speaking, he waited. To his surprise, Wang Xia still didn’t answer.
"Wang Xia, that's enough. Let me tell you, if you don't bring the clothes over, I will get really angry." Fang Zhi said while suppressing his anger, but Wang Xia still didn't say anything arrogant.
Fang Zhiqiang, who was furious, couldn't care so much. He picked up a towel to cover his crotch and awkwardly opened the door and walked out, because there were no bath towels or bathrobes in the bathroom, only a few This short face towel. It's impossible to surround this kind of towel. At most, it can only be held in front to cover up shame.
Originally thought Wang Xia was outside the bathroom, but after opening the door, Fang Zhiqiang didn't see anyone. Confused, Fang Zhiqiang began to move slowly and awkwardly, looking around for Wang Xia's whereabouts. But after searching the living room and several rooms with open doors, no one was found. Even Fang Zhiqiang on the balcony hid behind the wall and secretly stretched his head out to take a look, but there was still no one. In the end, Fang Zhiqiang had no choice but to focus on the only bedroom with a closed door.
"Is Wang Xia asleep?" Fang Zhiqiang thought, and finally felt that this was the only possibility.
Fang Zhiqiang knocked gently on the door, but when he saw no response, he slowly opened the door of the master bedroom and looked inside. It was also empty.
I don’t know where Wang Xia went, but Fang Zhiqiang believed that Wang Xia was deliberately playing tricks on him. Fang Zhiqiang, who couldn’t bear it, looked around for his mobile phone, and finally found his mobile phone on the coffee table in the living room. , which was obviously taken out by Wang Xia when she was washing his clothes. Because there was no one in the house, Fang Zhiqiang couldn't care so much anymore. He sat on the sofa, crumpled the damn towel and threw it aside. He lit a cigarette and took two puffs and started calling Wang Xia. The phone rang for a long time and was finally hung up. Seeing that Wang Xia did not answer his call, Fang Zhiqiang became more convinced of his suspicions and continued to call Wang Xia with anger. As soon as the call was connected, there was a beeping sound, Over there, I saw the door to the living room suddenly opened.
"Why are you calling me so urgently?" Wang Xia walked in with several bags in her hands, looking at Fang Zhiqiang as she walked in to change her shoes. However, as soon as she finished speaking, Wang Xia's eyes widened, and Fang Zhiqiang also stared at Wang Xia blankly. Then, Fang Zhiqiang suddenly jumped up, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and blocked it with his hand. He quickly ran to the bathroom and closed the door. It turned out that when Wang Xia came in, Fang Zhiqiang was naked and wearing nothing.
Wang Xia also stood blankly at the door, then her face turned red, she smiled again, changed her shoes, walked to the bathroom door and said to Fang Zhiqiang: "Fang Zhiqiang, you What are you doing here? Are you planning to come to my house to play hooligan or something?Are you trying to seduce me? "
"The one who seduced your sister, Wang Xia, your uncle, believe it or not, I have been trying to trick you. Are you such a trickster? "Fang Zhiqiang, who was angry and ashamed, finally couldn't help but curse Wang Xia directly. He was really too angry.
"You want to cross me? Come on, you are alone, the time is just right. As long as you dare to come out, I will let you be trapped. I will never resist. Do you dare? "Wang Xia was not angry at all and said with a smile.
"You... uncle, bring me your clothes quickly, or I will tear down your house, believe it or not. "Fang Zhiqiang really didn't dare to go out. He could only curse and threaten Wang Xia, but his momentum weakened instantly.
"It's really shameless to demolish my house. I'm standing outside. You don't even dare to fuck me. Do you have the guts to demolish my house? If you don't have the guts, don't say harsh words here. Little brother, you were still wearing crotchless pants when my sister was hanging out. Wang Xia laughed loudly, and then said: "Open the door." "
"You are sick. You like to look at men's bodies and go out to find ducks. I don't have time to care about you, so hurry up and bring in the clothes. "Fang Zhiqiang continued to curse.
"Fang Zhiqiang, you are addicted to scolding today, right? Do you really think you are Cheng Guanxi? I’ve never seen any man fall in love with a little kid like you who doesn’t even have hair at all? How can I get the clothes in if you don't open the door? Did your head get squeezed by a door or kicked by a donkey? Open the door quickly. If you don't open the door, I won't bother to care about you. It's up to you to dress or not. "Wang Xia finally got angry.
After hearing Wang Xia's words, Fang Zhiqiang realized that he had misunderstood Wang Xia. Knowing that he was wrong, he did not dare to say anything more and hid behind the door obediently. Open a crack.
"You will die if you open it a little. Do you think you are really some kind of national treasure that everyone wants to take a look at? Come on, stop whining. "Wang Xia continued to curse.
Fang Zhiqiang had no choice but to open the door a little more, and then saw Wang Xia handing in several bags, all of which were relatively well-known clothing names. It could be seen that she I just went out and bought a new one.
“Did you buy a new one? "Fang Zhiqiang asked weakly.
"Get dressed, come out quickly, and then get out. "Wang Xia said coldly, and then walked away from the bathroom.
In fact, when he saw the new clothes Wang Xia handed in, Fang Zhiqiang knew that he had wrongly blamed Wang Xia. Wang Xia didn't mean to make fun of herself, but hurried out to buy clothes for herself. Thinking of this, Fang Zhiqiang felt warm and guilty in his heart. He really mistook Wang Xia's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. Let's let it go To be honest, for a woman like Wang Xia to go out and buy clothes for a man in person, the kindness is not that great.
Fang Zhiqiang felt quite uncomfortable as he put on his clothes.Strangely, the clothes Wang Xia bought for him really fit him well, and you could tell at a glance that the clothes were not cheap. Fang Zhiqiang put on his clothes and came out, and said to Wang Xia who was sitting on the sofa in the living room with a smile: "Mr. Wang, these clothes are really good. Your vision is really speechless. This is definitely a professional-level vision."< br />
"Have you finished flattering me?" Wang Xia turned her head and looked at Fang Zhiqiang coldly and said.
Fang Zhiqiang was very embarrassed. It was obvious that the flattery was on the horse’s ass.
"If you find it annoying, then I'll finish the filming." Fang Zhiqiang laughed awkwardly.
"When you're done flattering me, get out of here right away. I'm annoyed to see you here, okay?" Wang Xia said coldly.
"Mr. Wang, you called me over as soon as I got off work. I haven't eaten yet. I'm really hungry. How can I have the strength to walk when I'm hungry, right?" Fang Zhi Qiang immediately sat on the sofa and looked aggrieved.
"What's wrong? Do you still want me to cook you some dishes and have a drink before you leave?" Wang Xia asked with a sneer.
"Forget the wine, I am a good man in the new century, so I don't like this. Mr. Wang, you haven't had dinner either, how about we go out for a meal and I treat you? ?" Fang Zhiqiang said shamelessly. Mainly because he realized his mistake, he just kept thinking about how to please Wang Xia.
"It's so fresh. Are you willing to pay me to have dinner? But let me tell you, I never eat dinner at night. I only eat apples, and I have already eaten apples." Wang Xialeng Said coldly.
"I'm hungry too. Do you still have apples at home? I'll eat an apple before I leave," Fang Zhiqiang said shamelessly.
"Apple? Okay, if you want to eat, I will let you eat until you are full today." After saying this, Wang Xia stood up directly, then went to the kitchen to tinker with things, and came out with a piece of fruit in her hand. There were at least six or seven apples in the basket, all of which had been washed.
"So many? You really don't need so many, just one for me is enough," Fang Zhiqiang said quickly when he saw Wang Xia being so polite.
"Don't you like eating apples? Then I will let you eat as much as you want today. Here, eat them all for me. No one is left." Wang Xia put the apples directly on the Fang Zhiqiang said in front of him.
Fang Zhiqiang’s eyes widened, and then he said to Wang Xia: "Mr. Wang, you are too cruel. You are preparing to kill me. No, I am hungry. I came to you and spent an hour emptying the toilet for you, and this is how you treat me? Isn’t that too kind of you?"
" Kindness? That comes from your mouth. You are not afraid of insulting these two words. Such a wolf-hearted thing,I drove out in a hurry to buy clothes for you, and when I came back, I looked at your face and was scolded by you. Are you still being kind to me? Let me tell you, this is the first time that I have bought clothes for a man, and it is also the first time that I have been scolded like this. If I hadn’t just chopped you off because you had to clear the toilet for me today, would you eat it? If you don't want to eat, get out of here immediately. "Wang Xia said angrily.
"No... I misunderstood you, I... Besides, you have exposed all my body, why are you running away? It's not a waste of time, right? Look, you went out to buy me some clothes and I took off my clothes to show you. I've been cleaning the toilet for you for an hour and you haven't shown me how to express your gratitude to me. "Fang Zhiqiang deliberately changed the topic.
"What's the matter? Do you want me to take off my clothes and show you? ”